Witness the debut of the Metafiltr Open Mik Nite! Watch as Metafiltr President and CEO cortex stands utterly frozen in terror, blinking in the spotlight and singing The Devil Blues! Move over, Pokemon; shove off, Hanna-Barbera: you've never seen an animation budget this low!
Do you ever feel like mathowie is watching you? Do you ever feel like he's not watching you enough? Well look here, buddy: the ball is in your court now, thanks to The Eyes of Mathowie. Take all the Matt Time you need; his piercing eyes will follow your every move, and you'll like it.
Thrill! To the ever-bouncing heads of the Metafilter.com moderators! Sing! Along with the highly questionable background music selections! Wonder! At the subpar physics model! All this, and slightly more, awaits you, in the Metafilter Timeout Playroom, from Metafiltr!