Metafilter: John Doe's blog sucks and he's ugly.
Metafilter: it was much better before it went online, and before all the good posters left.
MetaFilter: an in-depth analysis of how many "l33t hax0rs" claim to "0wn j00" and a brief discussion on the history of the expression "w00t"....
MetaFilter: Where you go for one-liners. :)
metafilter: explaining the difference between democracy and capitalism.
Metafilter: Your source for accidental porn.
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MetaFilter: not your father's illicit drug.
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MetaFilter: self-policing for 5836 posts and running.
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Metafilter: Not content in insulting everyone's political opinions, we move onto insulting their religious beliefs as well. Bravo, folks.
Metafilter: a discussion of the relative merits of Doric vs. Corinthian columns somehow morphs into a heated abortion debate...
Metafilter: you must be in on the scam! etc).
Metafilter: Matt's bouncing baby">Metafilter</a> (Mouse over it)
Metafilter: Infantile like you read about.
MetaFilter: The that's not broke"?
metafilter: now saying less with more.
Metafilter: 26 public relations assistants, 82 working journalists, 349 unemployed freelance journalists, 18 politicians, 2832 current or former marching band participants, 403 pre-teens (14 with their own credit cards), Jim Lehrer, Adam Curry and three illegitimate children of Bob Marley. Jann Wenner has an intern print the site for him every morning. Fred Durst has it in his "to be checked later!!!" bookmarks folder.
metafilter: politically rabid, sexually puritanical, hide in dark corner
Metafilter: I would like to spit on the person who wrote that copy.
Metafilter: Please re-read my very specific words again, then feel dumb.
Metafilter: Damn you, monkey!
MetaFilter: you're wrong. no you're wrong!
MetaFilter: more fun than watching paint peel off the wall
MetaFilter: Put the knife away, jobless psycho!
MetaFilter: Boy HOWDY!
Metafilter: weblog as AA meeting.
metafilter: Project screaming blue.
metafilter: where wishes can come true. :)
metafilter: where hopes are dashed. :(
MetaFilter: The Book," selling thousands of copies, making untold numbers of dollars, it would be something different entirely.
MetaFilter: The Book,"Ah jeez- 'scuse me, I gotta go make a call to my publisher right away. :)Hm- tough call. I mean, whether she's topless or not, she's in public and the camera's in plain view. I think at first we need to separate the fact of her toplessness from any dicussion. Wait- I think the very first thing we need to do is introduce some video and pictoral evidence. :) The second thing is then forget the fact that she happens to be topless in determine legal standing. Now, if someone made a video called "Streets of Seattle" and just went out with their Steadicam and took lots of video of people walking around various Seattle attractions- perhaps intending to sell the video in those gift shops around tourist attractions or something- would they be legally protected to make the video without getting release forms or compensating those who were in their shot? I suspect it would, although the primer that alan linked leaves it unresolved; on the one hand, photos taken publicly don't necessarily need release forms, but then there's this vague "right of publicity" if an individual can be identified and is the focus of the photo/video in question. So: does that mean GGW, Inc., could sidestep everything by simply blurring the faces so they are no longer identifiable individuals? How long in seconds does a camera have to have a particular subject in frame before that subject is the "focus of the shot"? Tough area to ponder...And what does that mean for shows like "Wild On E!" where we see partygoers and revelers in vacation hot spots, where clearly they couldn't have gotten all those release forms, right? The principle difference seems to be that E! doesn't show nudity (or at least blurs it out) and generally focuses on scenes of general revelry, not individual partgoers. Isn't GGW, Inc. simply calling these documentaries about broader concepts like "Mardi Gras" partying, and thus not be focusing on this B.G. plaintiff in particular, denying both her privacy and publicity claims (well, again it sounds like she's not making any publicity claims)? Ultimately, it really sounds like it's almost going to be a coinflip about which judge gets the case and what the applicable state laws happen to be. Me, I lean towards the "you got naked, don't be ashamed of it, it was part of the fun of Mardi Gras/ Spring Break/ Carnival/
MetaFilter: The Book," selling thousands of copies, making untold numbers of dollars, it would be something different entirely.
MetaFilter: the memepool it's okay to like.
MetaFilter: Oh. Oh dear.
MetaFilter: More-sensitive-than-thou
Metafilter: This is another nifty, little, offbeat news site.
MetaFilter: you that does not make not true for anything out?"
MetaFilter: ?Our standards are so high, they're double!?
Metafilter: the community blog where you can't get a hug. Has it come to this, then?
Metafilter: Where denigration is the sport of kings!
MetaFilter: You're wrong! No, you're wrong!
Metafilter: 6:03 PST
MetaFilter: those willing to brave"?
MetaFilter: lacking complex thought.
MetaFilter: You have to talk about MetaFilter.
Metafilter: this isn't an investment newsletter.
metafilter: my anticorporation :)
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Metafilter: we're all as Other as the next guy.
MetaFilter: Where everybody rubs somebody the wrong way sometimes and somebody rubs nearly everybody the wrong way
Metafilter: the place to debate all the fine points of caviar -- while your own children starve to death for want of bread.
MetaFilter: Not Just About The Mouse
Metafilter: we're trying to have a society here.
Metafilter: we're trying to have a society here.
MetaFilter: Turning soceity to the shits with egocentric, fuck-everyone attitudes since 1999.
metafilter: if there's a nit to pick, some nitwit will pick it
Metafilter: Just flailing around out of control, my dead arms
Metafilter: Don't forget to duck.
Metafilter: Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation!
MetaFilter: Humorless Pseudo-Intellectuals It's OK To Hate
metafilter: to point out and discuss interesting or useful web content. In my experience, the commercial web has neither been sleeker nor faster, and hasn't always tended to produce the most interesting content either.
Metafilter: Collectively locating stupid people for quite some time now.
MetaFilter: It's not random. It's complexity.
MetaFilter: It's not random. It's lounge digeridoo with horses neighing
metafilter: a non-stop flow of serious, insightful, respectful and meaningful discussion.
Metafilter: Hey Tiny Pea, What's The Deal?
MetaFilter: You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
Metafilter: Double Posting; Trolling; Error Occurred While Processing Request; Take it to Metatalk; and Thou Shall Not Be Allowed To Become a Member.
MetaFilter: a genius idea that i plan on actually acting out.
Metafilter: "Don't forget to duck."
Metafilter: Had the world gone completely mad?
Metafilter: Where People Notice.
MetaFilter: Six Degrees of A-List Resentment.
Metafilter: Don't forget to duck.
MetaFilter: Less talking, more abortions.
Metafilter: bad tempered post followed by an apology and lack of caffeine offered as an excuse.
Metafilter: Professional Nonconformity
MetaFilter: Nagivation should not come with disclaimers!
Metafilter: 20 cent ideas in a dollar world.
MetaFilter: Come for the links, run screaming from the discussion.
MetaFilter: Read today's news, today, our reporters are standing by...
Metafilter: You're wrong. No you're wrong.
Metafilter: evey day a new vocabulary word! I must work the word bloviating into casual conversation today.
MetaFilter: Home of pre-teen nipple-sucking photos!
Metafilter: The Home Edition for whiling away those long, lonely winter evenings!
Metafilter: Religious tolerance? What's that? Only if you're islamic or something "exotic".
Metafilter: Indefinite war against a conceptual perjorative.
Metafilter: Newsfeed for Yahoo! Oddly Enough column, delayed a few days.
Metafilter: the most glorious of tushies.
Metafilter: "What, my dear fold_and_mutilate! Are you yet living?
Metafilter: WWF for bloggers. Paramania's runnin' wild in NYC!
metafilter: lowbzilla emzilla
Metafilter: it's open season on everyone!
MetaFilter: thinking about the children since 1999.
Metafilter: I think we're saying the same thing.
Metafilter: Don't Agree With Me? Troll.
MetaFilter: We are pedantic about punctuation.
MetaFilter: As Usenet as We Wanna Be"... So, you said something stupid in a previous thread, now you're gonna drag yourself (and everybody else) through it again in some lame attempt to save face, convince others, or both? Yeah. like either one of those things is gonna happen. Gimme a break. I'll say it, if nobody else will: a nice plate of pancakes would really hit the spot 'bout now.
MetaFilter: Home of the Whopper. Over 3 billion served.
Metafilter: Putting the "wart" back in "swarthy"!
Metafilter: Just answer the question.
Metafilter: stuck in a temporal loop.
Metafilter: stuck in a temporal loop.
Metafilter: stuck in a comicstripbroom.
Metafilter: stuck in a temporal loop.
Metafilter: Enough with the broom already.
Metafilter: stuck in a temporal loop.
MetaFilter: History Repeats Itself.
MetaFilter: History Repeats Itself.
Metafilter: stuck in a temporal...
Metafilter: caught in a vibrating temporal loop.
MetaFilter: Twenty thousand served!
metafilter: renowned for their pretension! keke :)
Metafilter: Aaaargh!
Metafilter: Educated Stupid.
Metafilter: What would Cicero link?
Metafilter: You're welcome to play with mine as well"
Metafilter: People sounding like exploding owls.
MetaFilter: 24-7 whack.
Metafilter: Don't mention the war.
MetaFilter: "Get Your War On (ELSEWHERE!)"
Metafilter: "Respond First, Read Links Later"
MetaFilter: a.k.a. NewsFilter
MetaFilter: Self-policing since 1999
MetaFilter: the it's okay to like"
MetaFilter: much less death and ghosts and a lot more sex.
Metafilter: Sunday's always a good day to digress...
Metafilter: We don't hate anybody.
MetaFilter: The junk 'n' stuff you find on the Web.
Metafilter: It is a hammer! It will drive you insane!
Metafilter: I just want to point out that threatening someone with a handgun is best done at a range of 8-15 feet.
Metafilter: having an asymmetrical cow.)
Metafilter: I can feel it shrivelling already.
Metafilter: I can feel it shrivelling already.
Metafilter: Plus a dependency that causes those the furrow.
metafilter: we love cannibals
Metafilter: Viking Kittens accused of Communism. "Where are the Kittens promoting Free Trade?" scream conservatives.
Metafilter: forcing me to read far too much into things.
MetaFilter: oceans of ass.
Metafilter: I cry *AS* I chop.
Metafilter: you can't wipe your ass with it.
Metafilter: weblog as aggravation.
Metafilter: constant ridicule and heavy sarcasm
Metafilter: Beneath contempt, and not worthy of a response.
MetaFilter: We don't Balkanize Maryland."
Metafilter: A Mormon can make you laugh on a regular basis.
Metafilter: A Mormon can make you laugh on a regular basis.
Metafilter: I'm sorry, I was wrong.
MetaFilter: turning dystopia into anarchic chaos!
MetaFilter: turning dystopia into anarchic chaos!
Metafilter: Where we eulogize the dead while calling the living "scum".
Metafilter: I hate dryer lint!
Metafilter: "My link is actually very interesting, btw"
Metafilter: "My link is actually very interesting, btw"
Metafilter: Subtle, Menacing Comedy"
Metafilter: Hedge the bleed.
MetaFilter: Bleed the hedge
Metafilter: Pantload's Potty (TM)
Metafilter: Things just... happen. Inexplicably. Often maliciously.
Metafilter: I find it a little unnerving and puzzling.
metafilter: most of the comments here, if not complete rubbish, at least misguided and uninformed.
Metafilter: Your place to learn about ear maracas.
Metafilter: We all hate each other.)
Metafilter: Looking for a sweet, soothing tale to waft you toward dreamland? Look somewhere else
metafilter: it's in english. IMHO? I'm a hoe? YMMV? I actually heard somebody say "LOL" in a bar the other day. He pronounced it like a word, "LOL." I almost got off my stool to hit him. This shit has got to stop.
Metafilter: We're in a chat room, dude.
Metafilter: The true intrellectual analog of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
Metafilter: We're spending our grandkids' bandwidth!
Metafilter: The Special Olympics of Internet Debate.
metafilter: Igor's thesis alone is 600 pages long.
Metafilter: there's no way it's going to get sorted out!
Metafilter: Everybody is a genius all the time.
Metafilter: Liberal... unless it involves those nasty homosexshulz!
Metafilter: the blunt tool of the dull
Metafilter: A glorious place to visit until you get closer and hear the shouts and rantings of the insane
Metafilter: The Telemovie is set to start pre-screening in February. Fascinating stuff!
Metafilter: On a related note: we'd hit it
Metafilter: What's your best idea for making money?
Metafilter: The Rhetoric Of Zealots Is Just A Click Away
MetaFilter: It's not MetaFlaccid.
MetaFilter: You link it, you love it.
Metafilter: Hee hee! Hee hee! Ooh!
Metafilter: Architect baiting at its finest.
Metafilter: The usual trolling drool and catty comments.
Metafilter: You wouldn't be bitching if you were working.
Metafilter: videos of car alarms going off.
Metafilter: "These people don't have lives."
MetaFilter: What's up with the Boob Sundae?
MetaFilter: A Parade of Dancing Boobies
MetaFilter: The Boob Bomb with the Boob Shrapnel
Metafilter: post-heroic and bored elites, intellectuals, and coffeehouse hacks, whose freedom and security are a given, but whose rarified tastes are apparently unshared and endangered." :-)
Metafilter: a million mental midgets, arguing over the price of elephant fleece. Woe be to he who opposes the might of collective stupidity!
Metafilter: People are assholes, except for me.
Metafilter: Word To Your Challah.
MetaFilter: facilitating the propagation of the literacy-enhancing virtue of the Internet medium
MetaFilter: here we are, exchanging written messages, stretching verbal expression and close-reading for the purposes of interpretation.
MetaFilter: There will be no funny.
Metafilter: everyone's personal soapbox!™
Metafilter: intercultural ass poking???
Metafilter: poking fingers where others dare not go????
Metafilter: Back against the wall when the kids get frisky?
Metafilter: Where every 25th frame is reserved for our new mind-control overlords.
MetaFilter: It's all about me
Metafilter: read/peruse/jerk off all over it.
Metafilter: Making discernments which look absurdly granular from outside the affinity.
Metafilter: Beat the bad attitude right out of them
Metafilter: Long time poster, first time reader.
Metafilter: feeding the hand that bit us
Metafilter: Fantastic news horribly posted.
Metafilter: A posse of cock-turkeys.
Metafilter: when Yahoo's Most Popular just isn't enough...
MetaFilter: we don't have enough pictures of Truman Capote around here.
MetaFilter: So NOT trolling
MetaFilter: I masturbate.
MetaFilter: I'll take it over bisquick any day.
Metafilter: always test the temperature with a finger before inserting your penis.
Metafilter: inbred homogenous hillbilly parthogenites
Metafilter: the Cyber Locker Room
Metafilter: The New Slashdot! :P
Metafilter: is a closed community and allows new members only rarely. members must pass through a bizzare, bloodthirsty hazing ritual.... All the members know each other and they generally share the same political and cultural mentality....It is rumored that they are all clones, with slight mutations and genetic variations on the DNA of the founder...some have webbed feet and toes...they all reside together in a giant apartment complex in Albania engaging in group sex and bizzare occult practices with the legendary pornography star Cicciolina" ....
MetaFilter: As good as the day is long, as long as the day is good.
MetaFilter: You are cordially invited to get the hell over yourselves.
Metafilter: its so blue you will lose your appetite.
Metafilter: Somewhat other than cordial.
MetaFilter: a) 2) third) lastly)
MetaFilter: Try To Shut Me Up."
MetaFilter: the Cartoon, but they're filling up fast.
Metafilter: Did You Really Mean To Link Us To The Church Of Satan?
MetaFilter: No dinner until you produce a hit.
Metafilter: I make sure I to eat healthy.
Metafilter: Much more incestuous and masturbatory than some random and unrelated list of sites from across the net.
MetaFilter: The New Village Stockade.
Metafilter: Motivating you to quit surfing and get back to work.
MetaFilter: It's people.
Metafilter: Bringing new meaning to meaningless sensationalism each day.
Metafilter: loosens your childish grip on reality, and then there's ice cream!
Metafilter: a strategically placed chicken
Metafilter: too lazy to protest.
MetaFilter: Quantity, not quality!
MetaFilter: It's in the rules!--but you got me whipped there, boy howdy. No one has ever loved with such depth and passion. Thanks for sharing your contempt for us, O superman.
Metafilter: Ctrl+D, Ctrl+D, aaand Ctrl+D
MetaFilter: Gandhi Would Call us Filthy Hippies.
Metafilter: paranoid fantasies, speculations, derisions, insults and Internet din.
Metafilter: From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
Metafilter: paranoid fantasies, speculations, derisions, insults and Internet din.
MetaFilter: we (don't) have umbrellas.
Metafilter: Right On!
Metafilter: Cult of the Not So Nice
Metafilter: I am your future. No I am!
Metafilter: Each of my beliefs or attitudes is really a fact
MetaFilter: it goes where it goes.
Metafilter: Last week's Drudge Report™
Metafilter: Same debate, different day.
Metafilter: bring them here, and we will mock them.
MetaFilter: it uses Flash, and ends in death.
Metafilter: We don't know enough about the details
Metafilter: News is like that, you see
Metafilter: Moral of the story
Metafilter: Love it or leave it.” Lunatic.
Metafilter: Love it or leave it.
Metafilter: Do you use it at work? you said Irrelevant, I say Probably
Metafilter: Type A to Type Z. With more "E's" than Scrabble.
MetaFilter: Noone parodies us better than we do. Noone.
MetaFilter: Self-Parody is the sincerest form of flattery.
MetaFilter: "It's official, we've become a punchline to jokes."
Metafilter: heavily armed, agressive, and poorly socialized.
Metafilter: I like eating the eyes.
Metafilter: It's like a reverse Jesus!
Metafilter: "I'm disrespectful to dirt!"
MetaFilter: it works in my brain.
MetaFilter: Google's Network Status Page
Metafilter: FUCK THE FRENCH.
Metafilter: Steve_At_Linwood: thank you for being a voice of reason
Metafilter: FUCK THE FRENCH.
Metafilter: Steve_At_Linwood: thank you for being a voice of reason
Metafilter: FUCK the voice of reason.
Metafilter: end the taglines NOW!
MetaFilter: Are we discussing animal rights or blow jobs?
MetaFilter: Home of the Big-Ass FPPs.
MetaFilter: dial 123 for the Talking Clock today.
Metafilter: the traditional text's moiety of jouissance.
Metafilter: panopticon or merely surveillant?
Metafilter: the traditional text's moiety of jouissance..... As someone who majored in French Literature & Philosophy ...(detournement squared, i.e. detournement of the detournement). ...Ferdinand de Saussure's oppositions between langue and parole and between signifier and signified.
MetaFilter: French of Speech
Metafilter: community 'glob.
Metafilter: self-obsessed nerds banding together.
Metafilter: This piece is especially worth reading, and will probably surprise many of you.
MetaFilter: It's like watching munkies at the zoo!
MetaFilter: Now with more Poo!
MetaFilter: It's like watching munkies at the zoo!
MetaFilter: Kind of snippy!
MetaFilter: Now with more Poo!
MetaFilter: I am morally culpable for this.
Metafilter: We meet cute girls in crawlspaces
MetaFilter: The navel contemplates it's navel
Metafilter: learning through doing) but they are held in some regard as being impartial in these issues and certainly had some oversight over the first London mayoral elections which (IIRC) were the first big machine counted election in England, as well as overseeing things like postal trade union elections. Having been involved in the electronic count in London myself, I know that all the electronically counted votes were sampled as a check on the machines throughout the count. It does seem odd that there doesn't seem to be oversight in some of the US elections that have been discussed on MeFi (at least this is the impression I get).
MetaFilter: Are you fucking illiterate?
Metafilter: Drop that Nietzschean straw man!
Metafilter: Shoot now, body count later. ]
Metafilter: Creeped Out By The Jesus
MetaFilter: Over and over again: software glitches.
Metafilter: The virus that shows varying levels of virulence!
Metafilter: All Aboard the Poop Ship
Metafilter: 99.9% of everything is crap
MetaFilter: I'm wrong! No, I'm wrong!
Metafilter: More easily nauseated than you!
Metafilter: what is it about the internet that makes people talk as if they're characters in a Kafka novel?
Metafilter: writing a work of collaborative conspiracy-theory fiction
MetaFilter: A lot of experience with fake vaginas.
Metafilter: All of us masturbate - those who deny it are probably the most compulsive." Or is that too long?
Metafilter: All of us masturbate
Metafilter: Holy ass-chafing fuck. You shitmittens are just unstoppable, aren't you?
MetaFilter: It'll have you vibrating in your chair.
Metafilter: Tinfoil hats and pancake overlords dished up daily
Metafilter: Assuming it had wheels, it would be a bus.
Metafilter: 'Robin Hood Mentality,' April 11, 2003" href="/mefi/25045">the rich are getting soaked in this country? Give 'em a break, why dontcha.
Metafilter: The Waffen SS couldn't have put it any better.
MetaFilter: pent up mind jelly
Metafilter: Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?
MetaFilter: Are You Here To Cause Trouble?
MetaFilter: Might as well look your sexiest when you're helping the lord.
MetaFilter: Like Fark, only a little more sophisticated.
MetaFilter: Older than matter itself!
MetaFilter: What the hell is this?
MetaFilter: a virtual reality composed by oppressive machine-intelligences?
metafilter: one only needs to look here for explanation.
Metafilter: A Place to Plug Elephant(s)
MetaFilter: The Reader's Digest of MetaElitism
Metafilter: getting to know you. Getting to know all about you (and then some).
Metafilter: thanks for sharing, girls
Metafilter: I know for a positive fact that my girlfriend's mother owns a handgun.
metafilter: am i being stupid?
Metafilter: I thought we were fighting a war on terrorism.
Metafilter: Looking forward to a good strip search.
MetaFilter: Spiro Agnew Gators in his Grave
Metafilter: we licked once the plates of a Vietnam cow.
Metafilter: from each according to his prejudices, to each according to his rancor.
Metafilter: Disagree with me if you want, but I'm right on this one.
MetaFilter: Links as a weapon.
Metafilter: That's different and you know it.
Metafilter: That's different and you know it.
Metafilter: horrific violence in 6 comments."
MetaFilter: Dunno what else to say about that
Metafilter: Do you ever tire of this horeshit?
MetaFilter: Detesting Overachievers since 1999
Metafilter: Maybe I'm being naive
Metafilter: Opinions are like assholes.
Metafilter: some good shit worth making a pointless "me too" comment about.
MetaFilter: We post, you whine.
Metafilter: mathowie. It's why you hate america.
MetaFilter: this is what happens when you send macaques to do a colobus' job...
Metafilter: WEARS CLOTHES SNUGLY. Reads at a COLLEGE level! Uses BALLPOINT pens!
Metafilter: a bit trite, but the kung fu makes up for it.
Metafilter: Much too intelligent for film.
Metafilter: We don't read it for the plot.
Metafilter: Narrowing appeal since 1999.
Metafilter: "Like Lolita's second time with Humbert Humbert"
Metafilter: stale-that-only-yesterday-was-fresh
Metafilter: Head over to the House Rabbit Society for tips on how to rabbit-proof your house
MetaFilter: a glorious banquet of folly and bile.
Metafilter: not perhaps as altruistic as it may seem.
MetaFilter: growing metaphorical seleniferous nuts since 1999
Metafilter: Not much proverbial dick-sucking over here.
Metafilter: suppose you get a thousand members of the genus Homo on a thousand keyboards, they're gonna come up with some idiotic stuff.
MetaFilter: jaded but curiously perky
MetaFilter: I'm way more arrogant than all of you.
Metafilter: Stop taking it personally, it's generated from keywords.
Metafilter: What the fuck are you thinking posting this rubbish?
Metafilter: For people smarter than you
Metafilter: Where threads are pre-derailed, for your pleasure.
metafilter: go limp and enjoy the ride
Metafilter: someone smarter than yourself will be around in an hour or two to help you if you just make yourself comfortable.
Metafilter: Take off your shoes and touch my bum.
Metafilter: I'm not reading this. This is bullshit.
MetaFilter: Friggin' art pussies.
Metafilter: Art or Crap?
metafilter: an oral sex scene in Ebert's colonoscopy?
MetaFilter: One person goes on and on about something, another says "hello, the thing you're going on and on about is irrelevant," and the first says, "or is it? Don't you wonder why you're getting so upset about it?"
Metafilter: all the classics, all the time. Who sez we don't got no culture?
MetaFilter: might make a good FPP; indeed, it was good enough for memepool
Metafilter: All Bush hate all the time.
MetaFilter: It isn't the same as real life, but it's better than going it alone.
Metafilter: what the hell were you thinking?
Metafilter: Someone had to say it
Metafilter: Someone had to say it (someone had to say it)
Metafilter: 5 megabytes (80% of bill unpaid so far)
Metafilter: Our greatest strengths are our greatest weaknesses.
MetaFilter: usually there is a lot of groping going on.
Metafilter: Impotent, filthy-mouthed, illiterate flag-wavers.
MetaFilter: The Department of Mean People with opinions on everything.
metafilter: helping to make the internet shit.
Metafilter: sheer screaming indignity.
Metafilter: sheer screaming indignity.
Metafilter: Winer is the guy who posts inflamatory comments in lots of threads, and Pilgrim is the guy who tracks down the one contradictory comment from a year ago, and posts a link to it, saying "Oh yeah?"
Metafilter: everything piles up on the left side.
Metafilter: everything piles up on the left side.
Metafilter: The ends justify the memes.
Metafilter: A much better way to waste time online."
MetaFilter: Behind the Site", on
MetaFilter: Why ya'll have to be asses about it?
MetaFilter: No, you don't need to finger my bunghole.
Metafilter: Are you just bloviating again?
MetaFilter: Cleaning up all this excrement!
Metafilter: Handbags at 100,000 paces.
Metafilter: No doubt someone's going to start complainingSorry . . . tho this is the first time I've ever made a tagline comment.
Metafilter: I'm sure that's probably true
MetaFilter: Get your misoejaculation soup here!
Metafilter: You're morally deficient! No you're morally deficient!
Metafilter: motivated to act contrary to your wishes.
Metafilter: Insufferable.
MetaFilter: Smugger Than Fuck.
Metafilter: a preponderance of "liberal" thinkers who can nonetheless act closed-minded and disrespectful toward a diversity of viewpoints. That is a fair characterization of the spirit of many of your comments, I would imagine, and you are not alone in holding this view.
Metafilter: Sheesh! Kids these days!
Metafilter: The glass is always half-empty.
Metafilter: You think it's freaky but it's not.
MetaFilter: I have no dick, but if I did, it would be on the table now
Metafilter: a kitten on a pike
MetaFilter: for every laugh there are five blushes, ten shudders & a vomit.
Metafilter: That's a lot of effort to see some raccoon-eyed chick sitting naked and huffing butts.
Metafilter: it's more addictive then smoking."
Metafilter: momentary scrotal tightening
Metafilter: drop the hate and engage in debate
MetaFilter: Fuck Right Off!
Metafilter: The Movie" project.
Metafilter: We suck at dating
Metafilter: unending threads eclipse daylight
Metafilter: unending threads eclipse daylight - heh... ;)
MetaFilter: no shotguns, squealing or sodomy involved.
Metafilter: we report, you decide.
Metafilter: Hell is other people.
Metafilter: where ponies make me happy
MetaFilter: I just tea-bagged a hairy latino!
Metafilter: With enough monkeys, anything is possible.
Metafilter: Actually very light-hearted.
Metafilter: down to the bottom on little ass-carts.
Metafilter: a periodic mental scream.
Metafilter: The packaging clearly says "Super Sticky"
Metafilter: several daily sessions of love-making.
Metafilter: Go around the testicles.
Metafilter: Why are fundamentalist freaks trying to destroy the dream?
Metafilter: When did you stop beating your wife?
Metafilter: When did Mark Knopfler stop beating Ted Koppel?
Metafilter: Ultimately useless, but fun.
Metafilter: Your idea of humility isn't reasonable and I'll never buy it.
Metafilter: don't be such a whistle ass!
MetaFilter: Hefty Pellets At Tremendous Velocity
MetaFilter: Where men carefully wipe their dicks
Metafilter: Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em all.
Metafilter: Burying hatchets since 1999.
Metafilter: No gunk. No junk. Just juice.
MetaFilter: Bush Is Wrong! No Bush Is Wrong!"
Metafilter: sowers of discord and schism.
Metafilter: God took the bait
Metafilter: Have the laws of the pit been o'erthrown?
Metafilter: Less worst
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Metafilter: brat wurst
Metafilter: No Better Than O'Reilly Froth
Metafilter: Weapons of Mass Wurst
Metafilter: The last link is the best!
Metafilter: a hip, edgy advertainment a day.
Metafilter: We can dream, though.])
MetaFilter: Showing the shit as it flushes away, since 1999.
Metafilter: "when in doubt, bring up the question of sandwiches again and again"
metafilter: weblog as conversation.
metafilter: The source of fotoricettore appreciates the discussion.
MetaFilter: Plus a dependency that causes those the furrow.
MetaFilter: Mushroom mushroom
MetaFilter: Ideological Backhanded Slaps
Metafilter: We can even turn a hurricane warning political.
Metafilter: Sabiji-URAAAAA!
Metafilter: More than just a beverage.
Metafilter: it's all about the pants.
Metafilter: World's Oldest Known Genitals
Metafilter: My therapist would be proud.
Metafilter: My therapist would run screaming.
Metafilter: There's always a bigger dork than you.
MetaFilter: "you should have taken the blue pill."
MetaFilter: Your favorite pop idol sucks
Metafilter: Combining commodity fetishism and Mac partisanship since 1999.
Metafilter: Talent On Loan from The God Complex
MetaFilter: We still read books!
Metafilter: Bother bother bother.
MetaFilter: more liberal than california
metafilter: we're not suppressive, we're expressive
MetaFilter: killing the web, one site at a time.
MetaFilter: Where even blatantly bombastic exaggerations need to be quibbled with.
METAFILTER: Don't discuss it like it's important
Metafilter: it made oissubke's wife cry.
Metafilter: tiny, pointed noise.
Metafilter: like barf on top of puke : >
Metafilter: Fluffy, curly, mullety.
Metafilter: Changing your mind will come back to haunt you.
MetaFilter: "I see your interior features and they are on the whole pleasing."
MetaFilter: "I see your interior features and they are on the whole pleasing."
Metafilter: Am I højt or not?
Metafilter: I went to high school with Fedtf Abvelfousrse!
Metafilter: I swear I saw the buttock thing move.
MetaFilter: Cultivating the Reptilian Brain Response since 1999
MetaFilter: At Least We're Not Slashdot
Metafilter: feral sheep
Metafilter: fewer O'Reilly viewers per capita than anywhere else in America]
Metafilter: Living happily in its natural surroundings then *pow* its meat.
MetaFilter: we really don't say fuck enough around here.
Metafilter: Lots of pretty flashes and bang-bangs
Metafilter: good fun as long, fuck it.
Metafilter: What, AGAIN?
Metafilter: a vagina by proxy
Metafilter: You pathetic bunch of whiney little petty bitches.
MetaFilter: Now with big liberal swinging balls
Metafilter: What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Metafilter: the last refuge of a cardoso! after Samuel Johnson
MetaFilter: Nothing but a PENCIL NECK GEEK.
MetaFilter: right away you can tell: it's white people.
metafilter: shitty than its ever been
Metafilter: nothing but conspiracy and bitchy posts
Metafilter: crashing sites since 1999. (At least as of 11:00 p.m. EST)
MetaFilter: To the treasures!
MetaFilter: putting a landlord hat on the landlord.
Metafilter: Tsk, tsk, Humanity
Metafilter: bemoaning the decline of civilization since the advent of civilization.
MetaFilter: The world's biggest juice boner.
MetaFilter: This is a very good day for my body.
Metafilter: Getting riled over one little turd in a river of shit!
MetaFilter: One little turd in a big sea of shit.
metafilter: fuck you you fucking fucked fucker
MetaFilter: not anti-fuck, by any stretch of the imagination.
MetaFilter: Brak is thomcatspike, Zorak is quonsar, Mom is madamjujujive, and Dad is totally MiguelCardoso)
Metafilter: not just a hot meal and blowjob.
metafilter: fuck fuck shit-fuck shit
Metafilter: the best snark on snark action you've ever SEEN!
MetaFilter: Math lessons for the LAZY-fied
Metafilter: The gerbils have left the boardroom.
Metafilter: Passing the ignance.
Metafilter: here's your medal
Metafilter: where is the enlightenment?
MetaFilter: The New Twelve Angry Men
MetaFilter: More at Google News.
MetaFilter: about 3/8" away from Fark
metafilter: BOO!
MetaFilter: penicular penetration of the vaginimus.
Metafilter: oontz oontz oontz oontz.
MetaFilter: We don't ostracize anyone.
MetaFilter: Your feelings, your problem.
Metafilter: Up to your ass in lesbians
MetaFilter: Enlightenment-0-matic™, as I'm sure you're aware.
Metafilter: It's not Cheney's blowjob.
Metafilter: Like being back at school.
Metafilter: Blow jobs are RAD, murders are BOGUS
Metafilter: internment camp for depraved leftist Americans.
Metafilter: But if you were to clone humans who are basically brainless, I can see nothing fundamentally wrong with eating them.
Metafilter: You like your pancakes piled high!
MetaFilter: Shit piss fuck cunt, asshole: Cock sucker, mother! Fucker ass hole?
MetaFilter: That old cocksucker.
Metafilter: Try being original next time.
Metafilter: I fit snarkiness in a tagline.
MetaFilter: I was ready to jump up your ass.
Metafilter: Stupid stupid.
Metafilter: OK to unclench.
MetaFilter: Home of "Compassionate Racism" and "Ugly Americans"
Metafilter: Its been done before.
MetaFilter: Good reading. Real proof. Just not much proofreading.
MetaFilter: Give your opinion. Get stuffed.
MetaFilter: A lot of you are jerks
metafilter: I hear it vibrates and dispenses pancakes.
Metafilter: always look under the cheese!
MetaFilter: Pesky Krill.
MetaFilter: Someone should invent a burger condom.
MetaFilter: IN
Metafilter: Conclusions first, reasons later.
Metafilter: a cookie basket taped to a hooker.
MetaFilter: the shittiest piece of shit I've ever installed on my shit
Metafilter: Done it.
MetaFilter: Hey!
Metafilter: We're worth 15 Points.
MetaFilter: We're in business to make money.
Metafilter: Your in the business of being fucked by us now.
MetaFilter: magnificent navelgazing bastards.
Metafilter: Shining the light on this crap
MetaFilter: That funky monkey
metafilter:a classic ethical dilemma that goes back farther than Arjuna's position at the opening of the Bhagavad Gita.
MetaFilter: where the penii are large and unruly, and often impossible to control.
Metafilter: Penii "R" Us
Metafilter: Please a litte less drama.
Metafilter: This is only one step beyond rambling and babbling.
Metafilter: Will knock down the tree and knock down your soul.
MetaFilter: just some asshole
MetaFilter: a quantum shift in the anomaly paradigm.
Metafilter: Geniasses in parade
Metafilter: where bodycount means something.
MetaFilter: The Tectonic Upthrust of Islamic-Judaic goodwill.
Metafilter: whisky tango foxtrot?
Metafilter: where membership isn't
MetaFilter: We're the media, too.
Metafilter: The rash won't go away on its own.
Metafilter: Now that you've climbed up there, it’s a lot higher than it looks, isn't it? Dumbass.
Metafilter: Because Pepsi makes you fat.
Metafilter: More addictive than crack.
Metafilter: Or is it?
Metafilter: Why don't you relax and not tell me that pointing out that the voting record of a candidate for a party whom I desperately want to take office and affect change is in 100% alignment with the opposition party whom I desperately want out of office is somehow wrong?
Metafilter: Defenders of the Boob
MetaFilter: Turning typos into memes ;)
Metafilter: There is no strange thing
MetaFilter: there is some weird shit around us, for sure
MetaFilter: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Metafilter: my tastes are more eclectic than yours!
Metafilter: WHY did that?
metafilter: yes. Oh well, I'm used to it. Fire away.
Metafilter: multi-diminisional subjectibility.
Metafilter: We Could Sure Use A... Something in Our Mouths.
MetaFilter: It's already been posted on Slashdot.
MetaFilter: if only they knew of the strange penis-weightlifting display.
Metafilter: push it out and excrete!
Metafilter: a pack of wolves who will descend up on you and rip you to shreads.
MetaFilter: you're bipolar!
MetaFilter: Betting your mushroom research on better spores.
MetaFilter: blah blah blah, I don't care.
MetaFilter: Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.
MetaFilter: a tiny bit overwrought.
MetaFilter: a bit wordy. And really, really, really, really, really long.
Metafilter: You're all so iconoclastic.
Metafilter: PressReleaseFilter
Metafilter: The Sad Demise of Genital Manipulation
Metafilter: The orgasm arrives exactly 45 minutes after the hand job.
Metafilter: It's best not to assume evil as an explanation where mere stupidity will suffice.
Metafilter: interesting ... but not at all persuasive.
Metafilter: from an opening between her legs.
Metafilter: slogan setup?
MetaFilter: Fark in a jar.
MetaFilter: We're allowed opinions without the constraints of reality!
Metafilter: tastes discussing.
Metafilter: "It's not a cult - it's a collective"
Metafilter: Could have used some more zombies
Metafilter: Have a little fucking compassion you shitheads.
Metafilter: Go fling your poop.
MetaFilter: Backed by googling and backed up by Google.
MetaFilter: an active digital community where people thrive on being mean
Metafilter: the specter of total annihilation
Metafilter: the specter sphincter of total annihilation.
Metafilter: There are an awful lot of ordinary people with truly shocking opinions.
MetaFilter: Where Best Of The Web=Booger Eating 'R Us
MetaFilter: as wrong as wendell
metafilter: pretty much ready for a driver's lisence and a martini.
Metafilter: jumped the snark.
Metafilter: I am monsterous American giant! : >
Metafilter: kids are asses.
Metafilter: purely out of desperation and a need for acceptance.
Metafilter: Log Onto it, And You Have Entered the Liberal-European-UN-Pacificist-Coward Triangle.
metafilter: is there a polite way to refuse a proposal of marriage from a subservient man in a chicken suit? i don't want to hurt his subservient chicken feelings, and would like to remain subservient chicken friends. signed, meant to type "merry."
Metafilter: Involuntary micturation.
Metafilter: We'd rather watch
Metafilter: Crack one off for the Lord.
Metafilter: a Classless Firstclass.
Metafilter: I can ssh minx from snark.
MetaFilter: the charming hatred of brothers.
Metafilter: Acute Time Compression
Metafilter: Tastes like headaches coated with bug blood.
Metafilter: Sucks a dog's ass.
MetaFilter: It's Not Necessary to Spit Out Every Thought That Enters Your Mind™
MetaFilter: It's Not Necessary to Spit Out Every Thought That Enters Your Mind™
Metafilter: all we're asking is that people please try to refrain from tying kids to cars.
Metafilter: all we're asking is that people please try to refrain from tying kids to cars.
Metafilter: The truth that we don't want you to know.
Metafilter: focusing on your various genitalia.
Metafilter: me en my frends go to the homo places and kill before they over croud the welfair rols.
MetaFilter: Call The Rude Police Because We're Shooting Up The Countryside.
MetaFilter: Weblog as Conversation.
Metafilter: I played with it for a quite a while and didn't see any NSFW pictures)
Metafilter: Sad Posts Involving Dead Animals
Metafilter: constant rhetorical sarcastic political bullshit jabs and quips
Metafilter: the wings that rumour flies on. I mean come on, the website is ridiculously conspiratorial and the information is uncorroborated. The best attribution we get is "reporter with access to the White House and Presidential press briefings". Um, I'm a reporter - I have a blog. And I have access to the White House and Presidential press briefings too. Maybe I'm the source!
Metafilter: We only like assertions contrary to what the mainstream media presents when it involves GWB.
Metafilter: Snarky!
MetaFilter: He's totally not doing it right.
Metafilter: Get the ambulance, my stomach fell out.
MetaFilter: catching the rising winds of xenophobic hatred
MetaFilter: a great place to escape, and take naps, and shoot animals from.
MetaFilter: ................
MetaFilter: You don't have to be right, as long as you're proper.
Metafilter: they smell blood
MetaFilter: spranged penises left bent in the middle for sometime
metafilter: the frenulum was ripped and some of the tears continued slightly along the prepuce.
Metafilter: you shouldn't stay for breakfast.
MetaFilter: The best of the web for people in living 1981
MetaFilter: 27 meg download - some swearing
Metafilter: Kissishly Liberal
Metafilter: lined up in neat little turtle-esque rows.
MetaFilter: sacrificing the rest of your body.
MetaFilter: obviously fake.
Metafilter: muggers and monkeys are rampant
Metafilter: sitting in a closet is not gay if a hurricane is coming your way.
MetaFilter: Not Chihuahuas or china collections.
Metafilter: soundbites and factoids to suit a personal agenda.
MetaFilter: The Onion just isn't funny.
metafilter: i want to be able to have a catchphrase.
Metafilter: Have a sense of irony and 20 minutes handy before clicking.
Metafilter: No one tells me whether or not I can eat my undead savior.
Metafilter: Been here so long, I've got to callin' it home. (had to do it)
Metafilter: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
metafilter:metafilter doesn't work)
metafilter: because I hate your and I just can't keep my pompous fucking mouth shut.
Metafilter: lots of dumb people outsmarting the experts.
MetaFilter: the crowd PLUS a filter.
Metafilter: "my knuckles looked like hamburger".
Metafilter: "my knuckles looked like hamburger".
MetaFilter: beer-swilling, ass-kicking hick-filter
Metafilter: chicken soup for the soul.
Metafilter: Sure it's elitism. But is it wrong?
MetaFilter: Making Those Who Support The Democrats Feel A Little More Confident
Metafilter: a favourite thriller of "alternative health" adherents
MetaFilter: Long, but worth it.
Metafilter: You are all sons of bitches.
MetaFilter: jonmc likes better music than you (and the best of the web, if there's still room)
Metafilter: Wow, we suck the joy out of everything here!
Metafilter: Spraying a loose rhetorical mush.
Metafilter: See? Its my motto.
Metafilter: Deliberately Obtuse since 2004.
Metafilter: like the nypost of the 30's
Metafilter: becoming a stupid depressing waste of time for indymedia types to rant in a legit context. Whee!
Metafilter: You were right, I was wrong.
MetaFilter: Writing to your audience
Metafilter: Please close the door and switch on the fun without fail.
Metafilter: Whooshing over your head like shit through a goose.
MetaFilter: Remember when they whipped poor Jesus?
Metafilter: There may be axes in our heads.
MetaFilter: On preview, you're right and I'm wrong.
Metafilter: inflammatory and mocking since the turn of the century
Metafilter: selling pancreatic balm to the needy!
Metafilter: Be Good to Tools.
MetaFilter: That isn't a silencer
MetaFilter: completely un-ironic use of the word "pinkko".
MetaFilter: "Who died and made you Mr. Green Jeans?!"
metafilter: your favorite browser sucks.
Metafilter: surgery as conducted by Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber
Metafilter: We've seen the movies, read the books, bought the magazines, listened to the records (AD Infinitum), debated the lists, and revisited the lists, and the records, and the magazines, and the books, and movies and someday we hope you'll withdrawal your heads from your arses so you can see that the sun does indeed set these days.
MetaFilter: weblog as conversation" and "community 'blog." The front page most certainly is a blog, but this thread page is not.
Metafilter: You got my joke. That's cool. L8R!
metafilter: "we're prone to chronically over-rate the opinions of others" (Schopenhauer)
MetaFilter: flying like a moth to Michael Moore's flame.
MetaFilter: dance furiously in the disco place
MetaFilter: where you post something about chocolate dipped pork, and someone gives you the etymology of "Ukraine" before anyone can say "ewwwww."
Metafilter: now with brown marshmallows.
Metafilter: 15 fucking seconds on Google
MetaFilter: I am a blue morphic deer.
MetaFilter: I thought I'd made a nuanced post...
Metafilter: Oh fucking quit it with the goddamned _______________ posts
Metafilter: Frustrated with the apparent ignorance that seems to pervade the US
MetaFilter: My Natural Diaster Can Beat Up Your Natural Disaster
metafilter: straw men battling stone turds.
Metafilter: More common than ugly squirrels fetuses.
Metafilter: If you like nuclear and bombs and hate
Metafilter: If you like nuclear and bombs and hate
MetaFilter: Self-affirming collective suppression of the invididual opinion
Metafilter: Remains silent, enters vagina.
MetaFilter: If its mainstream, then its CRAP!
MetaFilter: If its mainstream, then its CRAP!
MetaFilter: My browser can beat up your browser.
metafilter: totally dicked by marauders.
Metafilter: A small but cute web thing.
Metafilter: there is a big difference between thinking and reporting
Metafilter: Your Favorite Webcomic Sucks.
Metafilter: "Counting the dead"
Metafilter: keeping as many liberal and pacifist a-holes inside, so they do the least amount of damage possible in the real world
Metafilter: Meta [white] filter.
Metafilter: Let's reinforce stereotypes with pseudo-scientific surveys!
Metafilter: Very effective against nude attackers.
Metafilter: النجاح الحقيقي هو أن تصبح أفضل إنسان تستطيع أن تكون عليه ™
Metafilter: don't let's start
Metafilter: A paean to the joy of improvisation, the can-do ethos of porn and a nod to its sheer ubiquity.
Metafilter: It's wrong and ...
Metafilter: street cred with the Jeez-meister.
Metafilter: too cool to care.
MetaFilter: living in the future since 1969
Metafilter: Your snack food nether region.
Metafilter: Keep your pathetic, propoganda-soaked cranium above the effluent.
Metafilter: Pleasure and distress, fear and courage, desire and aversion, where have these affections and experiences their seat?
Metafilter: strip away the words and I think most of us are saying pretty much the same thing here.
Metafilter: Go fuck yourself, darling
MetaFilter: Spoon fed since 1999.
MetaFilter: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
MetaFilter: An Explosion of Useless Crap!
MetaFilter: In Which Evil Itself Is Emerges
MetaFilter: kinesthetic intelligensia - of teh keyboard
MetaFilter: for the ture Jarnalism
MetaFilter: the special forces of snark
Metafilter: the first I've ever been called both a "neo-con" and "vaguely socialistic."
Metafilter: one big parade of sad clowns.
Metafilter: I Know it's Partisan Crap
Metafilter: I Know it's Partisan Crap
Metafilter: Keep those motherfuckers away from me.
MetaFilter: This thread reads like a pissing contest.
Metafilter: There IS crying.
Metafilter: we beep or mute most fucks, and I've only seen two cunts get through.
Metafilter: Winning sales for Matt Drudge everyday
metafilter: You're wrong, no Your wrong!
Metafilter: Is it actually worth responding to, or would that just be seen as encouragement?
MetaFilter: The Ass With Three Legs
MetaFilter: Raping Children and Shooting Nuns
Metafilter: We hate outsiders!
Metafilter: I guess you missed the memo
Metafilter: for me to poop on.
Metafilter: We report, you decide!
Metafilter: Saving you a trip to CNN
MetaFilter: two guys arguing over an author neither has read.
MetaFilter: bringing people together so they can more easily make bizarre generalizations.
Metafilter: down where your nuts hang
Metafilter: it's just like riding a wire fence.
Metafilter: your an ignorant person whom has no concept of intelligence and it's intention.
Metafilter: I don't like you and I'm going home.
Metafilter: My cat's breath smells like cat food. Now I must be going.
Metafilter: There could be something of an interest even in a press release, especially if that something is funny or odd or controversial or whatever.
Metafilter: This date is bad because I have no imagination of my own.
Metafilter: I met a woman once.
MetaFilter: How easily the lingua franca of bushco bullshit infiltrates our lexiconTM.
Metafilter: you dirty little whore.
Metafilter: fine: I can read it...or not.
Metafilter: Leave my shit the fuck alone!
MetaFilter: I am just reaching out
Metafilter: please don't insult our inteligence
Metafilter: I hope that you carry a spare pair of underpants in case you see The Family Circus.
Metafilter: Get back in line you liberal fag!
Metafilter: If I inferred that synonym then please forgive me.
Metafilter: Sorry, I have nothing constructive to add.
Metafilter: My work here is done. amen. ; >
Metafilter: Proof 4 year olds shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Metafilter: Proof 4 year olds shouldn't be allowed to vote
MetaFilter: see anything formillier in each post???
Metafilter: some mistakes you walk away from...others you don't.
Metafilter: Proof 4 year olds shouldn't be allowed to vote."). A snark once in a while one thing, making a career of it is another.
Metafilter: It hates all of you
Metafilter: Get off the couch!
Metafilter: Seriouser than Cancer.
MetaFilter: We're not afraid to bash Christianity. We think it's kinda fun and makes us look real tough.
MetaFilter: We're not afraid to bash Christianity. We think it's kinda fun and makes us look real tough.
Metafilter: Your Opinions Are Wrong
MetaFilter: it's not interesting, it's hilarious.
MetaFilter: [when] it's not interesting, it's hilarious.
Metafilter: they're just stupid and it doesn't extrapolate to other people.
MetaFilter: I’m inclined to reserve all judgments, a habit that has opened up many curious natures to me and also made me the victim of not a few veteran bores.™
Metafilter: your Rasputin news network.
MetaFilter: get into a froth
Metafilter: Always think of something interesting to say. Otherwise, spend all morning searching the archives for a duplicate post, or at least be the first to reply.
Metafilter: sounds like pretentious twaddle?
MetaFilter: You'd be better off with pepper spray.
Metafilter: contributing to the inevitable annihilation all along.
MetaFilter: These are not tears. I am vomiting from my eyes.
Metafilter: 1. Me: 0. Let's move on.
Metafilter: 1. Me: 0. Let's move on."
Metafilter: We have swift boats.
MetaFilter: Home of the Handbangers Ball
MetaFilter: it IS the NYT.
Metafilter: Entertaining ourselves via terrorism.
Metafilter: No Use For Linnwood Styled Logic Here.
MetaFilter: Fierce Boobies
Metafilter: midwestern gentility meets endless Talmudic pilpul
Metafilter: If it had wheels, it would be your grandma's wagon.
Metafilter: changing the national anthem from "the star-spangled banner" to "comfortably numb"
MetaFilter: We shit because we care.
Metafilter: The gooiest mass of buttery substance to ever go down my throat.
MetaFilter: 50 tons of mustard gas and a turkey farm.
Metafilter: definitely on OBL's side.
Metafilter: exercises in logical masturbation
MetaFilter: Grasping at Straws
Metafilter: Shoot the messenger.
Metafilter: this is probably very bad news for somebody.
MetaFilter: This isn't the place for your opinion.
Metafilter: A workforce of 17000 people, whose average working year is only 4 months long
Metafilter: If you'd prefer to not know anything, stop reading now
Metafilter: Tasty in a ripped jumpsuit.
Metafilter: cold fried Oreos suck! (Tak sedap kalau dah sejuk!)
MetaFilter: It doesn't suck, that bad.
Metafilter: This car should be classified as a warcrime.
MetaFilter: shitty greedy people (except aacheson, whom we all love)
MetaFilter: trust no one.
MetaFilter: Fucking Mother Theresa.
Metafilter: You insolent fucknozzle!@
Metafilter: "Great. Now people have to bend over and pick all this shit up. Why couldn't she just direct deposit the money into our checking accounts anyway? Fucking bitch."
MetaFilter: Fixed Gear.
MetaFilter: Los Angeles is not the city it could have been and A Visit to Old Los Angeles
MetaFilter: if you took out all the stupid, there'd be a lot less
MetaFilter: Pikes for everyone!
MetaFilter: what is going on with that steering wheel?
MetaFilter: like getting dick-whipped with America's Wang.
MetaFilter: We don't need to feel your pain, we have enough of our own already, but thanks!
Metafilter: One comment does not an ass-attachment make.
Metafilter: The whore fuck is the purest fuck of all.
Metafilter: Ad hominem guaranteed or triple your posts back!
Metafilter: It's all about the bling and the booty dancers
metafilter: please stop saying "ass-rape"
Metafilter: stoned slackers vs besotted fucktards
MetaFilter: I'll Push Your Buttons, You Push My Buttons and A'Warrin' We Will Go
MetaFilter: Mad props to homunculus.
Metafilter: Sorry, the baby jeebus told me this is wrong. You must stay blind. Have a nice day.
Metafilter: There are just a lot of stubborn people.
Metafilter: LINKS! I must have LINKS!
Metafilter: theres lost of talking about it on the Internets
MetaFilter: we should all spend more time thinking about elephants.
MetaFilter: Logically Evil!
MetaFilter: One stoning is too many.
Metafilter: my buttons are, er, kind of tender right now
Metafilter: Because every thread dissolves into a discussion of itself.
metafilter: uphill both ways.
metafilter: pansies and fellow travelers of Islamofascists
Metafilter: mentioning Godwin is the new Godwin.
MetaFilter: A bunch of us Yoopers around, apparently
Metafilter: cultural scab-picking.
Metafilter: like a cheap whore punched in the stomach by a fat man with sores on his face
Metafilter: Two wrongs make a Right.
Metafilter: shovel, revolver, aspartame
metafilter: you appear to have forgotten that stupid in-jokes are "the new wit".
MetaFilter: the Anti-Nob
Metafilter: I am fully prepared to rant about this.
Metafilter: The worst dyspeptic can drink it with impunity.
Metafilter: Your RDA of drummer jokes and faith-based cockfaces?
Metafilter: Drop $50 on a rubber vagina and give the rest to charity or something.
Metafilter: What happens to cities that have ridiculously huge hubs for these airlines that go bankrupt? Do other airlines take its place?
Metafilter: What happens to cities that have ridiculously huge hubs for these airlines that go bankrupt? Do other airlines take its place?
metafilter: It doesn't work in any of my fucking browsers. Oh wait, it needs flash.
Metafilter: Don't be a criminal, and you won't have any problems.
Metafilter: Plumbing the depths of pathetic net conspiracy theories with great gusto.
Metafilter: I exploded like GOD and collapsed.
Metafilter: You're wrong! No, YOU'RE wrong!)
Metafilter: More addictive than crack!
MetaFilter: We're All Fucked.
Metafilter: I prefer to hate with an enduring passion each and every person who cast a vote for Bush
Metafilter: not simply a contract wherein two people can legally give each other orgasms.
MetaFilter: Let us make it even more sectacular
MetaFilter: If I get called to take you out, it's nothing personal!
metafilter: slips out on the trail of slime that follows it wherever it goes.
Metafilter: a raving moonbat, an insane lunatic white-supremacist frothing-at-the-mouth speaking-in-tongues lizard of a human being with a flat, disaffected gaze like that of a congenitally brain-defective pig on meth.
Metafilter: there is no real punchline.
MetaFilter: Further polarizing the polity
Metafilter: If you squint real hard, you can pretend you're reading penthouse letters
MetaFilter: where the underinformed disagree about things they don't understand.
Metafilter: Last years meme. Today.
Metafilter: for no sexual orgasm.
Metafilter: Are you a plant?
MetaFilter: This is Getting Tiresome
Metafilter: I am fairly confident this is complete bullshit.
MetaFilter: It's important that you live the next 14 hours as a black woman
MetaFilter: It's important that you live the next 24 hours as a black woman.
Metafilter: Done taking anyone seriously ever again.
Metafilter: Real-Time Biological Natural Gas Generation
Metafilter: This site would be a great idea if the discussions involved fewer twelve-year-olds.
Metafilter: Even goatse doesn't bother me.
MetaFilter: Some people will believe in ANYTHING!
MetaFilter: There ain't no amount of Jesus that can cure this one.
Metafilter: a wonderful experience and worth the miniscule intellectual effort.
Metafilter: For Shear Fun...)
metafilter: you're never going to be as clean as you were 5 minutes ago
Metafilter: No, you're wrong!
Metafilter: The secret is Low standards
MetaFilter: What about the fingerprints?
MetaFilter: God likes panda poop.
Metafilter: It would be cooler if it didn't suck so bad.
MetaFilter: Shooting people from a clock tower since 1999.
MetaFilter: The Internet fucks up everything.
Metafilter: From Murderers with Live Journals to minor Harry Potter Characters
Metafilter: Just to let everyone know
MetaFilter: faced with a cruddy culture
MetaFilter: Fuck My God? Fuck your God!
MetaFilter: No.
MetaFilter: To create more amusement, we suggest that goat be manipulated by persons wearing burlesque costumes.
Metafilter: a monstrous and grotesque landfill of rotting shit ; >
Metafilter: Laziness and rudeness combined.
MetaFilter: It's like my own, personal, deepest nightmare.
Metafilter: ideal speculation
MetaFilter: Get your fuck trophy the hell off my lawn!
Metafilter: holy group necro-bestia-pedo-coprophilic matrimony
Metafilter: mouth meat with bumpers
MetaFilter: worse sex than the fundies
Metafilter: Use Your Fucking Head
MetaFilter: Ball licking is out of the question.
Metafilter: This is so completely stupid.
Metafilter: It's not all sexy goth librarians.
Metafilter: It's not all sexy goth librarians.
MetaFilter: we live in the bright, vivid light of our incandescent dirty dreams.
MetaFilter: Nomenclature adoption validates the idea.
Metafilter: Please join us in our unqualified hatred.
Metafilter: 3.4%
Metafilter: 3.4%
Metafilter: bigger than the Mafia
MetaFilter: until I IMDB'd "Zbigniew Brzezinski"...
Metafilter: the scarlet whore of babylon.
Metafilter: Really just a bunch of cats taped together.
MetaFilter: Idiot? Sad? HERO!
Metafilter: So what's with all the acrimony?
MetaFilter: pushing a button under the scrotum
Metafilter: beyond obvious--not the other way round.
Metafilter: More like USENET every day.
Metafilter: We are all become Seth.
Metafilter: No Geocities sites.
Metafilter: looks like a boiled owl.
Metafilter: This is not funny
MetaFilter: cocksuckers.
MetaFilter: You can ream me at the meetup.
Metafilter: lots of intentional blankness
MetaFilter: where we think only smart people should have rights (and of course we're the smart people, right?), and when you show us a story about beaten-around old people we criticize the writing style. "It's all about community!"
MetaFilter: where we think only smart people should have rights (and of course we're the smart people, right?), and when you show us a story about beaten-around old people we criticize the writing style. "It's all about community!"
MetaFilter: Where we link to random crap, and then whine about it
MetaFilter: Where we link to random crap, and then whine about it
Metafilter: Just type something in to see how it works.
Metafilter: Call out the constable.
Metafilter: I am offended, therefore I am.
Metafilter: Unfocused loathing.
metafilter: That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Metafilter: blessed are the pine-smelling
Metafilter: Conglomeration of the most cynical self-appointed genuises on the world wide web. (did I say that outloud?)
Metafilter: It's insane, this site's taint.
Metafilter: Would you trust the fait of the world to a cripl, psycho and mentaly retarted girl?"
Metafilter: pro marijuana and pro torture
Metafilter: I love it when you froth like that
Metafilter: the newbies can and will call out vapid statements because it does nothing here.
Metafilter: naive and facile
MetaFilter: Now available in cream.
Metafilter: From Drudge to the Front Page in Two Clicks.
MetaFilter: Das ist der Klang des Biests.
Metafilter: It's the reason I'm such a bitter and maladjusted adult.
MetaFilter: I hope I catch you doing this. It would be worth you doing this, just so I could catch you doing this.
Metafilter: It's not about Iraq. Or is it?
MetaFilter: one day it will be 404'd
Metafilter: Like regifting but with more fruitcakes
Metafilter: Steve likes that.
Metafilter: Our Christian Values.
MetaFilter: lecturing on how you should feel.
MetaFilter: I do not WANT to be exposed to regis.
Metafilter: sort of like quonsar, only not funny, not interesting and more or less just trolling for attention.
Metafilter: Maybe it’s something that would be stuck in my toilet...
MetaFilter: Go peddle your dangerous heresy somewhere else.
Metafilter: The antepenultimate experience!
MetaFilter: Dumbass.
MetaFilter: Dumbass.
Metafilter: I want you to think like I do.". On the other hand, to me there is a difference between forcing someone to think like you and forcing someone to think something that is right. What is right? What are these so called unalienable truths? What are 3, three basic tenets of life that every Mefite can unanimously agree on? Let's do a little excersize:
Metafilter: this kind of thing tends to veer from the Extraordinarily Vague to the Blindingly Obvious.
MetaFilter: Major Sexual Fiesta
Metafilter: Well met!
Metafilter: Quakes and Tsunamis and Leftist Babble
MetaFilter: Going on television tomorrow night, strangling a puppy with its bare hands, and visibly obtaining orgasm as a result of doing so.
MetaFilter: People with different beliefs, man are they funny!
Metafilter: clutter the likes of which only blowing up universes can purge
Metafilter: Could beat cancer (or Superman) with enough prep time.
Metafilter: Always...
Metafilter: Lots of stuffy and offensive people everywhere)
Metafilter: Don't tell.
Metafilter: see how much "whining" there is.
Metafilter: Alas, you don't count
MetaFilter: This sucks you suck.
Metafilter: I liked you before you sold out.
MetaFilter: troll by comment 5 or your money back.
Metafilter: A bunch of asses, but no trolls.
Metafilter: Kiss My Magnificent Celtic Ass.
Metafilter: you wouldn't want to read it aloud to your mom, your boss, and a judge.
Metafilter: You deserve no naked.
Metafilter: Infinite loop
Metafilter: Let's hear it for the perineum.
Metafilter: Infinite poop.
MetaFilter: Intimidating our foes into expecting the worst.
MetaFilter: Last weeks news, this week.
Metafilter: and it IS Friday.
Metafilter: Boobies and Gorillas!! What could go wrong?
MetaFilter: Wankeurs and Freaks!!
MetaFilter: OOhh look, something shiny!!
MetaFilter: How can this shit possibly matter one iota to anyone?
MetaFilter: some random guy's ass at the bar
MetaFilter: Like Fark, only not so highbrow.
MetaFilter: An Incubator For Terror
Metafilter: I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies
MetaFilter: soyjoy, does this mean that pro-meat propaganda does not offend vegetarians in the same way ori alledges anti-meat propaganda offends those with meat on their breath? This is beyond an issue of furthering one's own beliefs -- this production takes several dings towards vegetarians, both explicitly and implicitly. Can you say you enjoy it with the same passion as one who would not feel as strongly about meat production issues?
Metafilter: politics ruins everything, and conversations are always shit when politics is even remotely a subject.
Metafilter: politics ruins everything
Metafilter: politics ruins everything, and conversations are always shit when politics is even remotely a subject."
MetaFilter: Enlarged, Glowing Belly.
Metafilter: we have our priorities in order, and some of us even know how to follow-up with supplementary links!
Metafilter: Quoting from the Motherfucking Link
Metafilter: An abundance of arguable alliterations, asshat
Metafilter: There ain't much more stupid to go...
Metafilter: gayness mostly comes from there.
MetaFilter: It's a Crack Baby...Fool!
Metafilter: Like an abortion plastered all over the internet
Metafilter: A good idea, murdered by the mediocrity of 80% of the submissions.
MetaFilter: I've yet to see or hear an argument that compels me to think differently.
Metafilter: heavy emphasis on sin
Metafilter: That sweet bloody apron whence comes the salami.
MetaFilter: You're invited to drop the "e" and join us...
Metafilter: should stick something in it and see what happens
Metafilter: We'll keep on posting until we get the right result.
MetaFilter: Learn to make fun of Christians. Have seen folks meditating with their hands like that.
MetaFilter: An open letter to the administration criticizing their actions.
Metafilter: It's About Mormons and Lesbians
Metafilter: A group of kids on E fiercely petting their live puppy
Metafilter: A Natural Solution for a Tighter VaginaBut seriously though, the situation in Africa is horrible and let's hope that it's just a very very small percentage of men that are thinking this way.
metafilter: 0
MetaFilter: poop-slinging fest
Metafilter: At least you didn't mention Benny fucking Hill
MetaFilter: More lost in space than Leonard Nimoy in the depths of a valium binge
MetaFilter: This is all covered in Knuth, and we don't have time to go over it again.
Metafilter: Not based on fact.
Metafilter: Shame on you all
Metafilter: Myers-Briggs tests on candidates
Metafilter: Porcupines, Trolls and Other Online Vermin.
Metafilter: Come for the wings, stay for the racist rants.
MetaFilter: These are indeed cool goats.
Metafilter: Teating the blade, dude, teating the blade.
MetaFilter: STFU, now watch this drive.
MetaFilter: Decadent & Detached From Reality.
Metafilter: Blibberty flabberty liberal handouts bubberly flubberly commie welfare liberal liberal tupperware!
Metafilter: good to stick a noodle in that!
MetaFilter: snobs & the uber-snobs who snub them
Metafilter: be free of the karmic burden of American criminality.
MetaFilter: snobs & the uber-snobs who snub them
Metafilter: My god. The randroids are at it again.
Metafilter: The Other Social Lubricant.
MetaFilter:nothing but dust and bile
Metafilter: the so-so of the web
Metafilter: Just like Daily Kos
metafilter: a thread about a thread about a thread
Metafilter: Fuck it, here's some puppies.
MetaFilter: like, but with ponies.
Metafilter: shoot 'em all and let God sort it out.
Metafilter: This shit is great. I want some cock.
Metafilter: frequent small chunks. Mmmm... chunks.
Metafilter: it haunts your dreams.
Metafilter: Now there is a giant foot coming out of my navel.
Metafilter: get the nails and some lumber. The sins of the world aren't going to redeem themselves, you know...
Metafilter: Enjoy a perspective on things condemned to the dustbin of history.
Metafilter: You might not want to reveal your lack of intelligence while attempting to demonstrate you know what you're talking about.
Metafilter: You might not want to reveal your lack of intelligence while attempting to demonstrate you know what you're talking about."
Metafilter: taking my gaggle of fags to the straight parts of town...
MetaFilter: Today is Get Hysterical Day
Metafilter: Online video game bullies.
metafilter: the best worst of the web
Metafilter: Google's viral marketing playground.
Metafilter: Google's viral marketing playground.
Metafilter: Google's viral marketing playground.
Metafilter: why don't you go choke on George Bush's dick?
MetaFilter: Hitting Reload Like a Meth-Addicted Rat.
MetaFilter: Pfffrt! Pfffrrrrt! Pfffrrrrrrt!
Metafilter: You need to see new nipples. I will turn my back so Kendra can show you her nipples.
Metafilter: You need to see new nipples. I will turn my back so Kendra can show you her nipples.
Metafilter: You I need to see new nipples. I will turn my Will you turn your back so Kendra can show you me her nipples?
Metafilter: they don’t do this in England.
Metafilter: Giving him many nipple twists.
Metafilter: Tiny people who've got no place else to go
MetaFilter: Stupid pet tricks for humans.
Metafilter: Jizz-relocating plumbing apparatus.
MetaFilter: Free Bacon every Wednesday for Whorelords!
Metafilter: Petty Snipes is my great-great-grandpappy, and I'm offended that you're offended dios.
Metafilter: it's like we're all back in 9th grade again
MetaFilter: we care who dances in car ads.
Metafilter: Davejay
Metafilter: they come for the snark, but they stay for the dogma.
Metafilter: THE MAN HAS A MONKEY TO SUPPORT. For fuck's sake.
Metafilter: could you guys not derail pls?
Metafilter: free publicity for Kottke
Metafilter: Answering the phone to find out who is calling.
MetaFilter: bringing the craploads since 1999
Metafilter: Testicle Stretch with the Possibility of a Crushed Face.
MetaFilter: the mask that unmasks.
Metafilter: "stop making ad hominem attacks, you stupid asshole"
Metafilter: there goes turning my paper in on time
MetaFilter: Michael Gorman can suck my blog!
MetaFilter: Don't be a pie biter.
Metafilter: Women who trick men
Metafilter: Induce cognitive dissonance.
Metafilter: Metafilter!
MetaFilter: Eat it and eat it hard.
Metafilter: Where Zombie Pauline Kael eats it hard.
Metafilter: Like the Homeless, Talking to Stumps
Metafilter: Marmosets in Action
MetaFilter: With all due respect, you're insane.
MetaFilter: Please don't do these things here
Metafilter: like an under-sheet fart on a cold winter's day.
MetaFilter: a link bonanza
Metafilter: never dance a quarille unless you know the steps.
MetaFilter: Everything's a competition.
Metafilter: run with the power, ruuuuun with the power, run...! [splat]
MetaFilter: A Latvian hootenanny.
Metafilter: Stuff it Metafilter, that is nothing but a derail. Stay on task and we might actually have a debate.
Metafilter: Tripping Over Jesse Helms at Armageddon
Metafilter: Find a post. Rock it, with a solemn expression.
MetaFilter: The children of Marx and Pepsi Blue.
MetaFilter: The Dork Side of the Force
MetaFilter: an opportunistic...oh, never mind.
MetaFilter: Fuck you you intolerant bastard.
Metafilter: Plugging Up Your God-Hole
Metafilter: We had things under control!
MetaFilter: A celebration of international, cheap attention-whoring.
Metafilter: Kenya Believe It!
MetaFilter: iPlagiary
MetaFilter: Suck squeeze bang blow
Metafilter: go to google news
Metafilter: slower than Metafilter at lunchtime.
MetaFilter: They have anonymous sex, gay bathhouses and gay mardi-gras.
MetaFilter: Self-validation by minutiae
MetaFilter: Seriously good for you. Science says so.
Metafilter: Let's continue our study of the greatest boners of all time.
MetaFilter: One big ubervagina rendering it all very boring.
Metafilter: No matter what you go through, you have self-confidence and you believe in yourself, and everything's fine.
Metafilter: Wow, you're so cool. Can we hang out with you.
Metafilter: this is news, why?
MetaFilter: This statement cannot be made any less hot.
MetaFilter: too deep for hip-boots.
MetaFilter: I figure it's about the best thing on earth.
metafilter: Poking holes in other people's nerdery.
MetaFilter: Banging your soft penis with the hammer of truth.
MetaFilter: ostentatiously featureful!
Metafilter: I'm sure someone else has made something like this already.
Metafilter: I am not good at the internet... great post."
Metafilter: No Fat Chicks Jokes
Metafilter: What a great service. Let's see how fast we can break it.
metafilter: rising temperatures, rising decibles. the personal, the political.
Metafilter: It's not the same as shooting yourself in the head.
MetaFilter: Now you know why koalas aren't important
Metafilter: are you just upset that it came out of my mouth?
Metafilter: Gently hugging the shaft
Metafilter: Created by Cosmic Cat Farts
MetaFilter: You're a freaking idiot.
MetaFilter: No amount of reasoning, no matter how solid, can protect you from pitchforks.
metafilter: Subservient Chicken, by CP&B, named most infectious viral campaign by adweek, Trojan Games by the Viral Factory winner of the viral awards, Brandweeks viral award and a Cannes Lion, Bad Day part 2 by GoViral in Denmark, pimp my burger by some agency in Germany, Institute of Backup Trauma and games like that sink ya drink by preloaded who sold off the emails they gathered with it to spammers (naturally).
MetaFilter: If you read Fark, Kottke, and Yahoo News, you've read 80% of what gets posted here lately.
Metafilter: not for resuscitation.
Metafilter: this book, the letters don't glow?
MetaFilter: because they are both retarded
Metafilter: We are all children in the arms of Chivas.
Metafilter: It's not your job.
Metafilter: There isn't one more thing... that, uh....
Metafilter: tell it to your cheeseburger.
metafilter: don't drink the Kool Aid. Just be yourself, like your job, but have a life outside.
Metafilter: Shakes Fist, and Shorts Tropicana.
Metafilter: beat the dead horse)
Metafilter: We've got a big bottom to scrape.
Metafilter: I pissed in the sink for a week.
Metafilter: it came up, hit my ass, then went back down the toilet.
MetaFilter: the worst of the web
Metafilter: I was fat and smelly and kids made fun of ME! And I ain't no Injun!
Metafilter: I was fat and smelly and kids made fun of ME! And I ain't no Injun!"
Metafilter: Argumentum AD verecundium, dammit.
Metafilter: like freebasing rasins and exlax
MetaFilter: Most everything between France and Portland is a gigantic blur.
Metafilter: That should be sufficient punishment.
Metafilter: Borrowed Bubblegum
Metafilter: misplaced narcissistic grief
Metafilter: your source for kitschy, awful music.
Metafilter: the first douchebags of the new year are already in full bloom.
Metafilter: I might need an intervention.
Metafilter: I love this joke!
Metafilter: Rare like rainbows
MetaFilter: where's always post-SOMETHING.
MetaFilter: where's always post-SOMETHING.
metafilter: thanks for both the hearty approval and mocking scorn
MetaFilter: Some said wtf, others said dude!
MetaFilter: spewing earth-jizz all over the solar system.
METAFILTER: an extended chain of stupidity .... no wait....
METAFILTER: no cats unless they are of the outdoor variety, no arthropods, and all avians must be salmonella-free, clipped toenails, and tagged
Metafilter: Can you gay that up a bit?
MetaFilter: This isn't high school.
MetaFilter: I thought that was going to suck, but it was actually kind of funny.
Metafilter: FUCK YEAH!
MetaFilter: employed by early hominid tool makers
Metafilter: Christ, can't you save your outrage?!
metafilter: off, by and for
MetaFilter: a localised (focal), unintended, simultaneous activity of agonists and antagonists.
Metafilter: Strap-on Extrapolation
Metafilter: Your new source for weeners links.
MetaFilter: Anyway, who doesn't want to see Danza dick?
MetaFilter: not being all gung-ho about the anal or whatever.
Metafilter: The more I read this thread, the more I clutch my crotch.
Metafilter: what a fucking tool.
Metafilter: masturbating with no hands
MetaFilter: Hypocrisy when it suits us.
Metafilter: Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof.
Metafilter: Everything is Retarded.
Metafilter: these guys could fuck up a fifteen ton iron ball.
MetaFilter: As you can imagine, technique is everything
MetaFilter: fuck you sir, fuck you right in the eye.
Metafilter: shut up i hack you
MetaFilter: (slack-jaw/vacant-stare)
MetaFilter: clear, human-looking, content
Metafilter: I LOL'd and read it to my girlfriend in the shower
Metafilter: I want you to wreck it.
Metafilter: A very liberal, even radically so, quantity of hot splooey.
MetaFilter: We post things.
MetaFilter: Purges the taint of the day
Metafilter: The monstrous evil is unfathomable.
Metafilter: Your face I don't mind pressing a little.
Metafilter: Not until you make me a sandwich too.
Metafilter: We Can't Stop With The Taglines oh god please help us
Metafilter: an almost metaphysically-grounded group of online self-prescribed critics and curious progressives.
metafilter: Do as you like. Join us, or spend the rest of your life wondering about what could have happened if you had the courage to do it.
metafilter: What do you got to lose? I mean, you can just leave the orgy metafilter if you don’t like it.
Metafilter: jonmc has isolated the human condition.
Metafilter: No one is going to leave the orgy.
Metafilter: no one is going to leave the orgy.
Metafilter: (everything from) Dongcheng to "douching." !
Metafilter: We can all come together over asses
MetaFilter: Don't embarrass the faculty.
MetaFilter: I'm all for cunt-love.
MetaFilter: Every day is kids' day.
MetaFilter: Take back college humor!
MetaFilter: Notice the hand symbol.
Metafilter: You don't need a time machine to masturbate.
Metafilter: a convenient excuse for the languishing of lust?
Metafilter: By the way, alll your ancestors were alcoholics that cheated on their wives. : >
MetaFilter: It's easy to snipe from the safety of your computer room
Metafilter: Some of you are idiots). Just had to preemptive get that out of the way.
Metafilter: Yes. We're getting all Florida on our own arses.
Metafilter: It's when the left- and right-wingers became such goddamn pussies.
Metafilter: Anal is huge
MetaFilter: Land of the Rising Pun
MetaFilter: What you just saw on BoingBoing, only with smartass remarks attached
Metafilter: Taking the Piss Through Ironic Foucaultian Subtextual Analysis Slash Performance Art.
Metafilter: If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup
Metafilter: If you were the Baltic Sea and I were a cup
MetaFilter: The perfect antidote to maudlin sentimental posturing.
MetaFilter: Club the little whelps like seals.
Metafilter: MANPILE!
Metafilter: Like the fist of God, we will smash them.
Metafilter: An Unsolicited Finger Up The Anus.
Metafilter: Swallow it like it was chocolate covered awesome.
Metafilter: Do the math, fuck face.
Metafilter: Slum Lords of the Internet
MetaFilter: I hit myself in the nuts.
MetaFilter: Please contact the billing/support department as soon as possible.
MetaFilter: It's all a load of rubbish, isn't it?
MetaFilter: Buy Darth Tater
MetaFilter: already predisposed to the supervigilant (some might say paranoid) detection of theofascism
Metafilter: Don’t expect to see a Tim Burton movie if you’re a Goth.
MetaFilter: My personal reptilian hind-brain trigger for hilarity.
Metafilter: I am extraordinarily pretty.
Metafilter: Would you rather be Paul Krugman or David Lee Roth?
MetaFilter: For the war but against the troops.
Metafilter: A light strike on the blasting cap.
Metafilter: You people are talking about truth
Metafilter: break me a fucking give
MetaFilter: anti-corporatism is so 2003.
MetaFilter: hidden in a secret passage under the Temple Mount
Metafilter: End of bloody discussion
Metafilter: No, I'm not a Jew, nor are you me while having sex.
Metafilter: I feel icky, sticky and blue
Metafilter: I'm lucky if I can snort coke off a hooker's ass even once a month.
Metafilter: blog activism
Metafilter: The Terror Chicken
Metafilter: Making new shit as we see fit and loving it.
Metafilter: It's like letting the pool guy caress your inner thigh.
MetaFilter: Your favorite Slashdot's recap site
Metafilter: Clean Urine Online.
Metafilter: Ignorance is God’s gift to Kansas
Metafilter: a result of a billion years of wind and erosion
Metafilter: Showing us all what smart little boys they are.
MetaFilter: This thing really honks!
Metafilter: heyy gurl ur hott do u got other pics holla at me sumtime
Metafilter: You are the weakest link, OY VEY!
Metafilter: medicated cream for the itch.
Metafilter: Spontaneously regressing back to middle school since 1999.
MetaFilter: Why do dogs lick their dick?
MetaFilter: Why do dogs lick their dick?
Metafilter: doesn't usually generate sexual attraction
Metafilter: take a single sentence and balloon it into its own little world
Metafilter: taking a single sentence and ballooning it into its own little world.
Metafilter: Wow. You ARE a wanker.
Metafilter: Never talk to feds without presence of legal counsel.
MetaFilter: Yelling and assy tones
Metafilter: NOOOOOOO!
MetaFilter: Like dry-humping a supermodel while completely anesthetized inside a wet suit. Since 1999.
MetaFilter: I'm trying to be polite, but it appears that my intentions are being misconscrewed [sic].
Metafilter: Feed them marshmallows all day, they'll throw up and then come back for more.
Metafilter: It's pretty much focused on food and sex
Metafilter: Couldn't we...
Metafilter: this post cost me $5
MetaFilter: "both the baby cruelly held up into a hail of bullets - and the firer of the bullets."
Metafilter: like an ice cream headache in my soul.
metafilter: typically humorless
metafilter: typically humorless
Metafilter: Foist your unwarranted horning in on the affairs of others.
Metafilter: our own damned loins
Metafilter: It's still better than CNN looking at blogs.
Metafilter: What the fuck is wrong with clgregor?
Metafilter: Made of tickles and rainbows.
Metafilter: Alternatively!
Metafilter: At least you don't have fish up your pants.
Metafilter: Yeah, that's right, metafilter, got a problem with that?
Metafilter: You'd rather be working maybe?
Metafilter: The world's authority in blackness.
Metafilter: Political correctness gone mad
Metafilter: Political correctness gone mentally challenged
Metafilter: What is the sound of one post sucking?
MetaFilter: Love in a time of crunk
Metafilter: Best of the Slashdot?
Metafilter: Jesus Fuck.
Metafilter: a spear wound is survivable.
MetaFilter: Whatever your issue is, I'll stick to the big stuff
metafilter: we've got boobies.
Metafilter: Not quite as bad as Stalinist tyranny.
Metafilter: find stuff that's of interest and to learn more about the world, because you'd rather be working maybe?
Metafilter: Your most favoritest homo
Metafilter: With new added "no dagos"
Metafilter: Cravin Moorehead
Metafilter: Flinging Poo
Metafilter: Would you have preferred a nice, simple "go to hell"?
Metafilter: And the walls come tumbling down?
Metafilter: you can RPG it.
Metafilter: A great hopeless situation warrior.
MetaFilter: the one-stop for all your celebrity gossip!
Metafilter: the more we know, the less we know.
Metafilter: going around poking at lifeless things to see if they move.
Metafilter: Fuck you, elitist prick.
Metafilter: Fuck you, elitist prick.
Metafilter: *' meme joke, at least be accurate about it.
Metafilter: Fuck you, elitist prick. And the above line is taken from where? "
Metafilter: because it's about posting, not reading or that other thing.
MetaFilter: I very like to observe her and touch her inflated belly. It's great!
MetaFilter: We're window-peepers in a polymorphously perverse world.
Metafilter: Hell is other people.
Metafilter: It's bullshit on stilts.
MetaFilter: People who've grown dissatisfied with their lives and constructed their own fantasy world.
Metafilter: viral advertising and wacky Japan, hence my grouchiness.
Metafilter: WILL cause some around you to explode into fits of tolerance and rage for your diversity.
MetaFilter: 30% discussion of the content of the post, 70% discussion of the merit of the post.
metafilter: something that has become overly familiar or commonplace
Metafilter: D--n your Writing, Mind your Sh-t-ng.
Metafilter: *hearts* Suck.
Metafilter: I feel that you are stupid.
MetaFilter: randomly judging people to bolster our own pitiful sense of self-worth
Metafilter: If the bikini clad woman gets stuck, just click and drag her.
metafilter: we need more scruffy, shiftless layabouts, stat!
Metafilter: like making a filthy hospital to attract all the germs.
Metafilter: Drunk driving with the body of an underage Laotian boy in the trunk
Metafilter: I like people once they're dead.
Metafilter: Christianity is just like fan death.
Metafilter: American, or international?
Metafilter: Celebrating the deprecated method
Metafilter: What the hell are you on about, anus???
Metafilter: Amazing technology. I just think it's misapplied in this case.
Metafilter: ? the $5 punter.
MetaFilter: The stick finally breached the colon wall.
Metafilter: What the fuck do you think you're doing?
MetaFilter: Blaming anybody but the Terrorists p.s. BushChimpHitlerPolPot!!!1
Metafilter: a routine that involves hanging 45 pounds of weight from [our] members for up to seven hours at a time
metafilter: we don't know wtf we're talking about.
MetaFilter: You're right...but you're being an asshole.
Metafilter: Stay away from my cervix with that thing!
Metafilter: Now only one year behind Monkeyfilter
Metafilter: Fixin' to fuck all'yall, I reckon, for making youse guys wait on me in this fresh hell.
Metafilter: Fixin' to fuck all'yall, I reckon, for making youse guys wait on me in this fresh hell.
Metafilter: come to blows over a flavor enhancer.
Metafilter: I resent those crotchwaffles.
Metafilter: A bigger hit than a can of silly string.
Metafilter: It tires me that we are still having this discussion.
Metafilter: Any backstory here?"
MetaFilter: Wow. This really isn't going down well.
Metafilter: I am on fire and have dangerous cargo; keep clear.
Metafilter: Whiskey! I require medical attention!
Metafilter: Reading posts down here.
Metafilter: The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club.
Metafilter: I'd dip that whole thing in an egg batter, dust it with Progresso Italian bread crumbs, fry the shit out of it, and serve it all up with a nice chianti.
MetaFilter: Big-ass joints. Big stereos.
MetaFilter: What are you, autistic? Cause, you know, if you are, you know, that's cool.
MetaFilter: *zooms back in**zooms in too far**pulls back**blinks**reads thread again**looks at it yet again**blinks*“I really don’t see what you’re all going on about.”
Metafilter: very flowery french BS
MetaFilter: Dan buro ubanka shege, ko ni da fun iya la iya re, otu nnegi.
Metafilter: Caution: contains foul language and political thought.
Metafilter: a lamb slathered in rich marinade in a pit of literary wolves.
Metafilter: Championing the Idiot.
Metafilter: Under no obligation to provide you links to anything
Metafilter: The first rule of the blogoverse is that you do not fuck with the blogoverse.
Metafilter: Now we just need a google bomb and the circle will be complete.
Metafilter: It has been such a good week for schadenfreude.
Metafilter: That's a cheap shot. Self-promoting, self-obsessed types can be found almost anywhere you look.
metafilter: young and hip by proxy
Metafilter: You got a problem with lips 'n' assholes?
Metafilter: Bullhorns or STFU.
MetaFilter: like fucking a wet Wilford Brimley!
Metafilter: Like fucking a wet Wilford Brimley.
Metafilter: Taking a peek under the peduncle.
Metafilter: Whining About Whining
Metafilter: Woefully uninformed debate*
Metafilter: Woefully uninformed debate*
Metafilter: as insane as it sound
Metafilter: HREF="partisan hack"
Metafilter: crypto Opus Dei fruitcake . . . Rove hooking up with Bush
Metafilter: Thread over.
Metafilter: pony baloney
Metafilter: Show up every day and listen to someone’s brother in law tell you how to do your job all ass backwards.
Metafilter: useless without computer-generated polygon-genitalia pics!
Metafilter: Ultra-focused on pixelate titties.
MetaFilter: For fun or for prosimcreation.
metafilter: Anyone have a link for clitoridectomies?
Metafilter: none of us are ever getting sex again.
Metafilter: I see gay porn on safari and no gay porn on firefox.
Metafilter: More bird flu news than you can shake a stick at!
Metafilter: Looks like libel to me.
Metafilter: Even as a former waitress I find this site ridiculous and petty.
Metafilter: Our whole fucking society may be unfair.
Metafilter: God, this thread (and the others) depresses me.
Metafilter: The only time I've ever given above $5 has been a stripper.
Metafilter: Law for Law's Sake.
MetaFilter: Who Said Irony is Dead?
MetaFilter: The facts are less important ... than the chance to be pithy.
Metafilter: my outrage meter is barely moving on this one, but it ain't gonna happen any time soon.
MetaFilter: Guys in ties on stupid rides
Metafilter: slowly collapsing and expanding by brownian squirm
Metafilter: ED209 gunning down an OCP VP.
MetaFilter: Wasn't sure if that was supposed to suck and I didn't get it, or whether it just sucked
MetaFilter: Just this side of retarded
Metafilter: Rev. Moon pwns
Metafilter: Why kill a blonde with big tits?
Metafilter: Do not hit the monolith.
MetaFilter: 28% of web surfers that didn't actually see a series of really lame boxes
Metafilter: Do not take the room too literally....imagine it's in the fourth dimension.
Metafilter: Starchild of the internets.
MetaFilter: as in Hitler-bad or Skeletor-bad
Metafilter: The coffin like shape has not been lost on us.
Metafilter: If your aunt had a dick, she'd be your uncle.
Metafilter: Not a formal system, and therefore not necessarily incomplete or inconsistent.
MetaFilter: quacking "I told you so"
Metafilter: because this town lies a lot. thanks.
Metafilter: The "Dude, I'm so hip" ethos is pretty worn out. Boring.
Metafilter: Your #1 source for grumbling curmudgeons with nothing better to do.
Metafilter: Where mocking dead strangers has become the best of the web!
MetaFilter: It's like Yomango without the dancing and eating and stealing.
Metafilter: Your #1 source for grumbling curmudgeons with nothing better to do.
Metafilter: metal will always beat meat.
Metafilter: No talking penises were harmed in the making of this website.
Metafilter: Did you not like the movie or something?
Metafilter: It will shine!
MetaFilter: New to you since 1999
MetaFilter: We are a small group of probably the finest intellectuals alive today. Certainly, we have not heard of anyone living whose thoughts approach the clarity, depth and power of our own.
Metafilter: where the fancy words live.
Metafilter: some sort of super drug that instantly turns you into a ravening meth zombie
Metafilter: a semi-autonomous zone of extraordinary deviancy.
Metafilter: Congratulations on the impressive ability to hide your disdain for the rest of us most of the time.
MetaFilter: kind of pretend baby for us, before you came along
Metafilter: teams must at all times lose their shit and blame one another, and not know shit about fuck.
Metafilter: second guessing terrified survivors, one passenger at a time.
Metafilter: We'll climb over the seats if we have to.
Metafilter: unafraid of creating self-referential taglines
Metafilter: Let's not call it prostitution, let's call it Applied Psychology.
MetaFilter: A cult of weird, horrible people who gather beautiful women links only to deface them with a burning flaming hand.
Metafilter: Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck.
Metafilter: The Name Written in Blood
Metafilter: Sometimes You Can't Fix You On Your Own
Metafilter: Where the Urethra Meets the Subpoena
Metafilter: some days it's reassuring, some days it's absolutely destructive.
MetaFilter: Good grief!
Metafilter: pretty inoffensive, compared to say, genocide.
MetaFilter: Parentheses count increasing daily!
MetaFilter: Warning: Vulgar Site
Metafilter: These fucking symbols will be the death of us all.
Metafilter: Holy BALLS!
Metafilter: Take a break from email and Web surfing to send a real, paper letter
Metafilter: Like a quarrelling group of monkeys on a leaky boat, armed with sticks of dynamite.
MetaFilter: I'm looking at you, Chris Carter.
Metafilter: Make way for dyklings : >
Metafilter: There can be more than one jerk. It's not a zero-sum situation.
Metafilter: completely misunderstanding the post and then making a sarcastic comment deriding it.
MetaFilter: where's your great FPP?
MetaFilter: Your local middle school chess club, with meth and guns.
Metafilter: tainting their observations with their own homonalities
MetaFilter: uncovering the sparkly, fabulous truth!
Metafilter: If nothing else, this site is trolling you.
Metafilter: you get sex—with appliances and furniture if available too
Metafilter: Scared me as a child.
Metafilter: Your vision and hearing will be impaired.
Metafilter: Playing with a vibrator.
Metafilter: Find and share the best of the web as it happens
MetaFilter: We don't give a dirty goat fuck about Danielle Steel.
Metafilter: We're all minorities of one.
MetaFilter: an elephant pedaling his unicycle.
Metafilter: cradling a retarded baby
MetaFilter: You wouldn't want to be a member.
Metafilter: Look it up in Google.
MetaFilter: Let's be honest with each other]
Metafilter: We I enjoy masturbating.
MetaFilter: Sharing the joy of wanking.
Metafilter: Go out and contract gonorrhea and rub some of the pus in your eye.
MetaFilter: in front of it and you're witty too! Woot!
MetaFilter: worth $5 just for fenriq's accidentally self-referential snarks
Metafilter: You're all nuts.
MetaFilter: No feet, no whisky.
metafilter: we can't censor everything/everyone.
MetaFilter: is not a career. It's a relationship.
Metafilter: Vagina-friendly bacteria.
Metafilter: most of you in this post are a bunch of shitheads.
Metafilter: I can imagine rational arguments
Metafilter: I EAT BABIES.
Metafilter: Stop evolving as humans and start evolving as poindexters
Metafilter: Can we try just a little harder, please?
Metafilter: I'd say 12 percent goodness, 88 percent crapola.
Metafilter: insouciance may result.
Metafilter: Shooting downward leaving a contrail behind it.
Metafilter: Content with quotidian bullshit
Metafilter: All the support of going commando in an ice bath.
MetaFilter: 25,000 people a day urinating in a submarine.
MetaFilter: Therefore, God exists.
Metafilter: "I'm into fashion. Judo fashion, like blackbelts."
Metafilter: You're not the only man at this fountain!
Metafilter:Hands-Free Self-Propelled Pleasure
MetaFilter: It's completely sphincter operated!
MetaFilter: Uncomfortable but highly entertaining.
MetaFilter: You can also just put it on your mantle piece and call it modern art.
MetaFilter: My employer has to tolerate it in the workplace.
MetaFilter: I tried to post this before, but JRun ate it.
MetaFilter: Stimulating the male G-spot.
Metafilter: it's a Gödelian event horizon!
MetaFilter: Many of our users call it the "Super-O"
MetaFilter: Combined with spiritual stimulation, the orgasm is intensified.
MetaFilter: It lacks concision.
MetaFilter: Concsion
MetaFilter: An Anal Awakening
MetaFilter: there's no ejaculation involved
MetaFilter: skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet
Metafilter: a first-hand account ; >
MetaFilter: See? You really will go blind.
Metafilter: a megaSlashdotFlamewar worth of suck.
MetaFilter: I can't seem to keep my cats in sync...
Metafilter: a gaggle of fucking naysayers sits in the wings
Metafilter: If you would let me talk . . . !
Metafilter:making moose walk backwards
MetaFilter: Gayer than a $3 bill, and has the Pottery Barn to prove it.
Metafilter: slavering to take the riegns of power.
Metafilter: when exactly did Hell become a normal place?
Metafilter: Everyone's ugly when I have to pee.
Metafilter: hot and respectful. (sorry, too tempting to resist)
Metafilter: At least look like you're on the job.
Metafilter: ignore all upthread information. Then post!
Metafilter: !*&%@%$*%# Spicynuts it's not *$^*&*&%&^
MetaFilter: No windmill untilted.
Metafilter: You see what you want to see, and you hear what you want to hear.
Metafilter: I weep at the horror of running low on ice cubes
Metafilter: Where the fuck is Bush?
Metafilter: Fucking photo-op!
Metafilter: Where the fuck is Bush?
Metafilter: Fucking photo-op!
Metafilter: Where the fuck is Bush?
Metafilter: Fucking photo-op!
Metafilter: [killed comment]
Metafilter: Don't forget to stop by MeTa for the obligatory flame-out!
Metafilter: we're bitching about nothing.
Metafilter: Where the fuck is Bush?
Metafilter: Fucking photo-op!
MetaFilter: ignore the a-holes in this thread
MetaFilter: I'm not wasting any more time here.
MetaFilter: i don't fall in line with believing that the world is controlled by lizzards"
Metafilter: laced with bullshit
Metafilter: stupid shitbox clown shoes.
Metafilter: United Together In Friendship and Labour.
Metafilter: y2karl can say whatever devastatingly moronic politicized bullshit he wants.
Metafilter: let's boil the wolverines.
Metafilter: snarking like a bunch of useless buffoons
Metafilter: Wrapped in tin foil.
Metafilter: Not crazy insane whacky, just not expressible as a fraction.
Metafilter: I sometimes find myself explaining very obvious things
Metafilter: Jumped the Fark.
Metafilter: Oh dear god and saints preserve us from the bereft of clue.
Metafilter: Are you sure you aren't talking about Whitney Houston?
Metafilter: is there anything you can say on this site without someone bitching at you as if you're the fucking anti-christ?
Metafilter: Give me a Better Idiot.
MetaFilter: a tasty self-fulfilling prophecy.
MetaFilter: More babies dead! USA! USA!
Metafilter: fitter...happier...less productive
Metafilter: about as sexy as a Bill Gates lapdance.
MetaFilter: this is nipple
MetaFilter: its about art that doesnt say I cool and your not.
MetaFilter: At least you were unintentionally funny in your little rant.
MetaFilter: Let those who ewnjoy iut DO SO!
MetaFilter: You Wouldn't Understand
Metafilter: it ain't brain science
Metafilter: the bittersweet feeling of bittersweetness
Metafilter: Dude, You Got Caught
Metafilter: All your mean-spirited bullshit does not contribute anything
Metafilter: I misunderstood you cynicism for hatred, sorry...
Metafilter: trun on the playboy channel.
Metafilter: trun on the playboy channel.
MetaFilter: Candy-coat it with all the retarded prose and terrible analogies that you'd like, it doesn't change a damn thing.
MetaFilter: These are not contrived moments of reality
MetaFilter: project their turgid thoughts in chicken scratch
Metafilter: Go f_ck yourself, Mr. Cheney!
MetaFilter: It is at this point where the beginnings of the terrible afflictions and blights on the human condition were cast into the shadow of evil.
Metafilter: Intelligence hasn't really been around long enough to have determined whether or not it is an advantageous quality
Metafilter: Meh is the new bleat.
Metafilter: I was pretending it was about something interesting.
Metafilter: petty, rush-limbaugh territory and i think it undermines one's larger argument.
Metafilter: no meaning except in so far as it signifies 'something not desirable'
MetaFilter: I gnash my teeth and moan and wail.
MetaFilter: Increasing numbers of whiners.
Metafilter: We have missed you. Welcome home!
Metafilter: Are you more []quiet and weak-minded or [] boisterous and weak-minded?
Metafilter: 40kg Marshmallows, 3g Sodium Penthathol
Metafilter: Just speculating...
MetaFilter: a similar same gut-wrenching discovery
Metafilter: I don't think anyone predicted that the levees would breakdance.
Metafilter: Best of Fark
MetaFilter: Use no reproachful language against any one; neither curse nor revile.
Metafilter: Play not the peacock
Metafilter: talk not with meat in your mouth.
MetaFilter: I want to dream with you, but...
MetaFilter: I don't want to be condescened to [sic]
MetaFilter: our problems would all be solved by living like deer.
MetaFilter: you seem to think
Metafilter: sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition
Metafilter: Politicians are gaming the system.
Metafilter: Forgive me for being distracted by bright shiny websites.
MetaFilter: this is not cool, this is yawn.
MetaFilter: 'These people were going to die anyway'
Metafilter: Utterly jaded
Metafilter: And the maggots just keep on breeding in your bum.
Metafilter: Cunty, Murderous
Metafilter: As long as people must have Internet access in order to participate, the sample will remain culturally biased.
Metafilter: for the broadminded audience.
Metafilter: A wee man league, with trampolines and flaming hoops.
Metafilter: tag...)
Metafilter: Embrace the Barbarian Within
Metafilter: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of their women.
MetaFilter: You too can play comment wars.
Metafilter: Chimpy McAwol.
Metafilter: Don't forget to try the fetus fajitas.
MetaFilter: Words MEAN THINGS.
metafilter: none of your fucking business
MetaFilter: this thread makes me want to dry-heave, cough up nuclear vomit and drive my fucking head against a wall.
MetaFilter: Getting With The Pogrom.
MetaFilter: Like, Whatever, It's Your Life.
Metafilter: Whatever, it's your life
Metafilter: The tolerant pacifists are ready to swing fists
MetaFilter: The other side of the Fark coin.
MetaFilter: Sometimes, people need to just FIGHT and get it over with.
Metafilter: Best of the Hemp
Metafilter: Fuckin' Hippies.
Metafilter: The Almost Decent of the Web.
MetaFilter: Forward this to all your friends NOW!!!!!
Metafilter: life sucks
Metafilter: I am such a lonely geek that I post here.
MetaFilter: It's like watching a train wreck, except after the accident, all the onlookers storm the train and begin beating the survivors.
MetaFilter: using noise to cancel out noise
Metafilter: Inside is the god of blood, Hakkar
Metafilter: The Sumbitch still think he is white
Metafilter: Fuck the moon!
MetaFilter: Who are these people, and why should I care?
Metafilter: preview, then post.
Metafilter: Stupid Monoculture.
Metafilter: Mushy and Sweet.
MetaFilter: the holy shit apocalypse.
Metafilter: It would be an absolutely bulletproof theory, but for the...
Metafilter: Let the stupidity fill your sails
MetaFilter: This seems pretty cool, except that the whole "membership" thing is harshing my mellow.
Metafilter: may very well be the result of those two kinds of assholes coming into direct contact
Metafilter: vengeful wind fetuses and then a giant Rita phallus
Metafilter: Smoke if ya got 'em.
Metafilter: Does me a world of good, flushes the lymphatic system, releases pent up self hatred.
Metafilter: What's wrong with the occasional punch in the face?
Metafilter: the larva that gets its wings from an innocent carcass at the roadside.
Metafilter: although the post page appears to be setup to post a single link, we require at least two links.
Metafilter: although the post page appears to be setup to post a single link, we require at least two links.
Metafilter: please pardon me for fooling with the format of this in-joke.
Metafilter: God says its okay so get over here and pull your pants down.
MetaFilter: Enjoyable, but there is no mystery.
MetaFilter: I was one just like it yesterday on MetaChat!
Metafilter: You can shit on a dime.
MetaFilter: the development of a Giant Space Fetus.
Metafilter: Is like this and I protect its people from the anti-social elements!
MetaFilter: thin skinned liberal asshats
METAFILTER: Your Reductive Demogogery!
Metafilter: Christianity:
Metafilter: Landover is a parody site
MetaFilter: just pure, unadulterated, pants-shitting asshatery of the drunken-uncle variety
Metafilter: I joined the Army because I wanted to kill something.
MetaFilter: like reading a book covered in vaseline.
Metafilter: dolphins with blow guns will shit themselves
MetaFilter: Dribbling drool means a fight is on the way.
MetaFilter: tail-spinning, shit-flinging
Metafilter: I can't believe anyone has the energy to get righteously upset over piddling shit like this
Metafilter: Fear Fear Fear Fear Sex Fear!
Metafilter: unconstitutionally vague.
MetaFilter: we all save the world everyday, don't we?
Metafilter: Where three people correct your joke math before anyone bothers to make the inevitable annus/anus joke.
Metafilter: One of the many places you cannot get to in this world by choosing.
Metafilter: Theyre All Dicks
Metafilter: "... having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ordinating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fending off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask ..."
Metafilter: We're gonna need a bigger ship....
Metafilter: completely illegible
MetaFilter: wheedly-wheedly-whee
Metafilter: ??????????????
MetaFilter: Jesus is always better on meth.
Metafilter: I think it has to do with hope and shit.
MetaFilter: Utterly pointless, but nifty.
Metafilter: why the stupid fucking monster comes out from nowhere and eats my main guy.
Metafilter: This is where baby snow monsters come from
Metafilter: *SHUN!*
Metafilter: Michael and Kate's Beach Dance Party.
Metafilter: Fw: Fw: Fw: Best of my inbox circa 1994!
Metafilter: Bush deserves to get raped to death by a pack of gay baboons on viagra and ecstasy.
Metafilter: spread the disease.
MetaFilter: Better Living Through Finger-Pointing!
Metafilter: I love you.
Metafilter: One strawberry tart (without so much rat in it) later... "Disgusting". "Oh, you're always complaining!"
Metafilter: Describe to me immediately how to go to Seasame Street.
MetaFilter: Show Me On The Doll How You Got To Sesame Street.
MetaFilter: Show Me On The Doll How You Got To Sesame Street."
Metafilter: turning ear-kissing arguments into news from abroad.
MetaFilter: Show Me On The Doll How You Got To Sesame Street."
Metafilter: an exclusionary institution, populated by society's elite teh int0rnet's l33t.
Metafilter: I figured if matt wanted to delete it, he would.
Metafilter: Double, double toil and trouble.
Metafilter: Crazy is best when it is fresh out of the oven.
MetaFilter: Bayonet Bad, Shovel Good.
MetaFilter: it builds up to a mega guitar freakout.
MetaFilter: I probably wouldn't mention my bunghole.
MetaFilter: "?
Metafilter:changing the world one damn pixel at a time.
Metafilter: Pairing the allure of faux suede with the elegance of embroidered swirl detailing.
Metafilter: Think inside the bottle.
MetaFilter: And a little namecalling, just for good measure.
MetaFilter: I don't really give half-a-rats-ass what you believe as long as you keep it to yourself.
MetaFilter: Oh well
Metafilter: Jesus, LOL
Metafilter: hastily strung together bits of blather framed as a potent political statement.
Metafilter: Full of fat, wage-earning crybabies
Metafilter: It is not your constitutional right to sit in the waiting area with your balls hanging out.
Metafilter: If you want it done and didn't mind having thousands of people die, you could get just about anything accomplished.
MetaFilter: hive-mind-sanctioned electro-gruel.
Metafilter: Google Apple
Metafilter: When pain of action is less than the pain of inaction, its go time.
Metafilter: it's a charmed quark.
MetaFilter: was the puckered anus really necessary?
Metafilter: a changing inconsistent collection of things that we deceive ourselves into believing has some "basic us-ness" to it, when really, we have no more personality than a cloudy day.
Metafilter: I must have been a cloth-eared idiot
Metafilter: By clicking No, did you really mean to click Yes?
Metafilter: we see dead people.
Metafilter: where the cool, and only apparently cool, are vetted.
Metafilter: This is fun. Suck it, haters!
Metafilter: You don't take a drug and go 'Mmm, rabbits'
Metafilter: highest-profile American-based touring bellydance troupe around
Metafilter: makes me want to burn down rainforests and shoot guns.
MetaFilter: everyone read homunculus' link
Metafilter: I come here for the boingboing links.
Metafilter: An unfisted ass.
Metafilter: Are you really so lost that you can't put (1) Mention of VPN + (2) A Server Address + (3) A Username + (4) A Password = Free VPN together?
Metafilter: The bleeding edge of internet memedom.
Metafilter: You are obliged to distinguish yourself from the heretics and the corrupted and must not resemble them in anything.
Metafilter: A Tradition of Heritage
Metafilter: at least it's an ethos
Metafilter: that warm stream down the back of my neck.
Metafilter: it is not permissible to stand and urinate.
MetaFilter: I wasn't very impressed either by the nudes or the corpses.
Metafilter: assuming that everyone has followed the updates religiously, that's 100 users. Way to go!
metafilter: the bizarre symmetrical "finger"
Metafilter: Sure we'll post your out of context press release.
Metafilter: Ain't but two straight girls, and both of them ugly!
Metafilter: No wonder your behind is bleedin'
Metafilter: That thing ain't got no feelin' in it!
MetaFilter: it takes a screw and a nut!
MetaFilter: $TAGLINE.
Metafilter: [inaudible - coughing]
metafilter: always has a sketchbook in which he never stops doodling with dayglo magic markers, even though he himself is color blind.
Metafilter: "regurgitating your own links is sort of weird."
Metafilter: "regurgitating your own links is sort of weird."
Metafilter: You forget who you are.
MetaFilter: The anal penetration seemed rather incongruous.
MetaFilter: get a room.
Metafilter: inferring explosions
Metafilter: I have not been rocked.
Metafilter: His willy in another dude's crap hole.
Metafilter: His willy in another dude's crap hole."
metafilter: insert one liner about MC Hammer here
Metafilter: Now with 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
Metafilter: We all know what the blue and white means.
MetaFilter: Destroying Christmas.
Metafilter: His willy in another dude's crap hole.
Metafilter: you know it's time to sit down.
MetaFilter: the Jews, damnit
MetaFilter: I was very much disturbed when I found young children killing each other. I think that anyone with a conscience would agree with me.
MetaFilter: Like Sneezing, only much more beautiful...
metafilter: pointing at their navels and saying "swoosh"
Metafilter: Worst euphemism for sex ever.
Metafilter: Thanks for giving me a good reason to stop using the internet today.
Metafilter: where genre-preservation is treasured above all else.
MetaFilter: Veterans speak up......turdboys....shutup
Metafilter: Going to the Dogs Since Day 1. But he hasn't been graced with his own post before.
MetaFilter: Hurricanes and guys being banged to death by horses.
Metafilter: look over their shoulder at gaping anus porn.
MetaFilter: This is the MetaFilter I hate.
Metafilter: Hold at crotch level.
MetaFilter: badde mooder-swyver!
MetaFilter: it benefits the word lickspittle.
Metafilter: I just stumpled upon this while browsing
Metafilter: Was it worth it all it?
Metafilter: Brown and foreign
MetaFilter: featured at the Tulsa State Fair, as one their annual butter scultpures
Metafilter: pedantry is fun! couldn't resist.
Metafilter: It has interesting discourse, but no boobies.
Metafilter: A funny idea that deserves better execution
Metafilter: like eating filthy dead meat in the desert
Metafilter: [...]" line)
metafilter: ridiculously biased towards homos.
Metafilter: I just have nothing else to do right now, so I had to say *something*.
Metafilter: You are all haters. And you are wack.
Metafilter: sucks donkeyballs.
Metafilter: You will smell and feel a lot of things the movies didn't warn you about.
Metafilter: I owe a cock to Asclepius
MetaFilter: drooling for blood on this thing
Metafilter: Yes, it's entirely safe for work, unless your workplace forbids quirky charm
MetaFilter: I love that one eye sucks and the other blows!
MetaFilter: He who smelt it dealt it.
MetaFilter: What a hoot!
Metafilter: A barrage of concrete dildos.
Metafilter: How many times can we jump the shark?
Metafilter: The vast Mormon underground network.
Metafilter: You'll be craving red and a hammer.
Metafilter: An endless repository of unfounded nutty claims and shrill defenses for those claims.
Metafilter: An endless repository of unfounded nutty claims and shrill defenses for those claims."
Metafilter: profoundly nutty"
Metafilter: Your perspicacity on my acumen.
Metafilter: the miracle of authenticity!
Metafilter: Trust me - I've been in the church all my life.
Metafilter: If you're confused about it, that may mean you understand it
Metafilter: Actually, you're better off not knowing.
Metafilter: Informed debate.
Metafilter: Eclectic site where you can debate the merits of the war in Iraq
Metafilter: godwinned already!
Metafilter: Teh Snark.)
metafilter: i just type whatever bonaldi types in really.
Metafilter: You oughta understand a little bit about procedures around here.
Metafilter: The Musical would kick ass.
MetaFilter: the organ can't sing with that many pipes that long without running out of air.
Metafilter: poka! poka! poka! ... mommy!!!
Metafilter: Siamese twins strip naked and chase a plucked chicken around a manger scene sculpted from Spam while a midget in a tutu sings "Cocaine" and a frog in a little pink scuba suit hops from a bungy cord onto a spinning turntable making the needle jump on a scratchy recording of the Grateful Dead singing "Casey Jones", when suddenly, Pat Robertson swings in dressed like tarzan, punches the Siamese twins out, and snorts coke off their unconscious bodies, then pierces his tongue with a letter opener and keeps yelling "tint, tint". It's kind of weird.
MetaFilter: You must have patients to catch a fly with copsticks.
Metafilter: chock full of "anvil-from-the-sky" moments.
Metafilter: You finally got to me, fuckers. Good Job.
MetaFilter: I’m hoping that a totally fucking offensive message will spur you into action, as I see no indication anyone is reading these messages.
Metafilter: Fatty McFatster's from Fatvill - it ain't your fault.
MetaFilter: Very, very fresh crabcakes.
Metafilter: Like scurvy, but louder.
metafilter: unbrisantly detonate, and the fugue thread is thataway.
MetaFilter: that five-dollar better-than-nothing moron-filter.
Metafilter: I was writing about those balls.
Metafilter: Fiddling with each other's diddles.
Metafilter: You illegitimate atheist.
Metafilter: Verbal Signals of Genetic Quality
Metafilter: _____" lines that are suggested in various threads? That would make a hilarious page.)
MetaFilter: minty bum piss with just a hint of ass.
Metafilter: This is a very slipshod post, but it's nice to see some emthusiasm...
MetaFilter: Defining the terms of resistence for oppressed peoples.
Metafilter: Do what I say, ignorant fucktards
Metafilter: fruity, soft and pleasant
MetaFilter: Just Standing Up For The Little Man.
Metafilter: Love the Orwell and Costello routine.
Metafilter: Bringing Fark-grade discussion to the Big Questions - since late 2005.
Metafilter: Bringing Fark-grade discussion to the Big Questions - since late 2005.
Metafilter: ...." in-joke requires that the tagline be something said within a thread. If you are going try to be "in," make sure you do it right. It's like doing the elephant walk wrong in a fraternity.
Metafilter: a flacid quivering Chomskyhole.
Metafilter: bitter, sarcastic sniping in meat-hats
Metafilter: You learn something new every day.
Metafilter: What a nice waste of time.
MetaFilter: It's probably the bovine semen.
Metafilter: Just because I found it exciting doesn't mean I was rubbing my 5500 rpm cock.
Metafilter: Please, make a contribution instead of a closed argument with no relevance and no explanation.
Metafilter: it's like [...] stroking a 5500 RPM Righteousness boner
Metafilter: I'm less and less young every day. (And yeah, "loquacious" you are, not that that's a bad thing in that example.)
Metafilter: The Movie - Creepy Diners Inhabited by Diners Diverse and Loquacious Who Find, Share, and Debate the Best of the Web Yet Find the Time to Twitter Over Politics?
Metafilter: more nudity, and some moaning.
Metafilter: As simple as possible, but no simpler
MetaFilter: Baa Baaa Baaaaaaa
Metafilter: can't tell which is Fark
Metafilter: It didn't suck, but I didn't get all the critical raves.
Metafilter:... " slogan, and make a *heads off to make popcorn* comment in your next three comments - you will hit for the cycle!
MetaFilter: your buddy Sodomite Hussein. yada yada yada ya' ad nauseum
Metafilter: Your blog is my blog too
Metafilter: it's like dropping a kitten in a pirhana tank...
Metafilter: jonmc is tired of hearing about the shit you sheep enjoy
Metafilter: MiHail is pretty stupid
Metafilter: Lurking is hard.
MetaFilter: what the hell! I'm posting it anyway!
Metafilter: because he was a fun guy
MetaFilter: F*ck Sony
MetaFilter: Fuck Sony
MetaFilter: Fuck Sony! Fuck it right in the ear!
Metafilter: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
metafilter: I reverently fellate you while holding back tears.
Metafilter: licking the back door of the bus
MetaFilter: I am very old and partially senile
Metafilter: There are other dictators, and we should take them out, too.
Metafilter: Refute without resorting to monkeys.
Metafilter: There are other dictators, and we should take them out, too, unless the president is a democrat, and those dictators happen to be serbian.
MetaFilter: Sizzling In The Skillet Of Well-Deserved Self-Hatred.
MetaFilter: You're a hat.
MetaFilter: Igonrami!
MetaFilter: This topic should be phat.
Metafilter: All gone to pot (pass the cheetos)
MetaFilter: making your everyday decisions seem more significant than they are.
Metafilter: a state not full of weevils
MetaFilter: it should be turned into a pancake and the cat should snatch it!
Metafilter: Whump, whine,whump/ whump, grind, groan
Metafilter: Likably lefty.
Metafilter: Baby Jesus would shit if he saw this.
Metafilter: only one or two surgeons can even manage it.
Metafilter: japanese food blog
Metafilter: Now I'm going to have to go find that pickle!
MetaFilter: Hitler, baby eating, niggahs, Stalin, Elton John, and Fark.
Metafilter: Jeezy? Fo' Sheezy? Pleezy
Metafilter: Void of any quantum of bravery.
Metafilter: dense and bullet-like
Metafilter: Calling you out on things we thought you did, but you really didn't do them. But we'll call you out anyways.
MetaFilter: What is it going to take for you to delete his account?
Metafilter: No one listens to me :(...
MetaFilter: Please read carefully and then condemn.
MetaFilter: Nak--- oh, forget it.
Metafilter: HOW DARE YOU!
Metafilter: You fucking shit for brains idiot.
Metafilter: Please remove this comment too.
MetaFilter: Whatever comments and as the latter comments are lying in the operating room corridor on a gurney on a ventilator braindead ccomatose organ donor dumb, that is lame indeed. Furthermore. And that's enough more keystrokes wasted.
Metafilter: Not merely bad, but unpleasant in a hostile way.
Metafilter: sensational, yet blog-worthy."
Metafilter: Sliding downwards on a rope of mucus
MetaFilter: Manos, you're a fuckwit.
MetaFilter: Somebody's a fuckwit.
Metafilter: needs less of that garbage.
Metafilter: You might as well talk to Dick Cheney's hand
Metafilter: will kill everything you love.
Metafilter: a Few Feet Short of the Mountaintop!
Metafilter: It's better than sex; not as awesome as coping.
MetaFilter: It's always meme meme meme with you people.
MetaFilter: Will these classic candymen get out of this delicious dilemma?
Metafilter: I'm NOT so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something
metafilter: horses' asses for viewing by everyone
MetaFilter: Horses' asses.
Metafilter: Equus Anus
MetaFilter: random stuff and posting pictures of pony vagainas
Metafilter: All you ever really wanted to know about something we all already know plenty about.
Metafilter: Hardly a piece of logical reasoning you'd put to a 12 year old.
Metafilter: An empty can of Pringles potato chips, two latex rubber gloves, two foam sponges, two electrical-cable ties, and lube.
Metafilter: That juvenile crap.
MetaFilter: It might give you the biggest orgasm ever!
MetaFilter: a bunch of 18 year old experts in "sex"
MetaFilter: designed for 15 year old boys
MetaFilter: i got a broke penis
Metafilter: your Flash masturbation resource
Metafilter: Whew. Ok, it's out of my system now.
MetaFilter: It's about the links.
Metafilter: Pulling your wangs for a while
Metafilter: the siren song sizzle of the sausages
MetaFilter: a UFO cult in a half-assed 'news' wrapper.
MetaFilter: A bucolic Rainbow Coalition lovefest on LSD-Viagra cocktails.
Metafilter: the orangutan's effulgent orange ass.
metafilter: It isn't best of the web yet, but it's going to be. When it actually happens.)
MetaFilter: It is the one drawback of fellatio...
Metafilter: Like Zoro.
metafilter: don't let it sit next to you
Metafilter: He is seen to display in the box.
MetaFilter: "If you're too huggy-kissy with them, a male who has not been castrated can turn on you."
Metafilter: The Simpsons hasn't been funny for nine years." But I really don't want to insult Metafilter's collective credibility that severely.
Metafilter: Because bitching about FPPs is totally cool.
Metafilter: The Simpsons stopped being cool before we were born.
MetaFilter: because striking an ironic pose bitching about people complaining about FPPs is totally the coolest.
Metafilter: Yes, filled with pot.
MetaFilter: The darkest bulb upon the tree.
Metafilter: Merry Christmas, Niggaz!
MetaFilter: K.I.T.D.F.O.H.S.
Metafilter: Most Inoffensive Of The Web(TM).
MetaFilter: Doesn't suck. You do.
Metafilter: Want more? Check Google.
Metafilter: we fall in love with our hunches
Metafilter: like a three year old discovering his own mind.
MetaFilter: hey, it was good enough for BoingBoing!
Metafilter: Beep! Beep! Zap! Beep! Zap! Beep! Zap! Beeep!! Zaaap!!
Metafilter: No one is paying you for your gratuitous opinions about other people.
Metafilter: Do we have to explain the punchline?
MetaFilter: I contributed absolutely nothing to this post, I guess I will head over to fark now.
Metafilter:" I add something to this thread.
Metafilter: Attempt at droll humor in the form of a pithy jab fails miserably.
Metafilter: it certainly doesn't bear that hallmark of instinctive behavior that mere humping does.
MetaFilter: Potentially NSFW, involves strapons.
Metafilter: A completely unnecessary response to a lighthearted comment.
Metafilter: Apperantly it totaly sucks
Metafilter: I want to fuck your couch.
Metafilter: yes
Metafilter: id hate to be one of those peeps
metafilter: The more I see, the more I realize how little I know
Metafilter: sacred cow gets punched, poke at the monkey, order buffalo wings.
Metafilter: there is little point in future conversation.
MetaFilter: But of course, I wasn't there, so I don't really know.
MetaFilter: I'm dumb enough to make a stupid argument that I have no qualification to make.
Metafilter: it's not yer momma mind fuck ! it's YOURS !
Metafilter: even with springs
Metafilter: I paid $5 to join a blazecock pileon
Metafilter: We're all going to die.
MetaFilter: I would link to the article but my hair is beginning to fall out in clumps.
MetaFilter: the browneye too close to milady's hoo-ha.
MetaFilter: Written with the blood of children.
Metafilter: Sign me up for the dancing and looking pretty major
MetaFilter: We assemble into large crowds of people on occasion.
Metafilter: Just like what I thought a pub would be, only gayer
Metafilter: Your favorite website sucks.
MetaFilter: Way too many links
Metafilter: click my colon
Metafilter: More white swans for the white swan camp.
MetaFilter: Meta-wasting your own time
Metafilter: The Movie?
Metafilter: The Movie?"
Metafilter: The Movie what character should I play?
metafilter: pick a fucking side, you pansy.
Metafilter: a pilot that use many old and new honda vehicles
Metafilter: will attempt to revolutionise the way consumers gasp at attempts to revolutionise the way consumers use the Internet to buy watches.
Metafilter: stroll quietly with the liking of the headings by selecting the categories using the button-images located in top of page
MetaFilter: you are a charming freak and not relevant.
MetaFilter: Euphemistically defecatory
Metafilter: A 5-liter V12 dual-turboed oil burner.
Metafilter: Welcome our giant gestalt head overlords!
Metafilter: Think Finding Nemo. But with decapitated heads.
MetaFilter: I knew that was coming.
Metafilter: intellectual honesty is for sissies.
MetaFilter: I was disagreeing with Kant
Metafilter: intellectual honesty is for sissies.”
Metafilter: like a shelled hemorrhage.
Metafilter: metabolic waste product
metafilter: someone hook us up the bomb
MetaFilter: the most muscular man California has put to death.
MetaFilter: recursive russian doll, barbershop mirror effect attempts at snarky "edgy" attempts at meta smartass sarcastic humor. It's awesome.
Metafilter: Heh... lets not do this again, shall we?
Metafilter: funny in bulk.
Metafilter: the lowly and bedraggled donkey
Metafilter: It will retroactively destroyed your entire childhood
Metafilter: All Your Tagline Are Belonged To Us
MetaFilter: Wow. It's like Bush just got cock-punched.
Metafilter: Shit in your pants - for old times sake.
Metafilter: These aren't Japanese-designed super-potties.
Metafilter: like the sewers of Calcutta after an outbreak of dysentery.
Metafilter: Good, wholesome, American, patriotic bodysnatchers.
Metafilter:wait 75 minutes to bring out the big monkey
Metafilter: a depraved pagan ritual that involves doing horrible things to Christians
MetaFilter: Don't give up the day job.
metafilter: there's you guys who read f.i. Hamsun.
Metafilter: Today we have penis cozies.
Metafilter: where crooks park ass in
Metafilter: the other other.... Oh, never mind.
Metafilter: It is not big enough to be as impressive as I might want, and is rather short on knobs, but I can talk fast enough to make up the difference.
Metafilter: WE HATE THE ELDERLY. And children.
Metafilter: For when you really want to karao-- ah, nevermind...
Metafilter: Been Pimps to our own Wives
Metafilter: Satisfies better in
Metafilter: I'm not involved in the circle jerk and I don't give a flying fuck.
Metafilter: Where's the leap?
Metafilter: answering the questions that plague lessor thinkers.
Metafilter: Perhaps a generation or two of kooks has to die off and we can come back to greatness.
Metafilter: Of course, all bets are off if elephants could jump.
Metafilter: anyone you don't agree with who is clever and tenacious enough to take on your bullshit.
metafilter: fair and balanced
MetaFilter: manufactured controversy
Metafilter: Shamelessly egotistical Buddhists.
Metafilter: stop posting stupid comments and get on to a new link...asshole
Metafilter: Trollish-Americans
Metafilter: We are here on Earth to hedonistically pleasure ourselves
Metafilter: We are here on Earth to hedonistically pleasure ourselves
MetaFilter: "the vinceable idiots die off early"
Metafilter: like being flattened front-to-back, like a radioactive pancake whizzing past vertically.
MetaFilter: Traveling through a turducken at the speed of light.
Metafilter: Now with more death porn and 10% fewer imbeciles!
Metafilter: We fuckin' won.
MetaFilter: No, wait, it is the right thread. I think.
Metafilter: Far less attractive than the lower extremities
Metafilter: wtf, geeks?
Metafilter: Sweet pogoing Christ wearing titty tassles on a trampoline (loquacious indeed!)
Metafilter: Blogging left the building ages ago.
Metafilter: Art and poetry on the fly ripped right out of the crumbling asphalt because there isn't anything else to work with. Food bearing gardens. Wise old grandmas dispensing wisdom like fountains to all comers. The crazy, dirty homeless guy down by the liqour store spouting philosophy to beat Derrida and Camus. All pulsating together in an intricate dance so refined and sultry it'd make you weep to even know it existed.
Metafilter: no idea is too stupid
MetaFilter: It is a moebius strip up in this place.
Metafilter: free-for-all where you fight to get your message heard.
Metafilter: Manifestos of Forbidden Truths.
MetaFilter: Insane, evil, perverse beyond all measure
MetaFilter: eating the day-old crusty rice at the bottom of the pan after eating a $500 meal at benihana and fucking devon aoki.
Metafilter:Who did you think wrote the Florida Constitution?
Metafilter: It's not Shakespere, or even Duckman.
MetaFilter: the new Reader's Digest?
Metafilter: 26434 members and your FPP better be germane to all of us, look at me, I can whine and complain.
MetaFilter: Spare me your knownothing assumptions and ability to google you cold cuntful of piss.
Metafilter: The Voltron of Stupid
Metafilter: Making fallacies of presumption
Metafilter: Inferring the inconsequential
MetaFilter: You can't prove me wrong, so stop telling me you can prove I'm wrong
MetaFilter: Read more. Or some of it.
Metafilter: taking a dump on the floor.
metafilter: I have become Slashdot, destroyer of sites
MetaFilter: We're All Going To Hell, Now
Metafilter: a katamari-like clump of douchebaggery that flies into the sun.
Metafilter: common scolds?
Metafilter: it's nothing more than a pose.
MetaFilter: It strikes me as pretentious and insidery, but maybe that's just me.")
MetaFilter: Our turds arrive green and sentient.
Metafilter: It's just the Internet, for God's sake. It's nothing important.
MetaFilter: It's just the Internet, for God's sake.
Metafilter: I don't know how four years of bantering back and forth led to this insane nonsense
MetaFilter: Open source livestock.
MetaFilter: 90% of the statistics on MeFi are crap.
MetaFilter: Far better if it came with a remote-slap-the-user protocol.
Metafilter: The grotesque result of Veronica breeding with Moose.
Metafilter: "WE'RE ALL ONE OR NONE!"
MetaFilter: Dynamically vacuous.
MetaFilter: I must not be so poop.
Metafilter: Doesn't help matters very much.
Metafilter: Please disenthrall yourself before entering...
metafilter: troops of apes, with pecking orders
MetaFilter: an anal probe for Andrew.
Metafilter: If a post does not support my worldview it sucks
Metafilter: Assorted Chocolates
Metafilter: starts out Fark and ends with a tale from the heart
Metafilter: xxx" taglines from this group of comments.
Metafilter: Pretty much unchanged from Ancient Atlantean flatulence.
MetaFilter: It's just a way for them to generate a high-traffic content site without having to spend money generating the content.
Metafilter: a kinky fetish for tampons and hookers.
Metafilter: a billion more flash games featuring Panzo the panda.
Metafilter: I'm surrounded by Assholes!
MetaFilter: Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Metafilter: like axe murdering a... woah, man, are those fritos?
Metafilter: way smarter than your average Mensa meeting.
Metafilter: It had literally blown his mind.
MetaFilter: I hadn't reckoned on it."
Metafilter: right wing free love
Metafilter: I will simply destroy your package.
Metafilter: ‘Cause there’s a gun to your head to read the links.
MetaFilter: Anybody up for some ruthless self reflection?
Metafilter: one big internet group hug with nuclear arms.
Metafilter: This is no place for the impatient turnpike hot-rodder
Metafilter: never realized that such a bullshit story could get so many liberals into a circle jerk.
MetaFilter: Great Balls of Burning Mouse
Metafilter: self-obsessed, smarmy, an order of magnitude less intelligent and amusing than they believe themselves to be, but not wholly unentertaining </obligatory>
Metafilter: Big balls are the shotgun
Metafilter: They also have a massive social welfare system setup in addition to their terrorist organization.
Metafilter: fuck you, you elitist asshole
Metafilter: Not a real theological debate.
MetaFilter: No good deed goes unpunished.
MetaFilter: I will self link just to ensure that the account is deleted.
Metafilter: Theres just no way of pleasing it sometimes.
MetaFilter: Buddy, this is the internet. We're all here to argue.
MetaFilter: So Totally Better Than jonmc's High School
Metafilter: there is no cultural bias this time?)
Metafilter: still too "Christian" for you.
MetaFilter: a batshit orgy of self-Godwinisation
Metafilter: still too "Christian" for you.
Metafilter: Let us help you exceed your bandwith!"
MetaFilter: That commie datafuck.
Metafilter: chrisofascist idea of theocracy
Metafilter:If the shoes don't fit, you don't have to wear it.
MetaFilter: people would be running around the streets on fire, falling over, and getting ridiculed and shat upon by passersby. Egalitarianism has to make way for reality from time to time. I know it's difficult, just take a few deep breaths.
Metafilter: Because Pagans are the new Black.
metafilter: all-too-virulent
Metafilter: "Suck it" is the new "I for one welcome our new yadda yadda overlords..."
MetaFilter: everyone will be hated for fifteen minutes.
MetaFilter: Lose control of your bowels and shit yourself.
Metafilter: beejers without a little quid pro quo
Metafilter: our children will be brought up as morons, that will learn nothing but hate and will never have them home with us, which they would be better off.
MetaFilter: just an unsatisfying fumble in the dark.
MetaFilter: Blowjobs are not 'hard core'
Metafilter: A set of boilerplate phrases stuck together in standard order.
Metafilter: This Post Sucks" check.
Metafilter: Same Fark links, slightly smarter commentary
MetaFilter: hotter and more pre-pubescent
Metafilter:Yeah, I'll get right on that.
Metafilter: We report; you deride.
Metafilter: suck it, dictionaries.
Metafilter: You hases no company to measure!
Metafilter: Instead of sai and katana we have pedantry and snark.
MetaFilter: All Your Heart Are Belong to Us.
Metafilter: This is so dumb I can't breathe
Metafilter: a waste of materials that could be used on something else
Metafilter: If you're so outraged, go start your own blog
Metafilter: Turns the hajji into pink mist.
Metafilter: it's not racism, it's class warfare
metafilter: get off me you crunk-slurping pinko furburger! You smell like bad sex, stale tofu and cheap rosin core solder!
MetaFilter: I am better than your kids.
Metafilter: it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes
Metafilter: you could just keep it in your pants
Metafilter: fat, spoiled, sweaty little troll-men
Metafilter: psuedo-philosophical statements about fucking.
Metafilter: bla bla bla
MetaFilter: Home of the Lynching Parties.
MetaFilter: Navel-to-anus.
MetaFilter: Maybe the bitch was asking for it.
MetaFilter: natural reaction degeneracy and perversion sick shit force of law wife and girlfriend most people always regard sick waffle waffle blah.
Metafilter: Communist Gangster Computer God.
MetaFilter: One of its primary effects is considered to be the vomiting that accompanies the experience.
MetaFilter: you just go numb and stop paying attention after a while.
MetaFilter: Fuck them all.
metafilter: blah blah post
MetaFilter: There will be much spinning of vials!
Metafilter: BoingBoing is one of the most imaginative, provocative, and consistently interesting blogs out there
MetaFilter: I'm not the motherfucking messiah
MetaFilter: It is not Fark.
MetaFilter: Hey, this isn't
Metafilter: Howl honk screech yowza I QUIT!
Metafilter: Cause of the civil war.
metafilter:colon award. ozomatli wins the audio/visual overhead projector prize for his picture of a whipped slave's scars. And robocop is beeding gets a gold star for his joke about the chorus.
MetaFilter: a haiku about whining.
Metafilter: an oil-and-water combination of ambition, laziness, insecurity, certainty, and drive.
Metafilter: "meta and not just half-assed."
Metafilter: all they're capable of is cocking their heads and shitting on the rug.
Metafilter: God some of you are so gratuitously pissy.
Metafilter: I'm not Australian, so I don't really know that much about American government.
Metafilter: Now with remote controlled hyperactive nipples.
Metafilter: Maniacal wielding of a large bladed weapon.
Metafilter: There may be a meme here
Metafilter: A family of motorized pigs
MetaFilter: just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
MetaFilter: fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap
Metafilter: I have eaten many and lived, and sometimes lived happily.
metafilter: teh trifecta of awesomeness
Metafilter: It's more fun to think it's a penis.
MetaFilter: I assure you I am not in need of a lesson in Black wang pigmentation.
MetaFilter: Fucking Icelandic amateurs.
MetaFilter: I wish I could quit you!
MetaFilter: I didn't start this for a battle of glib remarks with strangers.
Metafilter: A new way to brag about having stuff that other people don't (yet).
Metafilter: spewing gouts of flaming death in its wake
MetaFilter: a blight on honest discourse
Metafilter: Do not look into thread with remaining good eye.
Metafilter: if you don't agree with me, you're agreeing with the terrorists.
Metafilter: Please continue with the wisecracks.
MetaFilter: Earth bad. Kill now. Jesus come.
MetaFilter: Just pretend I'm saying all the stuff everyone else already said.
Metafilter: Less yowling, more Architecture in Helsinki, please.
Metafilter: Do you have anything but your knee-jerk mock outrage?
metafilter:Rurality Salad, with.....retchup..
Metafilter: I . . . couldn't get past the pathetic narcisism it takes to be truly addicted.
Metafilter: humorless, puritanical Canadian leftists beware.
Metafilter: We're the Darth Vader to the Republicans' Emperor Palpatine.
Metafilter: dried ejaculate caked in her hair must be a fabulous treat!
MetaFilter: "It gives me an orthogonal"
MetaFilter: cocksucking multilating barbarians
Metafilter: They all talked jive. It was hard for me to understand
MetaFilter: No lips-on-the-penis, but a lovely brunch afterwards.
Metafilter: Luca/Nina the Spaz
Metafilter: There's a lot more to it than moving your balls in time.
Metafilter: Whether he knew the song intimately or not, he was moving his balls in time
Metafilter: drowning in fanboy jizz.
Metafilter: the pectoral power to pulverize poofters
Metafilter: the best of not on the web.
MetaFilter: it. Mea culpa.
MetaFilter: just common-whores
Metafilter: the gaze, the voice, excrement, etc.
Metafilter: Post your links for us to piss on.
MetaFilter: Since You're An Asshole (And Rather Dim) I'll Be Leaving The Thread Now
Metafilter: Gently suckling from the teat of a 419 spammer
Metafilter: Your 50,000-watt INTENSIVE CARE UNIT!!!
Metafilter: A giant echo chamber where discourse goes out the window and rants prevail.
Metafilter: link to pictures of male soldiers carrying guns inspires comments about how the soldiers are sexual objects. Hottttt cocks and guns! LOL hurf durf chauvinism! Insert clever drooling emoticon here.
Metafilter: Jump on the WTF Train here.
Metafilter: WANKING
Metafilter: persia is a CIA agent.
MetaFilter: I can't wait until this trend fucking dies
MetaFilter: ruining MetaFilter
Metafilter: quips and boring-ass arguments from an AOL message board ten years ago
MetaFilter: I've been seeing that stuff on walls and fences in the UK for at least twenty years.
MetaFilter: People who happen to not be working during the day
Metafilter: your favorite anything sucks.
Metafilter: Stone the backbiters!
Metafilter: your favorite anything sucks.
Metafilter: Monkeys with condoms.
Metafilter: If there was ever a family that NEEDED to be cursed, reviled and driven weeping and bleeding into the sea to be scourged from human memory and cursed unto the twenty third generation on some Old Testament who the fuck touched my Ark shit more than the Bush dynasty I have yet to see mention of them anywhere.
Metafilter: vanity and chasing after wind.
MetaFilter: Bloody Virgins For Breakfast.
Metafilter: completely without merit
Metafilter: shrivel and die.
Metafilter: just vent a post full of bile
MetaFilter: Kind of par for the course.
MetaFilter: Priding itself on angry authenticity.
MetaFilter: Politeness is not natural.
MetaFilter: A democratic rebellion against the artifice and artfulness of 18th-century conversation.
MetaFilter: Conversation for its own sake.
Metafilter: one holy shit after another.
Metafilter: Jail........ you will get sick.
MetaFilter: insecure in your manhood
Metafilter: A squibidy entity that flaorgs and horimets and that also vosroofgtrifu.
MetaFilter: Bump-bump-bump-bump-bump-BAMP-bemp
MetaFilter: Finding flow in everyday life
MetaFilter: Everybody covered, from Johnny Upstanding to Filo the Philanderer.
MetaFilter: Sumbody is killed on every page and it is terrible xciting.
Metafilter: The Rest of the Web
MetaFilter: I'm thinking of the aristotelian or spinozistic concept of the universe
Metafilter: premature speculation
Metafilter: premature e-speculation
Metafilter: I have given twelve Mickey-Mouse-movies as a present for the Führer at Christmas!
Metafilter: Too early, and you're not going fast enough; too late, and you've gone into a spin.
Metafilter: Stone-aged and primitive
Metafilter: Everything you like we hate
MetaFilter: Water is wet.
MetaFilter: Water is wet.
Metafilter: What a lot of work for such an obviously flawed premise.
metafilter: your favorite web application platform sucks
Metafilter: Your head asplode. Literally!
metafilter: insufferably smug and self-satisfied
MetaFilter: Random schoolyard beatings.
Metafilter: what about the fucking working man
Metafilter: That's not a package - it's luggage!
Metafilter: Ugly yet Cute
Metafilter: You need a thread about insults so as to be vulgar without being self conscious about it.
Metafilter: [1], [2], [3], [4].
Metafilter: Ad hominems in blue.
Metafilter: teaching Americans that you can't drive to Hawaii!
Metafilter: Full Sized Jobbies
Metafilter: Well, fuck, you got me there.
Metafilter: et pluribus unum?
Metafilter: I was just about to go home.
Metafilter: looks like Tina Turner peeing on an electric fence.
Metafilter: The biggest challenge facing the porcine dairy industry
Metafilter: I went so insane I nearly converted to Catholicism.
MetaFilter: no interest in truth, justice or honest debate
MetaFilter: Way to make yourself look like a dumabass.
MetaFilter: This isn't a productive area of discussion.
Metafilter: 108 hours ahead of the rest of the world.
MetaFilter: It may seem frivolous
MetaFilter: WWAtGD?
Metafilter: the ultimate way to unlock the key to maintaining the PHIre of life!
MetaFilter: Like a hammer hits a cataloupe
MetaFilter: not sufficiently prepped by a team of handlers.
MetaFilter: I want a refund :(
MetaFilter: a lot less youngster emo art fag contortions.
Metafilter: a hideous, fire-belching, blood-gurgling demon of indescribable evilness.
MetaFilter: just like sticking stuff up your ass.
MetaFilter: They don't fuck around with their screw tubes.
Metafilter: Melodramatic Monday
Metafilter: Any notion of the simple transmission and reception of messages between individuals is undermined by the over-reliance of language on an overrated logic.
MetaFilter: This should be your link to Death.
MetaFilter: Eyorm paunch pelican.
metafilter: amateur sociolinguistic chav analysis
Metafilter: Suggestion for new Metafilter tag line
Metafilter: new sugestion
Metafilter: no comment from me, i'll leave that to everyone else.
Metafilter: [something witty]
Metafilter: [something not so witty]
MetaFilter: [Wit berating wit]
MetaFilter: Jesus god people these threads are NOT GOOD.
MetaFilter: I think you need to wedge Cthulhu in there somewhere.
MetaFilter: Meta filter.
MetaFilter: Something said earlier in this thread.
Metafilter: Hate must flow freely for the internet to function.
Metafilter: Soothing Deep
MetaFilter: 1, 2, 3. Dude is a freakin' superstar.
Metafilter: lunatics and assholes argue with each other
metafilter: as ghetto as we wannabe
MetaFilter: Everywhere you turn, a penis is staring at you.
MetaFilter: It's been done. Let's move on.
Metafilter: Huh? Huh? How come?
Metafilter: I have bought egg
Metafilter: we rarely stone witches anymore.
Metafilter: "Ja, das is me, Herr BibleDudes."
Metafilter: a perfect storm of bitter assholes
Metafilter: a perfect storm of bitter assholes
Metafilter: Swine penis.
Metafilter: moving the discussion in the correct, namely our, direction.
MetaFilter: The Album. CC-licensed, of course.
Metafilter: 'Cause this is my United States of SHUT UP!
Metafilter: I still stand behind my post, though, irrelevant as it may be.
Metafilter: actual girls?
Metafilter: so many dykes to plug with your typing fingers
Metafilter: $5 says purple is a dude.
Metafilter: So many people whose opinions can be instantly dismissed
MetaFilter: still a bunch of strokers.
Metafilter: Double read this!!!!
Metafilter: If you are afraid your image won't go over well, you are probably right.
Metafilter: Game recognizes game.
Metafilter: The media fabricates stories and meth-amphetamine is bad for your health.
Metafilter: the truthy nuggets of the sublimely informed.
MetaFilter: Also air-breathers, though I don't know their mechanism.
metafilter: a more intellectual version of a mall
Metafilter: We don't know.
Metafilter: a single operator can bung up to 1200 hogs / hour.
Metafilter: respectful discussions about penile skin flaps.
MetaFilter: high fiving for Hitler
Metafilter: small, functionally illiterate, immoral test pilots.
Metafilter: I keep expecting the tongue to come out as some sort of horrible worm creature, but it never happened.
MetaFilter: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Metafilter: Tongue sucking makes me cringe.
Metafilter: It is circular and tenuous, but it passes peer review!
Metafilter: as crazy as trousers full of ferrets.
Metafilter: The "spirituality" link is broken.
Metafilter: Wrong!
Metafilter: Ladi ladi la
Metafilter: I'm sure that you've never used induction to formulate a hyperbolic opinion that ultimately cannot be proven.
MetaFilter: it does NOT cause cancer
Metafilter: An unforgettable suspense, mystery drama.
MetaFilter: the crazed, crafty preparation of the ball snatchers.
Metafilter: Broadswords in a motherfuck'n pit.
MetaFilter: Who am I kidding? I am never really going to close the dork tag.
Metafilter: Would I have to be a total loser to understand this post?
Metafilter: loaded with growth hormone, antibiotics and pus.
Metafilter: Your ice cream sucks.
MetaFilter: exploring the quantitative dimensions of arousal
MetaFilter: Check out our breasts, jonson.
Metafilter: words are exchanged, fists are cocked, cocks are fisted.
Metafilter: headache in my balls
MetaFilter: Being recruited as ideological pawns in these staged battles of mawkish archetypical polarities.
MetaFilter: Being recruited as ideological pawns in these staged battles of mawkish archetypical polarities.
metafilter: Anything even remotely funky in the testicular neighborhood.
metafilter: acres of smooth textual womanflesh?
Metafilter: dropped with ball
metafilter: acres of smooth textual womanflesh?"
Metafilter: mild kudos.
MetaFilter: no haircut is safe
Metafilter: The less attractive one is doing a really good job.
Metafilter: Tainted with Teleology
Metafilter: It's the difference in semen stains and blood stains
Metafilter: reflected plums
Metafilter: this place is not a place of honor
Metafilter: Best shunned and left uninhabited.
metafilter: minus the life-wrecking disaster hat
MetaFilter: I'm inclined to agree with a lot of the stuff he says, but I'd rather not jump on board just because of ideological compatability.
metafilter: your favorite os sucks
MetaFilter: enjoy your victory, you simple motherfucker.
Metafilter: Who doesn't enjoy a tanned, athletic penis?
Metafilter: all of the backwash in one room.
MetaFilter: your smug sarcastic tone etc etc
Metafilter: your favorite variable bitrate audio compression technology sucks.
Metafilter: persecuted and tortured to death. Then they moved to Pennsylvania.
Metafilter: I read it for the articles.
Metafilter: which I guess must be some sort of territorial behavior
Metafilter: boy does it piss off the cat.
Metafilter: An AMV made by an acquaintance!
Metafilter: Best of the Web. And kitties.
Metafilter: Why can't I take a dump right on top?
Metafilter: dismissed by its recipients as a rambling philosophical treatise.
Metafilter: They're gonna have to flush twice.
MetaFilter:Deaf culture has taken an interesting twist. Never mind the issue of lesbian's with kids, which is too emotionally charged anyway. What do we make of people that intend to bring about birth defects? the women cannot be sure whether Gauvin is -- as they hope -- deaf.
Metafilter: The dumbest or funniest thing I have read in a long time.
Metafilter: Kinda creepy. Why are so many of them naked?
Metafilter: young people fall away from the principles of their upbringing and into depraved lifestyles
MetaFilter: Hear me for my cause; and be silent, that you may hear.
Metafilter: You make web stuff for us to poop on.
Metafilter: Let's give guns to monkeys.
Metafilter: There must be a euphemism around here somewhere.
Metafilter: Results in increased hair loss.
Metafilter: You're either with us or with the yoga-doers.
Metafilter: know your meat.
Metafilter: Kind of like Israel, but for idiots.
Metafilter: Blast 'em with a shot of icky bio-ooze!
Metafilter: I don't think you have enough years left in your life to atone for the lies you've told in this thread alone. You gonna burn.
MetaFilter: By not fucking each other, we're not trying to achieve not having children.
Metafilter: resting on its superfluous toes.
Metafilter: now older and sounding like Dad.
Metafilter: you are going to see a lot of people downloading the internet and the website and everything they want
Metafilter: Soon we'll be.. (etc.)
Metafilter: Awesome until the dick in the chicken.
MetaFilter: My fangs are sharp and my eyes are red
Metafilter: Bush brings out the fark in us.
metafilter: snot in the technical sense
metafilter: breast of the web
Metafilter: "Well, I don't know anything about X, but let me tell you about Y."
MetaFilter: Allah is the greatest. Give it to me, give it to me. Allah is the greatest.
Metafilter: the sort of thing that can curdle your man gravy
MetaFilter: a lot of people just talking out of their ass
Metafilter: So the entire purpose of this post is to bash on one guy?
Metafilter: Serial on-field sodomy.
Metafilter: My statement of faith makes people visibly wince.
MetaFilter: group sex by the pool, anyone?
Metafilter: I have a legion of nerds at my disposal prepared to teach you a lesson.
Metafilter: We’ve probably given this bullshit more general circulation than any single other outlet on the internet.
MetaFilter: Holy fuck!
MetaFilter: defend this crappy post.
Metafilter: I wish you'd been born without hands so no one would have to read your stupid posts.
metafilter: a hobby, or at most, a hobby.
Metafilter: At least it's not another 'gay sex at rest stops' expose.
Metafilter: Kicking some real demon butt tonight
Metafilter: running around like a putz = bad.
MetaFilter: I never got no nut shrinkage... They were still the size of eggs.
Metafilter: there's always someone who decides to be a dick
Metafilter: You had it coming you fat whore.
Metafilter: More prone to getting bitch tits.
MetaFilter: Only a noun would verb.
Metafilter: You speak without knowledge.
Metafilter: exploding bathtubs and calling it science
Metafilter: Holy ghost in your slice of toast
Metafilter: So bad, it's actually kind of good.
Metafilter: Just hand over your wallet.
Metafilter: blue smoke and electrical fires in all the right places. It had to be done.
MetaFilter: We have nice things.
MetaFilter: nothing but one big fiesta for illegal aliens and homosexuals.
Metafilter: I think you guys are getting off pretty light with having to scroll your life away.
Metafilter: made my technoweenie hard like rock.
MetaFilter: Allows us to solve the many-body problem.
Metafilter: Pe(t,?)=P8(?) 1-exp - ?(?)t P8(?)
Metafilter: Would make you pop bubblewrap till Doomsday if it ever got its way
metafilter: a colossal waste of time & energy."
Metafilter: Where self-appointed armchair critics take pot shots at artists who are actually qualified to be artists doing artsy things, because it could theoretically screw up their game of US Army Propaganda.
Metafilter: You need to read something that is not tied to your preferred ruling monkey group
Metafilter: Where self-appointed armchair critics take pot shots at artists who are actually qualified to be artists doing artsy things--
Metafilter: antiquities and sexual slaves
Metafilter: the time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time
Metafilter: It's not all better sex techniques.
Metafilter: I don't understnad, hope me
Metafilter: Golf courses aren't flat!
Metafilter: rival gangs of elitists snarking at each other.
Metafilter: Self-reinforcing, navel-gazing insularity
Metafilter: The willing bog roll dabbed against the magnified, magnificent cunt we call celebrity.
Metafilter: The next thing I know the cameras are rolling and I've got my shirt off
Metafilter: Always with the smite.
Metafilter: Where do I get a copy of nutjob.css?
MetaFilter: Bacon of the Beast.
metafilter: interesting but not totally a great read
Metafilter: Nobody and I mean nobody cares about cup holders.
Metafilter: Is this supposed to be a joke or something?
MetaFilter: Surprisingly well-written for... oh, forget it.
Metafilter: Looking for a manual lawn-mower in Da Nang.
Metafilter: a little less jokey editorializing on the front page please.......
Metafilter: It's the last scurrilous refuge of the mendacious.
Metafilter: establishmentarian twerps that bray loudly against imagined encroachments against their hegemony in the name of robotic obedience to various sources of authority.
Metafilter: It's not quite as cool if you have to close one eye to see the effect
MetaFilter: 230 penises and one vagina
MetaFilter: small and sickly eyes may glare and gloat.
Metafilter: Fitzmas gave me blue balls.
Metafilter: Fitzmas gave me blue balls.
Metafilter: No Fitzmas made me ejaculate all over myself
Metafilter: What a pointless post.
Metafilter: Fitzmas gave me blue balls.
Metafilter: Turn up Mot the Hoople and dance, boys
Metafilter: Yet another blemish on the already poxed face of America.
Metafilter: Replaced with 5000 Micrograms of LSD.
Metafilter: americans with a sens of humour will laugh at it
Metafilter: americans with a sens of humour will laugh at it
MetaFilter: One big hipster pissing contest.
Metafilter: choke on a bucket of cocks.
MetaFilter: a freakish fascism run by a delusional cult despot god-king.
Metafilter: Only two clicks in til I saw goatse
MetaFilter: If you can't figure out who the sucker in the game is....
Metafilter: You think you get to dictate software development terms to the other 96.5%
Metafilter: one of these "emergencies" which you were only able to survive due to your giant throbbing stick shift.
Metafilter: Whoa nelly, there's a big cloud of smug in this room!
MetaFilter: Ivory tower, pedantic, hey-look-how-erudite-we-are-but-we-still-know-what-"fun"-is.
MetaFilter: Shielding the children from boners since 1999.
Metafilter: What kind of humorless twat are you?
Metafilter: it's gonna get whacked every now and then.
Metafilter: I want my five bucks back.
Metafilter: Nothing but disregard for Anderson Cooper
metafilter: This isn't actually a genuine web site. It's just a joke
Metafilter: You can shut up and like it
MetaFilter: Group sex, performed by various animal puppets.
Metafilter: narcissistic crap and ugliness, trying to pose as cool
Metafilter: narcissistic crap and ugliness, trying to pose as cool
MetaFilter: This is not nearly as sexy as a panda going extinct
MetaFilter: Focusing narrowly on the one or two things we do know and just assuming that's what was important.
MetaFilter: Focusing narrowly on the one or two things we do know and just assuming that's what was important.Clearly, I have missed the important broader philosophical context of this single-link FPP about a bunny rabbit outrunning an airplane.
Metafilter: I guess I'm an artist, too.
Metafilter: Your asses, our boots.
Metafilter: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Metafilter: the bonobos appear to have a great timekiller.
Metafilter: The new Stile
Metafilter: these comments seem more fitting on fark
MetaFilter: of those craptastic fad humpathons
Metafilter: it doesn't make you gay, is what I am saying.
MetaFilter: It's not all about the pork.
MetaFilter: Taking a kitty away from a kitty.
Metafilter: There is Good Stuff in the noise.
Metafilter: they are not discussing matters that are personally important
Metafilter: Sometimes you guys are just too easy.
Metafilter: by the time you're 80, you just want to die
Metafilter: My, how cynical and jaded we are.
Metafilter: Sentient Meat
metafilter: the meat the the machine?
Metafilter: Go away. Shut up.
MetaFilter: What is this? Should I click on it?
Metafilter: A ridiculous proportion of posts here are by petulant twats
Metafilter: not nearly the difference you'd expect between a horrific hypothetical snack and a widely advertised, commercially available, ready-to-eat food product.
Metafilter: It presents facts and allows us to think for ourselves.
Metafilter: apologies for our deviant elements.
Metafilter: a tiny hairless mole just left of your anus.
Metafilter: shrill, addicted to psychodrama and the cultivation of outrage, and not very useful or effective.
Metafilter: shrill, addicted to psychodrama and the cultivation of outrage, and not very useful or effective.
Metafilter: no one in the MSM will ever see this nonsense except in the context of mockery.
Metafilter: rally for the faithful.
Metafilter: It's possible to be complex and deep and use big words without also being a jerk about it.
Metafilter: Your favorite band sucks broke up.
Metafilter: The people who are not reading it won't give a shit.
MetaFilter: shrill, addicted to psychodrama and the cultivation of outrage, and not very useful or effective. dios's second comment remains.
MetaFilter: your proboscis of concern
Metafilter: I was sooo looking forward to a shoe made of actual flesh.
Metafilter: The best in Unscience.
Metafilter: a couple of over educated soccer moms going at it
Metafilter: Nice bicker grenade, though.
Metafilter: Jesus Christ isn't my personal lord and savior.
Metafilter: with ephemeral, if not often nugatory, results.
Metafilter: The Monthly Newsletter.
Metafilter: The fine line between eating pussy and playing house.
MetaFilter: one big, undifferentiated squatting mass.
Metafilter: This causes fecal stagnation.
metafilter: its getting old.
MetaFilter: The web makes it possible.
Metafilter: Fun, therapeutic and can expel the hard-to-reach feces
metafilter: shut the fuck up you gimp-humping nunshitter
Metafilter: It's not a truck.
MetaFilter: Just Wait for the Idiots To Die Off
Metafilter: As Cheese Is To Thursday
metafilter: authentic.
MetaFilter: rococo melismatic rodomontade
Metafilter: These sabres, they vibrate?
MetaFilter: members bitching and moaning.
Metafilter: Folding you through the 9th dimension.
Metafilter: With only you and what I've found, we'll wear the weary hours down.
Metafilter: Best of the Half-Assed Crackpot Badly Researched Metaphysical Credulous Pap.
MetaFilter: I didn't see any pyroboy but this was interesting
Metafilter: Stuff you saw three days ago everywhere else
metafilter:Viral marketing via outrage.
Metafilter: Stupid and Offensive.
Metafilter: Why is Aimee Mann so angry?
MetaFilter: a hand on the pulse of liberal outrage.
Metafilter: You un-verb that right fucking now.
Metafilter: You do not want to miss getting laid. I promise.
Metafilter: Seldom is one's mind changed on significant issues, and rarer still via an online discussion.
Metafilter: It's the Leopard's Kidneys!
Metafilter: To balance the stupid.
MetaFilter: Diced meat up their asses on thursdays.
MetaFilter: no posts and 4 comments
Metafilter: not the fist up your arse.
Metafilter: You are either singing to the choir, or taunting the enemy.)
MetaFilter: I didn't crash into members of the Tonga royalty
Metafilter: Our front lawn is covered in happy Italians.
Metafilter: I am imagining comments about family, young relatives, goats, and excrement...
Metafilter: twee little graphics and swoopy colours
Metafilter: essentially calling for heads on pikes since 1999.
metafilter: What's the argument here?
MetaFilter: Witty language used to convey insults or scorn
Metafilter: You can hear God laughing, “Swim, you bitches, swim!”
Metafilter: "If you'll notice, I'm kin to myself."
MetaFilter: a fascinating series of Japanese toilet training videos.
MetaFilter: Hilary is going to clinch the nomination and then lose the election in '08.
Metafilter: Where sleep is the new sex and we all have insomnia.
Metafilter: the solarp lexus of the nation.
Metafilter: The 9 without tits.
Metafilter: The 9 with a bunch of dicks.
MetaFilter: "a bunch of self-serving, self-congratulatory niches."
Metafilter: the land of slavering dorks.
MetaFilter: The whole thing is very lazily done.
Metafilter: not cutting any other kinds of fundies slack either!
Metafilter: Not really a snuff portal.
metafilter: you copulated profusely with it's diseased corpse while riding some kind of giant Ferris wheel of shark-jumping, donkey-butt sucking festival of unrelenting crapulence.
Metafilter: too much power and shred, not enough flow and soulride.
MetaFilter: John Fahey - American Primitive Guitar
MetaFilter: I came for the links, I stayed for the catjunk.
Metafilter: The Seven Year Bitch
Metafilter: English, motherfucker. Do you speak its?
Metafilter: I'm by no means a democracy fetishist.
Metafilter: everything even a tiny bit cool is shit.
MetaFilter: It's Hot in the Summertime
Metafilter: We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.
Metafilter: Jesus fuckin' duh on a popsicle stick.
Metafilter: I always root against the heterosexual.
MetaFilter: Fuck of losers.
Metafilter: The world is STUPID.
MetaFilter: a little spanking on their little bottoms, shorts down, bare hand.
MetaFilter: They probably turned into pure energy.
Metafilter: MeFi readers who stand by while this man has sex
MetaFilter: Have FPP, will snark.
Metafilter: Russia's big and so is China
MetaFilter: it is now mandatory that a mefite shit upon each thread
Metafilter: Yes it does, you smarmy fuck.
MetaFilter: Get thee to a nunnery.
Metafilter: Beats the Fuck Out of Tajikistan.
MetaFilter: Just blow warm truth up my ass.
MetaFilter: more than mere pornography with price quotes
Metafilter: when you open up the site to contributions, you are opening up the site to shitty writing.
MetaFilter: how's it feel to be a cowardly, shit-bag, apologist for butchers and murderers?
MetaFilter: Made from tomato-like substances that produce their own pesticides, IN YOU.
MetaFilter: It's not a real ride until someone has tried to kill me
MetaFilter: unfamiliar with the concept of the rhetorical question
Metafilter: what a bunch of pretentious bitches
Metafilter: snark hunts on a nightly basis
Metafilter: snark hunts on a nightly basis
Metafilter: Best of the Web Complaining that my five dollars are worth more than this shit, since 1999 (tm)...
Metafilter: Hot Nerd-on-Nerd Action
Metafilter: full blown people, not mattress holes.
Metafilter: The Cocnept of Search Engines.
Metafilter: Am I fucking wrong?
Metafilter: You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.
Metafilter: OK then.
MetaFilter: Some of these are criminally stupid. Others, pleasantly funny. Odd.
MetaFilter: 97 RSS feed of posts by quonsar posts and 7619 comments
Metafilter: pounding on those pigs until bedtime.
Metafilter: I for one welcome that symbol^ as completely acceptable.
Metafilter: neither creative nor odd
MetaFilter: some esoteric moral higher ground, right?
Metafilter: a temperature above 0 Kelvin
Metafilter: I had no idea it had been robbed by clowns.
Metafilter: They'll kiss you, they'll kill you, you'll know where you stand.
Metafilter: witticism
Metafilter: Non Sequitur Phrase That Sounds Funny But Has Only Tangential Connection to FPP
Metafilter: flashlights fleshlights and dicks.
MetaFilter: Your Favorite Band Is Not a Genius
Metafilter: Retards In Area
MetaFilter: shame on y'all
Metafilter: They paved paradise and put up a snarking lot.
Metafilter: It's not going to be Lord of the Rings, but then, most websites don't have to be.
Metafilter: caused me to poop in my chair
Metafilter: Not to get all jonmc on your ass or anything
Metafilter: keep the humans alive for food.
Metafilter: A complete surprise to the staff.
Metafilter: You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid or it.
Metafilter: I hate you, and I hate the band you like!
MetaFilter: falling prey to the Arab propaganda machine.
MetaFilter: falling prey to the Arab propaganda machine.
Metafilter: I'm not a nuclear scientiest ...
MetaFilter: 1.21 Gigawatts: The Power of Love.
MetaFilter: Your favorite eschatology sucks!
MetaFilter: Necrophilia may not be okay.
MetaFilter: Your favorite belief system sucks? lol
Metafilter: Suck it, greatest generation.
Metafilter: trusting the web to Hobo Joe in his Bible Shack to "fix" things
Metafilter: DON'T TOUCH IT.
MetaFilter: You can't take anything said seriously.
Metafilter: If I knew what I was doing, I would have baked a cake.
Metafilter: good and useful, and can survive a bit of pranking. (... just don't tempt Colbert to do it!)
metafilter: from 9/11 to the Nazis in 18 posts.
Metafilter: Different day, same gazebo
MetaFilter: passive aggressive load dumping
Metafilter: Gbalf Xozmn Ram Rqzyk
Metafilter: the horrible and multitudinous jizz-worms of doom.
MetaFilter: Like, things and... things goin' on.
Metafilter: Things and THINGS going on
MetaFilter: Too bad the endless site text is pedantic/satanic/inannic
MetaFilter: some at this site thing this lame
metafilter: lives at home and does not have a girlfriend.
Metafilter: the cushion on the Dipshit Chair
MetaFilter: The empty, soulless, and desperate business of marketing boobs.
Metafilter: We start with a point
Metafilter: the movie!
Metafilter: the movie!
Metafilter: the movie!
Metafilter: As if you've learned something, but you haven't, and most of it is wrong.
Metafilter: Are you people even familiar with Wikipedia?
MetaFilter: Probably hacked by Lamont.
Metafilter: Also, it was the blogofascists!
MetaFilter: the cesspool of unbridled partisanship
MetaFilter: If he only knew to what degree he's boring me!
MetaFilter: Sedating Your Inner Kittycat
MetaFilter: Drinking the WHOLE Frisbee.
Metafilter: that toilet's gettin' a workout, ain'it?
MetaFilter: Many of the intelligent people reading this post will agree with me without hesitation.
Metafilter: My source is the internet from last year
MetaFilter: all talk, no walk.
MetaFilter: is the fat one on the left.
Metafilter: Pitching to Gimpy
Metafilter: Here's a cool dress you can make
Metafilter: no shortage of dickheads. Or guns.
Metafilter: no shortage of dickheads. Or guns."
Metafilter: 8212;and probably did8212;was bound to fail.
Metafilter: a disgustingly overused blue-green transfer look.
Metafilter: all video all the time! Reading's for chumps!
Metafilter: a scandal within the Harry Potter fanfic world; scientists use Harry Potter to teach genetics.
MetaFilter: [what fleacircus said]
Metafilter: I just made a cell phone while applying hair gel to my head. Is this why I am forcefully exploding, or is it the Gatoade? Thanks in advance.
MetaFilter: Flaccid Niggaz.
Metafilter: not in this one either.
MetaFilter: keeping the world safe for bean dip.
MetaFilter: Whistle with disproportionate phallus
Metafilter: Won't somebody please think of the chickens?
MetaFilter: "Wow! 20 centimeters!"
Metafilter: needs a comfy chair, a coffee, and a couple of bong hits.
MetaFilter: This isn't Fark.
Metafilter: Until someone has to go pee.
MetaFilter: All The Guys In Here Are Three-Legged.
Metafilter: Yoking the muse.
Metafilter: It sees through its scenario to a satisfying conclusion.
Metafilter: An Ode to Hitler's Guardian Angel.
Metafilter: Make yourself feel better by making someone else feel worse
Metafilter: Make yourself feel better by making someone else feel worse
MetaFilter: know the rest.
MetaFilter: Roll that s—t, light that s—t, smoke that s—t.
Metafilter: shrieking through their blowholes and listening to the echoes
MetaFilter: probably paying for it anyway
Metafilter: I really can't believe this is a thread on Metafilter.
Metafilter: Not really.
MetaFilter: the sordid world of Internet chatter
MetaFilter: Just Go To YouTube.
Metafilter: Why is there so much of it?
MetaFilter: maybe I just live in a blue fantasyland.
MetaFilter: Mad about Muppets
MetaFilter: Mu.
Metafilter: Something that Robert Plant would use to wipe the sweat off his ass before fucking a goat.
MetaFilter: Lots of annoying commentary. Registration required.
Metafilter: much ado about nothing</preemptive>
MetaFilter: dimwits bullshitting one another.
Metafilter: Two Dudes ...
Metafilter: Thirty-Five Dudes (So Far) Strokin' It
Metafilter: Slack jawed rubes drive around in circles.
MetaFilter: Not Safe For Anyone Who Doesn't Want To See A Monkey Eating His Own Splooge
MetaFilter: Some kind of warning would be nice.
Metafilter: Web of the best.
Metafilter: These urinals are beautiful, but they're also hilarious!
MetaFilter: Policing duality since 1997.
Metafilter: Someone's going to do the tagline thing [...] aren't they
Metafilter: If I don't like something, it must suck.
MetaFilter: this site now officialy sucks?
Metafilter: That was always the best part for me until I lost some hair.
MetaFilter: Easy on the smart.
MetaFilter: It may look striking. But people hate reading it.
MetaFilter: 0 to cocksucker in under a minute.
Metafilter: Yes, it's YouTube. They all are.
metafilter: conclusions that are driven more by their ideology than by evidence.
MetaFilter: acerbic cynicism is the way of things
Metafilter: Generic Manifesto
Metafilter: The real tragedy here is the going price for marijuana.
MetaFilter: I can pretend my black & white viewpoint belongs in the blue & white.
Metafilter: Golly, I can say obvious stuff too!
Metafilter: as jittery -- nevermind.
Metafilter: On the drip.
MetaFilter: As mindblastingly fun as it is to laugh at people
Metafilter: Shut up, Dios.
Metafilter: The kid keeps eating the candy bar even while his throat is being slashed.
MetaFilter: it was a complicated process but, y'know, we'll leave some mystery to that
MetaFilter: Hour after hour of nothing more than people arguing.
Metafilter: I served in a war and not to read asses like you with your crazed remarks.
Metafilter: you are murdering me by tiny increments and I take you out.
Metafilter: It could probably be demolished by a single well-considered Nietzschean epigram.
Metafilter: [PALY]
MetaFilter: I wouldn't be so judgmental, if I were some of you.
Metafilter: You get called out when you're talking out of your ass. Not just on Metafilter
Metafilter: what a joke coming from MetaFilter
Metafilter: even its staunchest supporters admit is a total sausage fest
Metafilter: In short: Go ahead and try it, motherfucker.
Metafilter: Confined to prostitutes and adulteresses
Metafilter: Breaking up home life and the old practice of visiting friends
Metafilter: Trash, chaff, or poison
Metafilter: Gone far to blast maidenhood
Metafilter: Opening the door to dildo prom dresses.
Metafilter: some mystical bullshit mechanism.
Metafilter: Seizing on and analyzing slapdash comments and authoritatively answering rhetorical questions.
MetaFilter: More unimaginable.
MetaFilter: who fucking cares?
metafilter: why the left loses elections.
Metafilter: Going where no snark has gone before
Metafilter: a bunch of angry internet people.
Metafilter: blahblahs" possibilities in the comments alone makes this worthy.
Metafilter: another cynical snark at bloggers!
Metafilter: I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Metafilter: Exposing your ignorance to the rest of the world.
MetaFilter: 50% ads for 'escorts', 20 pages of full-page ads for mediocre music at nightclubs, 15 pages of reviews of okay local bands, 5 pages of theatre reviews, 1 page of a gay guy talking about being gay, four comics, and a half-page of sarcastic commentary on news somewhere near the front.
Metafilter: Your favorite band sucks even more in cross-genre covers.
Metafilter: This thread is depressing.
Metafilter: your favorite band's fans suck.
Metafilter: Your favorite band sucks even more in cross-genre covers.
Metafilter: your favorite band's fans suck.
MetaFilter: you suck
Metafilter: just a bunch of fan wankboy bulldada.
Metafilter: your favorite social system sucks, you capitalist running dog.
Metafilter: 42% English, 38% French, 15% le rest van de UE tonguen und 5% mixed fantasia mots out from Latin, unlikely-old-Greek et mucho rude Italian jurones.
Metafilter: the artistic act is a piratical gesture.
MetaFilter: I imagine you naked.
MetaFilter: Devastated Like Hiroshima
MetaFilter: I wish you would die. Why don't you die?
Metafilter: Trafficking in abstractions is not the same as thinking...
Metafilter: You should have known that was going to be a lose-lose situation.
Metafilter: Stay-at-home fatladies
MetaFilter: There is no free lunch. We are all doomed.
MetaFilter: mild annoyance to spare
Metafilter: Stabbed In The Chest | Stabbed In The Face | Stabbed In The Leg | Stabbed In The Neck
Metafilter: Instead of briefly offending six people at a meeting, you have the chance to enrage thousands.
Metafilter: you can't tell a dead man to stop feeding his children to fuckin' alligators.
Metafilter: "Please forgive me for being chosen by God."
Metafilter: It's not made by great men.
Metafilter: There's no "I" in "mob-rule."
Metafilter: posted over and over and over again.
Metafilter: trust me, I've tried to teach it.
MetaFilter: cave hermit MY ASS!
MetaFilter: Descriptions are for old people.
Metafilter: you all come out to complain.
Metafilter: I will not take that [free] thing from your hand.
Metafilter: Memorializing Hyperreality.
Metafilter: Cortex teaches French to pig; wastes time and annoys pig.
Metafilter: if you’ve come here, you are one of the select few who have achieved a level of sweetness so unmatched, it should be trademarked.
MetaFilter: "churning" its own "butter" since 1999.
Metafilter: "Knock Knock."
Metafilter: "Barack Obama"
Metafilter: "Barack Obama Yo Mama."
Metafilter: pedant patent pending
Metafilter: Hypocrite! This is the most contemptible political trick since the beginning of time. He is blatantly pandering to the kitten vote in November. Where will all this kitty-love go after the elections? You know he is going to veto Lamont's universal health care for cats bill. What about all the Iraqi kitties killed in American air strikes? Impeach Bush now!
Metafilter: Hypocrite!
Metafilter: Hypocrite!
Metafilter: Everything sucks in at least one way, and that way is all that matters.
Metafilter: Getting irked at just about every comment
Metafilter: at best, a colossal waste of time.
Metafilter: Tired Taglines" with a bunny?
Metafilter: If this is the best of the web then I am a horse with a canteloupe for a head.
Metafilter: I'm a sucker multicolored for vertical bars.
Metafilter: Ooh! I get to tell my severed head story!
MetaFilter: YouTube, in German but with moustached rubber ducks.
MetaFilter: That was a stupid comment.
MetaFilter: I totally searched it. With a button.
MetaFilter: The snarky meme.
Metafilter: a veritable lolocaust.
Metafilter: Burma-Shave signs
MetaFilter: home of the surrealistic non-sequitur
Metafilter: I'm not gay or anything, but this video clip makes my penis all confused over Olbermann.
MetaFilter: Like being bitten to death by ducks.
Metafilter: Going Down the Toilet
Metafilter: Remember, if you feel faint or light headed, that means your just not working hard enough.
Metafilter: Balderdash, poppycock, or horsefeathers, or all three?
MetaFilter: black-hearted little shits.
Metafilter: This isn't motherfucking Fark.
Metafilter: They can puff up and shit.
Metafilter: It is our desire to develop and generate the revolving scheme to filter to the consuming public in."
Metafilter: The problem was that the information, gleaned from the Internet, was false.
Metafilter: heart palpitations and other bodily effects above and beyond the ordinary "hey, that tickles!"
Metafilter: Wow!!! Amazingly, web site has become a true technological acheivement.
Metafilter: My goodness, does everyone ' s life revolve inside the internet?
Metafilter: Stop getting your news from the Drudge Report
MetaFilter: 'If there was no stiffy, the prosecution is iffy!'
MetaFilter: It's the kind of crap that comes out of a precocious and moody sixteen year old kid's mouth.
Metafilter: People with vaginas are fucked in the head
Metafilter: We don't march up and down the street demanding anybody be deported for wanting to impale their adult baby on a double-headed butt-plug.
metafilter: sitting in the seat of mockers
Metafilter: Missionary position only, and none of that funny stuff
Metafilter: a cup and some shinguards, and hungry for human flesh
Metafilter: Where Mr. T has been discussed many times before.
MetaFilter: Respectfully disagree with
Metafilter: Labels. Philosophies. Nouns.
Metafilter: I was just trying for a new Metafilter tagline.
Metafilter: a simulation in the key of irony.
Metafilter: who fucken cares
MetaFilter: nothing but a dream, determination, and millions of loyal, consummate killers riding behind you.
Metafilter: Makes bingley-bingley noises.
Metafilter: Went down to Alabama and stole one of your women, who came back to Canada with it and recently produced a hybrid North American.
MetaFilter: "Watch me take my round, pink pill ...and not care."
Metafilter: who cares what the real story is.
Metafilter: who cares what the real story is.
Metafilter: you guys are certainly a bit harsh on new people to this site.
Metafilter: Why am I even here?
MetaFilter: Shit Sandwich Appetizer.
Metafilter: People being goofballs.
Metafilter: ignore it and it will go away.
Metafilter: the leading provider of YouTube videos of kids lighting farts on fire
Metafilter: Monitoring the dildonic menace since 1999TM
Metafilter: a mix of Shaolin and Street Fighter II
Metafilter: That bunch could fuck up a cup of coffee.
Metafilter: The water does not stop it!
Metafilter: Please do not defecate on our floors
Metafilter: a turd on the sidewalk that everyone has to step around.
MetaFilter: slaughtering chickens or churning butter
Metafilter: skilled gay polyglots
MetaFilter: death, fear, fire
Metafilter: Our society is doing pretty well despite the lack of joined up letters.
MetaFilter: It's not a logical rule (even if it does make light saber like sounds in your head when you use it).
Metafilter: your favorite fantasy land social system sucks
metafilter:colon consolation prize. Astro Zombie gets some hookers and blow for his joke, and a frog of ambiguous gender because I can't figure out which side of this argument he's really on.
Metafilter: Some folks just enjoy a nice safe rage.
MetaFilter: First prize, yellow cock
Metafilter: nothing here besides pretension, half-witted irony, and some vague anti-capitalist notions
Metafilter: linguistic libertarianism to grammar fascism
Metafilter: "I might have been a billionaire."
Metafilter: blurring the line between serious observation and snarky comment one thread at a time.
Metafilter: it can seem as if they don't have lives because they often post just minutes after whatever event they're commenting on occurs.
MetaFilter: on TV, all you can do is lurk.
Metafilter: Haters of my new girlfriend.
Metafilter: Shit ain't suppossed to make sense and it never will.
Metafilter: Like some Amish kid snorting coke for the first time
metafilter: I love these polyramas
MetaFilter: I'm always learning new things. I had no doubt Trotsky was killed with an icepick until I read this post. Now I am faced with the task of vigorous introspection.
MetaFilter: This discussion sucks. Too many white people
MetaFilter: Not as funny as it used to be.
MetaFilter: Not as funny as it used to be.
Metafilter: fewer cracks for these guys to
Metafilter: The home of intelligent discourse.
MetaFilter: fuck your ilk
MetaFilter: filled up with all kind o' nasty undigested meat and cancer and crap.
Metafilter:..." lines in there...
Metafilter: What special world do you live in where words are defined by the idiosyncratic personal interpretation of their morphological content, not the commonly accepted understanding of the word's denotation?
metafilter: constructed from advanced "metamaterials"
MetaFilter: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos
Metafilter: J150,000 of the smartest, best-trained, smoothest-talking, most culturally-sensitive people in the world, making little difference.
Metafilter: Grabbing fearfully at your crotch
Metafilter: Don't worry, it's just a soybean paste.
MetaFilter: My god, that's a lot of semen.
Metafilter: About a quart.
Metafilter: About a quart low, I'd say.
MetaFilter: that googling guy
Metafilter: neural mainline turned me blue
MetaFilter: blah blah blah ontological.
Metafilter: And then there were five...
Metafilter: the collective fellations of the digerati.
MetaFilter: Warning: Fiddle tunes!
Metafilter: Um....Duh?
Metafilter: to amplify the hatred of the haters."
MetaFilter: Sometimes we have a feeling of complete hopelessness.
Metafilter: Is this to be an empathy test?
MetaFilter: Just another tired trend.
Metafilter: gosh, you've got some really nice toys here.
MetaFilter: finest quality, superior workmanship.
MetaFilter: I'm so happy that was left out.
METAFILTER: I subscribe to all of the same rss feeds you do.
MetaFilter: This bullshit isn't going to stop
Metafilter: Log off and kill yourself.
Metafilter: worthless without before/aft pictures.
Metafilter: The comments can fix crap posts.
Metafilter: Not everything needs a big veiny cock in the middle of it.
Metafilter: Dang, that is good cochicken!
Metafilter: We don't wait no fucking 17 years.
Metafilter: Actually, no, it's not. Actually, yes it is.
Metafilter: the baby Jesus cries and Osama bin Laden lights up a fat doobie comprising the dried organs of dead servicemen!
metafilter: ear bleach
MetaFilter: BOOBIES!
MetaFilter: BOOBIES!
MetaFilter: BOOBIES!
MetaFilter: Elephants are bigger in person!
Metafilter: gasping puss and cheddar
Metafilter: The bust of the web.
metafilter: buttering the Great Cosmic Muffin so you don't have to
Metafilter: About the links, not the discussion.
MetaFilter: uncanny similarities between JFK and Abraham Lincoln!
MetaFilter: Bullshit candybar.
MetaFilter: A Sofa Of Small Birds Who Agree With Lesbians
MetaFilter: This is why I stopped reading MetaFilter.
Metafilter: It produces a lot of useless verbiage, this comment included
MetaFilter: Since 2004, I thought american people are so stupid but know they are just bunch of mother fuckers and also ham
Metafilter: it's the actual physical separation that causes problems.
MetaFilter: Meh.
Metafilter: Even Jesus has a smelly anus.
Metafilter: bending the world to the will of its collective consciousness somehow.
MetaFilter: Simplistic, overbearing crapola.
Metafilter: Just pawn in game of life.
MetaFilter: I'm just kind of amazed we're giving this rather pedestrian event such attention.
Metafilter: Some degree of acidity should be assumed.
MetaFilter: usual load of bitchy bitch here.
Metafilter: somehow that Flash cartoon seemed funnier late last night after a few drinks.
MetaFilter: No Burning Rivers of Lard
MetaFilter: Yearning for freedom and sleeping with whores.
Metafilter: I don't feel that I am a better person for having watched that.
Metafilter: cryptic and porny -who could ask for more?
Metafilter: Your favourite magician sucks.
Metafilter: Guided By Comments
Metafilter: There's a little bit of moron in each and every one of us.
Metafilter: kind of a very, very long cat.
MetaFilter: A lot of people there are extremely upset.
metafilter: your favorite band sucks" snowclone.
Metafilter: I'm not even gonna read the comments, I'm just gonna spout off.
metafilter: some crazy booze-fueled snogfest.
Metafilter: Very Apocalypse-In-A-Cereal-Box
Metafilter: Lame, unless someone explains it to me.
Metafilter: Lame, unless someone explains it to me.
MetaFilter: 44 RSS feed of posts by bardic posts and 3766 comments
MetaFilter: the art of demotivating others.
Metafilter: Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f***ing fork up your ass
MetaFilter: That's what happens when you interrupt the white man, don't you know?
Metafilter: Guilty when found innocent.
MetaFilter: BF Skinner would be proud.
MetaFilter: Man, tough crowd.
MetaFilter: Best Advertising for a Television Show On The Web
MetaFilter: Best Advertising for a Television Show On The Web
Metafilter: Is there one where she has Margaret Thatcher ambling along with the Seven Dwarfs or shall we just chalk that one up to halucinations? : >
Metafilter: The new hotness in the post-hipster Grass-House wave a decade from now, but probably not.
MetaFilter: Vertebrates getting pwnz0red
Metafilter: cancer... it's better than nothing.
MetaFilter: first with breaking news.
Metafilter: as barbaric and ruthless as your most hostile critics have claimed.
MetaFilter: The best strategy would be to move away from the laptop, quickly.
Metafilter: The Divided States of United Lies!
MetaFilter: Wookiees--->Asian maids.
Metafilter: very stupid links to very stupid sites about very stupid things done by very stupid kids.
Metafilter: If I've ever seen a single page worth of information that just screams for some Java based interactiveability, this is it.
Metafilter: five dollars of terrible."
MetaFilter: The Worst of the Web.
Metafilter: the user submitted content solution.
Metafilter: the user submitted content solution.
MetaFilter: Grumpy Old Men in D Minor.
Metafilter: a bunch of people trying to be funny on top of a blue background
MetaFilter: Linked the penis.
MetaFilter: a gigantic struggle between strength and weakness, an eternal victory of the strong over the weak.
Metafilter:very small ones. But they're kinda hairy
Metafilter: a horse Nuremberg rally
metafilter: puerile jackassery
MetaFilter: a rapid uncontrolled over pressurization.
Metafilter: Damned for insufficient adoration of Quonsar.
Metafilter: Can draw out the coarseness like pus
MetaFilter: I'm not making any claims about your position.
MetaFilter: A butt/vagina theory is also good.
MetaFilter: 90% of everything is crap
Metafilter: Off-topic foolishness, reinforced daily!
Metafilter: smug.
MetaFilter: Kosem's Traditional Qaawwali Performances from Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
metafilter: not being a moron is the basis
Metafilter: Not as good as that blog about buttons.
MetaFilter: I wish I knew how to quit you.
MetaFilter: "polluted with ... dense smug."
Metafilter: No, I'm not talking about Metafilter.
Metafilter: Involves a group of immortal intellectuals.
Metafilter: I have seen the future and it doesn't work.
Metafilter: why hubris tends to get a bad rap.
MetaFilter: Feed the voracious maw of the never-satisfied golf industry
Metafilter: Directing you to youtube since 1901
Metafilter: We're all alright!
MetaFilter: It doesn’t mean anything more than catatonics babbling and drooling in a mental institution.
Metafilter: Necessities for a car.
MetaFilter: Rubbished the Idea as "Parliamentary Adventurism."
Metafilter: when the rubber hits the bat.
Metafilter: As it stands though, you sounds like a wanker.
Metafilter: Buy Microsoft!
Metafilter: Cynical apocalypse.
Metafilter: that burgeoning tumescence in your breeches
Metafilter: It's your mother.
Metafilter: Without exception, the greatest story of all time.
Metafilter: Are there mohels for dogs?
Metafilter: Your favorite female comedian sucks
Metafilter: You jackin' it?
MetaFilter: Warning Bong. The Lizard Goes Crazy.
Metafilter: Your sex will never be as good as the sex we're having.
Metafilter: The Gateway Internets.
Metafilter: This is a bit MetaTalky, isn't it?
Metafilter: Metametatalky.
MetaFilter: Mildly Metempsychotic
Metafilter: because some audience loves a convenient target of outrage so that they are distracted from their own misery and are suggested they can feel slightly superior.
Metafilter: I for one would not desire greater sensitivity on the glans.
Metafilter: It's not exactly a bastion of tolerance and wisdom.
Metafilter: I have no idea what that means; I just like how it sounded.
Metafilter: Turns out it's what they used instead of toilet paper in the future
MetaFilter: Gladly giving tit to any dorky stranger--as long as he's Jewish.
Metafilter: best of the gif
Metafilter: Authentic Mediocrity™
Metafilter: You could've been replaced by a dildo duct-taped to a two-by-four.
MetaFilter: What happens when people stop being lovable retards and start getting real.
MetaFilter: So ball-shrivellingly bad, you'll wish you were in your deskchair jerking it.
Metafilter: We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast
Metafilter: Yea, we got $5 bucks from HENRY ROLLINS
Metafilter: i just favorited MY OWN GOD DAMN COMMENT
Metafilter: Everything every one of us says amounts to a hill of crap
Metafilter: I'm getting tons of really fascinating comments!
Metafilter: an exhibition of young children drinking from crazy straws.
Metafilter: Yesterday horrible horrible turds
MetaFilter: Doesn't smell like Toddfuck.
Metafilter: your newsletter.
MetaFilter: I've skimmed it
metafilter: real Jihadist mockery.
MetaFilter: What a bunch of bosons.
MetaFilter: What a bunch of bosons.
MetaFilter: Got Ilk?
Metafilter: "A free thinker is Satan’s bitch."
MetaFilter: It's Lincoln-Douglas debate crossed with trench warfare and served with a choice of bile or spleen.
Metafilter: tedious and banal and fucking boring
Metafilter: spotted to the strap of Begezzus.
MetaFilter: Fuck you and your chocolates.
MetaFilter: Thermite and other experiments. Because of this I am surprised at the reaction in this case: now, I'm British, so I'm writing as an outsider, but isn't this to do with the context (jock football game, not geek lab) rather than the actual event (social and educational activity encouraging young people to work, learn and be socialised comes with a low level of risk)?
Metafilter: a riddle, the answer to which is the collar.
Metafilter: eat a fucking chicken sandwich
metafilter: harry potter and the...
metafilter: harry potter and the...
metafilter: I left the forum last night feeling as if I had done a disservice to ferrets
Metafilter: Your favorite movie is a rip-off of my favorite movie
Metafilter: I'm sorry, I'm supposed to trust a community to tell me what is relevant and what isn't. What an amazingly stupid idea.
MetaFilter: who gives a fuck what you think?
Metafilter: hypocrites
MetaFilter: Your hella is damn near palatable.
Metafilter: Guys, Gals, and Giggle Juice
Metafilter: Hate-the-U.S. Foreign Ingrates
Metafilter: The Latest Poaching Ground of the Violent Homosexual
Metafilter: Why Normal People Commit Suicide
Metafilter: See what some anonymous dweeb thinks of a site
MetaFilter: MetaFilter.
Metafilter: this ain’t school.)
Metafilter: it's not like he just went back in time to help Hitler or something.
Metafilter: See what some anonymous dweeb thinks of a site
Metafilter: a half baked patch of hype and hope.
MetaFilter: Your favorite philosopher is irrelevant.
MetaFilter: One Ejaculate Sample From a Bull Can Inseminate 500 Or More Dairy Cattle
MetaFilter: Droppin steamers in music threads will never go out of style.
Metafilter: as a whole, unable to reach alan.spaulding's level of sustained informed discourse
metafilter: You can be conversant and legally unconscious.
Metafilter: "I have put all I know about Boredom. I dedicate it to those who don't like me."
MetaFilter: MetaFiltre
Metafilter: A bunch of shabby, time-worn jokes, with shiny spots that reflect the poster's discomfort and unease.
Metafilter: How far can it be to go from a cartoon rabbit to sex with a man?
Metafilter: The painful part is the penis torture.
MetaFilter: like a fist in the anus.
Metafilter: quin=metal pig
Metafilter: We're not playing grab-ass anymore.
Metafilter: All in all it's somply a series of mistakes, but quite disturbing/funny nonetheless.
MetaFilter: a fabulous impersonation of inarticulate stupidity
Metafilter: it's a Rorschach test for Asperger's.
Metafilter: This Place Is Going To The Dogs, Why When I Was Your Age, They Don't Make Them Like They Used To, &c.
MetaFilter: Collectively, we're quite the idiots.
Metafilter: Let them say of these next two years: We used our time well.
MetaFilter: Controversy for controversy's sake.
Metafilter: I liked the part with the rabbits.
MetaFilter: Shut up. People need their funny spiders.
Metafilter: yonipositive.
MetaFilter: deeply committed to the possibilities of LSD as a universal cure-all.
MetaFilter: best of the Fleshbot.
Metafilter: Ringed muscle gateway to the scatalogical.
metafilter: another left-wing echo chamber.
metafilter:everyone involved in the situation is being pretty reasonable
Metafilter: why compound the problem with more stupitidy?
Metafilter: expect near-daily posts
Metafilter: unnatural love for Crunchie bars
Metafilter: smells like spleen spirit
MetaFilter: Seahorses Of Slaughter!
Metafilter: I had hoped to parlay it into a job; instead I got a lot of MySpace "friends."
Metafilter: Anyway, moving on.
MetaFilter: Awake and Receptive
Metafilter: They post into Nirvana and have turned their futility into a productive force.
MetaFilter: The Nihilist Impulse.
Metafilter: It's as plain as the nose on your race.
Metafilter: Here, let me cut your throat for you! Or you cut mine!
Metafilter: the ENTIRE SYDNEY RETICULATED SEWERAGE SYSTEM floating isolated in space, with the tip one of its specialized sucker tentacles ATTACHED FIRMLY TO HIS ARSE
Metafilter: they don't want Zinn, they want zalvation.
Metafilter: The Home of Challenge Pissing
MetaFilter: I like syrup on my sausage)
Metafilter: "WWWIIIILLLLLIAM!!!"
metafilter: My dad is violently buttfucking me without vaseline.
Metafilter: I am definitely more informed about more things than probably anyone I know.
Metafilter: are you drunk or something? this is just a waste of everyone's time.
Metafilter: I saw it on Boing Boing yesterday.
MetaFilter: Busy Searching the Deep Regions
Metafilter: a tale of photographer Dave Gorman's relatively friendly encounter with the police as he took some night shots at Battersea.
Metafilter: Don't let faux Klingons send real Americans to war.
MetaFilter: Put. The. Bong. Down.
Metafilter: I'm the vanilla Shaquille O'Neal.
MetaFilter: Not naked enough.
Metafilter: People who are not inherently interested in golf.
Metafilter: we don't think anything is funny. Then we analyze exactly why.
MetaFilter: It was only funny for a half-minute or so. Then it kept on going.
Metafilter: Great site. Watch the hilarious antics of a bunch of pompous windbags who know it all. Membership comprised entirely of lefty gays. Allegedly reading this site inspired Osama bin Laden to mount the 9/11attacks.
MetaFilter: going the way of the dodos?
Metafilter: We're pretentious bastards
MetaFilter: I love her dearly, but I also want to bludgeon her.
Metafilter: Combining incredible hubris with deep incompetence.
Metafilter: The World's Biggest Tea Party. You're Invited!
MetaFilter: Sexo -------> Macho!
Metafilter: I'm not sure what this says about our media, but I'm pretty sure it says something (and not something very good.)
Metafilter: The World's Biggest Tea Party. You're Invited! - hehe. Nice one!
Metafilter: You seem to have no sense of humour. Go here instead.
Metafilter: Supposedly the pink dolphins can attack.
MetaFilter: I'm glad you love me, because no one else will.
Metafilter: Farting Dog Harmonics.
Metafilter: Farting Dog Harmonics.
MetaFilter: Wait, isn't this a straw man?
MetaFilter: Muhammad fellating Christ.
Metafilter: I'm lookin' for a little "Amen brother", some recognition and acknowledgement of the manifest assholosity of it.
Metafilter: All sling, not shot.
Metafilter: leaves you blushing and confused and rather tingly
MetaFilter: i saw this on fark.
MetaFilter: I didn't read all eight pages.
MetaFilter: Tragic, but rare.
Metafilter: It should always be so easy to help out.
Metafilter: An inherent and fatal flaw in open source knowledge.
Metafilter: thump spread on a layer of oontz.
MetaFilter: Mostly more than that. Site: >0 but not by much.
MetaFilter: sometimes a whole lot of nonsense can be very powerful.
MetaFilter: we know something you don't know
Metafilter: applying force to the society
MetaFilter: the ture, pure expression of anythong
MetaFilter: That's some spunky mangina.
MetaFilter: wvur wvur wvur.
Metafilter: Somebody who just ate shards of glass trying to fend off diarrhea.
MetaFilter: you people are just here to snark.
MetaFilter: You go to post with the search you have, not the search you want.
Metafilter: An Unfortunate Tendency
Metafilter: (found metaphor excerpted from comment upthread)" snarks and FPPing about 'em.
MetaFilter: An unfortunate tendency for black people.
Metafilter: Fighting off the black helicopters.
Metafilter: Why isn't it deleted yet?
MetaFilter: They keep clicking the exclamation point, but nothing happens.
Metafilter: Flooding the atmosphere with dust.
MetaFilter: That was a shocking visual.
MetaFilter: Look, the retards can do stuff too!
Metafilter: Looking forward to eating some of these motherfuckers.
Metafilter: firearm porn.
Metafilter: Pull de pants down an hide de spice bottle.
Metafilter: Pretty Soon Someone's Going To Cry Emo
metafilter: a one-time fee of 5 dollars (for about 2 thirds of its entire membership)
Metafilter: Having a dark Wal-Mart does not help you valuewise.
MetaFilter: I read it for the articles, I swear)
Metafilter: No one is safe.
Metafilter: Every time I go somewhere, it's ding ding ding ding-ding-ding-ding.
MetaFilter: cats wandering around pissing wheresoever they like.
MetaFilter: An Endless Bottom Pit.
Metafilter: If you're musical taste is contrary to mind you'll burn in your tank!
Metafilter: milquetoast psycho.
Metafilter: Corporate cock.
Metafilter: ...
MetaFilter: It's either going to make me cum or sob, or maybe (just maybe) both.
MetaFilter: Please write down my email so that in two years you can tell me not only how wrong you are, but how ignorant your statements are on so many levels
MetaFilter: Just... please, get your opinions a little more morally consistent.
Metafilter: it made me take notice of Emerald Nuts
Metafilter: Then again, I just finished watching a brand new 35mm print of Alejandro Jodorowsky's "Holy Mountain" and am probably not in the best frame of mind to comment.
Metafilter: ... ")
Metafilter: meh
MetaFilter: It's like the nihilism of stoner cool without being stoned or cool.
MetaFilter: It's like the nihilism of stoner cool without being stoned or cool.
MetaFilter: Whiny, self-important, keeningly 'witty' puns.
MetaFilter: Designed to test my perception of the line between "cruel" and "hilarious."
metafilter: drag it to the trash can
Metafilter: prone to give you terrible indigestion, if not worse.
Metafilter: a giant dusty Wang
MetaFilter: typed with a wang
MetaFilter: let a pug fuck a beagle and see what happens.
Metafilter: worth wearing diapers for.
MetaFilter: Bleeding the Humours of the Internet since 1998.
Metafilter: You can set the furry-bit to off.
Metafilter: Make jism into jismade!
Metafilter: Replenishing the nation's supply of ass blood.
MetaFilter: A Couscous-Sharing, Hand-Holding Orgy of Bearded Liberal Sensitivity.
MetaFilter: Pass the couscous.
Metafilter: Beat a puppy to death with a kitten.
Metafilter: I didn't grow up in the city or anything like that. . . . I never finished high school.
Metafilter: respawn all over my face
MetaFilter: yet another disappointment.
metafilter: [insert echolalia here]" comments?
Metafilter: [insert echolalia here]
Metafilter: Christ. What an asshole.
MetaFilter: Like Red Dawn, with liberals instead of communists.
Metafilter: The most expensive pukefest of my life.
Metafilter: internet forums as instruments of torture.
Metafilter: looking forward to the toxicology report.
Metafilter: almost preternaturally blonde.
Metafilter: telling one joke a thousand t... what was I saying?
MetaFilter: I'm quoting SCIENCE
Metafilter: Where everyone can be a critic and nothing they read is good enough!
MetaFilter: a screaming crotch-punching spree.
Metafilter: waiting for a raccoon to wander by the outhouse so you can wipe your ass with it.
Metafilter: the centerpiece of shark orgies
Metafilter: one long piss take.
Metafilter: GAWD! Has GOT! To be SICK! OF THIS SHIT!
MetaFilter: full of people that cry when they masturbate.
MetaFilter: the perfect callipygian fundament
Metafilter: showcasing your Righteous Indignation
Metafilter: The Magic Of The Invisible Hand
MetaFilter: insulting the crap out of everyone
Metafilter: For All the Unrealized Geniuses Who Are Too Smart to Need Actual Therapy
MetaFilter: where all the children are above average.
Metafilter: Oh shit, I'm dead...Bye!
Metafilter: You alright?
MetaFilter: *BOOM*! Nggguuuhh.....
Metafilter: how can I be sure you're not pretender?
Metafilter: It's just like. It's just like. A meta. mall.
Metafilter: It's such a nonsense that I have probably not heard a bigger nonsense yet.
Metafilter: In that shrieking the inmost soul of human fear and agony clawed hopelessly and insanely at the ebony gates of oblivion.
Metafilter: Not the bees! Not the bees! My eyes! My eyes!
Metafilter: SUFFIE!
Metafilter: I'm throwin' the INTERNET PUNCH!
Metafilter: the more worldly person's firsthand view
metafilter: Sweat. Crap. Think heroic thoughts.
Metafilter: I’m always just talking with her about it. And, you know, she hates me for my opinion.
Metafilter: If you believe this reflects what really happened, you are naive.
Metafilter: No Pink, No Clink
MetaFilter: Among other things an all too wonderful occurrence is accused to him.
Metafilter: I'll read the article now
MetaFilter: Roman Polanski Daycare Centre.
MetaFilter: We know your type.
Metafilter: someone isn't getting paid for spending a couple weeks whittling a head out of wood.
Metafilter: Of course it won't be pleasant. It's a poo.
Metafilter: chases fat people with box of poo, makes them cry.")
Metafilter: Simone de Beauvoir raises questions about Hillary. "One is not born a woman," the author of Le deuxième sexe commented from her plot in the Cimetière du Montparnasse, "one becomes one."
Metafilter: Remove the head or destroy the brain.
Metafilter: The scrotum is integral to the story line.
Metafilter: I didn't see it the first time around, thanks for posting.
Metafilter: what the guy a few posts above me said
Metafilter:" but then go on to make your own comment (not a quote), you essentially subvert the purpose of the accepted usage of this particular commenting technique. Know what I'm saying, homey?
Metafilter: Know what I'm saying, homey?
Metafilter: Know what I'm saying, homey? I feel unclean now.
Metafilter: what the guy a few posts above me said
Metafilter: what the guy a few posts above me said
Metafilter: what the guy a few posts above me said
MetaFilter: dissociative anonymity, invisibility, asynchronicity, solipsistic introjection (altered self-boundaries), dissociative imagination, and minimzation of authority.
Metafilter: I feel unclean now.
MetaFilter: i luv the internet.
Metafilter: Is the Internet trying to give me an aneurysm?
Metafilter: Beating you black, blue, green and grey."
MetaFilter: 987:66*985++7+, 646533_65789'n yer :098765(704(4943)73
Metafilter: Do you think death could be a post?
Metafilter: screeching eyeball stupid shitbox clownshoes.
MetaFilter: completely irrelevant and smacks of padding
Metafilter: Lets go lower!
Metafilter: addictive flash game
Metafilter: everything is about me, dammit.
Metafilter: Mein Kampfsite.
Metafilter: Kampf-ire Girls.
Metafilter: fill it up with interesting links next time
Metafilter: a liberal internet gulag.
Metafilter: I hate mass media, especially when there are pictures
MetaFilter: We Mock What We Don't Understand
Metafilter: Not necessarily the entirety of port 80.
MetaFilter: I'm So Impatient, I'm Shitting iPod Nanos.
MetaFilter: masturbating cartoon chihuahua
MetaFilter: just a long-winded, pretentious wankery with some cultural refs thrown in for the benefit of the self-important crowd.
MetaFilter: herds of roving sea cucumbers.
MetaFilter: A Tight, Compressed Space, Just Like a Real Vagina.
MetaFilter: It's failed heterosexual sex, driven awry by captivity-induced confusion.
Metafilter: <BLINK> lives!
Metafilter: Nobody fucking cares how you see it
MetaFilter: full of adorable cats with bad grammar.
Metafilter: Have at it!
Metafilter: I gave up in the 80's somewhere.
Metafilter: With Garden Greens
Metafilter: We were told that this colorful owl was once automated.
Metafilter: Smells like a meaty fart when you open the can.
MetaFilter: we're almost literally soaking in ourselves.
Metafilter: You are never to blame.
Metafilter: Escaping this prison of a planet and physically entering the 0th Dimension as an anthropomorphic shark.
Metafilter: Asians are not Eskimo Cavemen.
Metafilter: a pork pie covered in eyelashes.
Metafilter: A Useful Thing Indeed
Metafilter: Bunch of losers sitting around on Fark. (Throws back a drink.) "Oh yeah, I used to be a on Metafilter, it's a tough racket.")
MetaFilter: It's not just a clever name.
MetaFilter: You find the same prints wadded up in garbage bins throughout the year.
Metafilter: Is that roboporn?
Metafilter: It involves complete immobility and uncontrollable eating.
MetaFilter: What is wrong with you people?
Metafilter: Bigger than Jesus.
Metafilter: QED.
MetaFilter: You'll never guess what these crazy Christians are up to!
MetaFilter: Idiots.
MetaFilter: It is better to stand cursing in the darkness, than to have Bono light one candle.
metafilter: the ecstasy communication
Metafilter: 10/10 but no pride
Metafilter: Verrinelicious!
Metafilter: Best of the fucking web.
Metafilter: It’s intense. For right now.
Metafilter: dismissing the giant untapped popper reserves.
Metafilter: Web 2.0 before it was cool
Metafilter: Buff young dudes with monsterous hoses glazed donut faces
Metafilter: Home for Boring Tools
Metafilter: Bald heads and boring tools.
Metafilter: Many have died or been lost
Metafilter: Nah man, I'm blinging.
Metafilter: A fantastic experiment for those who happen to be both gay and up to their eyeballs in disposable income.
MetaFilter: ...there's a lot more there but it's a pain searching.
Metafilter: All the fire-and-brimstone, moralistic, self-righteous preachiness as those other guys, but with Retsyn™!
MetaFilter: Overall? The movie's poo.
Metafilter: rattling on in public about things that may turn out to be false, or (worse) ill-posed, or (much much worse) trivial.
MetaFilter: Not raping children.
Metafilter: ludicrously terrible for direction-finding, particularly in non-moving, static locations.
Metafilter: Are you addicted?
Metafilter: we post song lyrics.
Metafilter: negating the ion gradient dogma of nerve impulse transmission
Metafilter: cute & witty plagiarists of leisure
Metafilter: just a really rare worm banquet on the run.
Metafilter: mwuh mwuh!!! mwuh mwuh mwuh... Fuck me, thanks.
Metafilter: every band that's playing a 9:00pm slot on Friday at SXSW.
Metafilter: immersed deep enough in the Internet rectum.
Metafilter: sulky and highly amusing in our petulance.
MetaFilter: Hipsters. Fratboys. Bono. Oprah. etc.
MetaFilter: a giant spiraling hole
metafilter: slightly fresher than my lame-ass blog layouts
Metafilter: Invincible Dick Cheney Thought
Metafilter: a different kind of crazy
Metafilter: gorilla marketing
Metafilter: I don't understand.
Metafilter: like sucking jello through a straw
Metafilter: More leisure time now!
Metafilter: I'll try to be less lame in the future.
MetaFilter: did it -- in style, with hookers.
Metafilter: It's possible to find a Hitler quote for nearly anything.
Metafilter: only one place where fish and lizards hang out with cats and chinchillas.
Metafilter: I am a knob jockey sans pareil.
Metafilter: can we kiss?
MetaFilter: A re-education camp for the Ideologically Impure.
Metafilter: I'm neither a darky nor a retard.
Metafilter: I've held a cancerous ferret as it was euthanized.
Metafilter: I'm feeling awfully bizarre holding my banana right now.
Metafilter: we your husband's submarine.
Metafilter: we your husband's submarine.
Metafilter: dirty fucking rotters
Metafilter: ?
Metafilter: a kind of punishment for sluts
MetaFilter: It's a lot easier to pull a trigger than it is to stab or bludgeon someone repeatedly. Or is it?
MetaFilter: you'll find yourself falsely accused of Catamiting.
Metafilter: Unlike some people I have other shit to do other than troll Metafilter
Metafilter:I didn't say that I ALWAYS have better shit to do than troll Metafilter.
Metafilter:Anger control problems aren't all that rare.
MetaFilter: Built on love.
Metafilter: All bland dry kibble is excluded.
Metafilter: Did the people here actually read this article?
MetaFilter: I would suck cock for days to have just seen it once.
Metafilter: Demofag media bullshit
Metafilter: some one liner here". I don't have the time anymore to wade through all the stuff.
Metafilter: I want to hang out with the neat people.
Metafilter: It writes itself or it gets the hose again.
Metafilter: WTF CNN?
Metafilter: some one liner here". I don't have the time anymore to wade through all the stuff.
Metafilter: One liner here", but that's part of a culture. There are many unique things that sort of arise as part of a culture. Sometimes they're fun or funny, other times, they're just a waste of space. Will we see more balkanization of our online "communities"? Who knows.
Metafilter: Out there zappin' rats and roaches
Metafilter: bringing K-Fed jokes to the masses since 2006.
Metafilter: A coating which was formed by compressed human brain molecules
Metafilter: people on this site act like childish assholes sometimes.
Metafilter: dissent will be met with overwhelming fingers to the fuckin' ass.
Metafilter: Effet mouche à merde.
MetaFilter: It was so good. There was a big sex.
MetaFilter: the narcissistic link between criticism and Christianity.
Metafilter: Look out, it's the Unapacker!
Metafilter: great stories
Metafilter: a hallway lined with everyone's old toilets
MetaFilter: the hippie-approved method of communing with the big gash.
Metafilter: I guess it's basically what I'd expect Monster to taste like. Like muppet.
Metafilter: a handy synecdoche much like Gulag.
Metafilter: Fuck off, you Self. Indulgent. Jerkwad.
Metafilter: people sitting in front of their computer in the middle of the day grabbing life/themselves by the balls
Metafilter: The Top 2% of the World
MetaFilter: a one-trick pony of caring about shit
Metafilter: Opening new trade routes to lunacy.
MetaFilter: Repeated comments about oriental shiftiness
Metafilter: REDACTED like it's REDACTED.
Metafilter: America's Funniest Home Videos!
Metafilter: You can disagree....but you can’t talk about it.
Metafilter: The Gay African Voodoo Wango Tango Limbo Dance.
Metafilter: Let it go.
MetaFilter: Try to know what the hell you're talking about before making such statements in the future.
Metafilter: posits no multi-kilowatt IR lasers.
Metafilter: get these fat Simpsons off my lawn!
Metafilter: I don't really like punk rock.
Metafilter: Just be glad it's not Fark.
Metafilter: an utterly undiluted engine of destruction
Metafilter: Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.
MetaFilter: I've been wanting to comment on this all day, but I'm still too sickened to find the right words.
MetaFilter: [this is joke]
Metafilter: Causing a chain reaction in stomach losing
Metafilter: a screeching, flapping, organ-grinder's monkey being rapped at by a lobotomite.
Metafilter: Too Bad Your Ass Got Saaaaaaaaaaaacked.
Metafilter: Rich get richer, poor get poorer.
MetaFilter: You don't want that on the microfiber.
Metafilter: You all need to get over yourselves.
Metafilter: underpants for salamanders.
MetaFilter: Interspecies Snorgling.
Metafilter: Fundamentally mono-buttocked kluges
Metafilter: I should be informative instead of indignant.
Metafilter: "As you believe, so shall you do."
Metafilter: roped-up-testicles, pole-up-the-ass rigs and devices.
Metafilter: tagline someone's quoted me on.
Metafilter: NSFW The floppy teats are fine for work.
MetaFilter: WTF Stupidly Gigantor
Metafilter: We should hang our heads in shame.
Metafilter: We should hang our heads in shame: We should hang our heads in shame.
Metafilter: No American Citizen Should Be Without One.
Metafilter: Genuine Original Authentic Mexican
Metafilter: Isn't it Time You Paid Your Respects?
Metafilter: espousing the hidden talents of university libraries.
Metafilter: We could possibly derail.
MetaFilter: That's a tagline waiting to happen.
MetaFilter: Not a chance...poopy pants.
Metafilter: Dontcha think?
Metafilter: reacharound from the Singularity
Metafilter: The usual Quebec curses involving chalices and tabernacles.
Metafilter: a breakfast of porn and pancakes.
Metafilter: I thought the egg thing symbolizes Jesus' yummy delicious yolky center, and the fact that when he fell off the cross, no one could put him back together again. I could be wrong.
MetaFilter: I link to think.
Metafilter: Not real. Not interesting. Not funny.
MetaFilter: A two-hour video of the inside of some guy's ass.
Metafilter: Retarding Democracy
MetaFilter: H
MetaFilter: H.
MetaFilter: H..
MetaFilter: H...
MetaFilter: one incandescently dorky sport.
MetaFilter: Crossword not included.
Metafilter: throw rocks at them.
Metafilter: more and more like the Romans and their fancy lead pipe plumbing.
Metafilter: The Narcotic of Dance and Laughter
MetaFilter: Some interesting discussion and some clueless trolls.
Metafilter: {}, not [].
MetaFilter: Laughingstock. Laughingstock. Laughingstock. Laughingstock. Laughingstock. Laughingstock.
MetaFilter: mouth-to-mouth may not be necessary
metafilter: awesome is infinity
MetaFilter: They live in caves, they have no tongues, they make guns with their bare hands.
MetaFilter: They live in caves, they have no guns, they make hands with their bare tongues.
MetaFilter: Rather overwrought"
Metafilter: It's not just for the white-trash crowd.
MetaFilter: A nice application of the power of the internet to a mundane issue.
MetaFilter: I don't know enough to make such strong assertations!!
Metafilter: This is the outfit I make my love in.
Metafilter: A fire at one end and a fool at the other.
MetaFilter: A row of tiny little assholes.
Metafilter: So many different people in the same device
Metafilter: Gentlemen! I despise each and every one of you.
Metafilter: Thou hast need to occupy your time, barbarian.
Metafilter: Crushing prudence to the sward.
Metafilter: a hostile place where it was almost futile to struggle, because to strive brings pain.
Metafilter: I LOL'ed when he went down the pipe and fell to his death.
Metafilter: Thou hast need to occupy your time, barbarian.
Metafilter: that post was about poo, not pigs.
Metafilter: Take that, cephalopod traditionalists!
Metafilter: Bringing you the news 48 hours after
Metafilter: Bringing you the news 48 hours after"
Metafilter: Bringing you the news 48 hours after"
Metafilter: Sharks with frikkin laser bams on their heads just ain't good enough for some people.
Metafilter: Modda madichi muddilo pettuko
Metafilter: I'd... oh, nevermind. No I wouldn't.
MetaFilter: It is technically a smile.
MetaFilter: Overthought a plate of beans."
Metafilter: quotes.
Metafilter: quotes.
MetaFilter: screwing you into submission
Metafilter: quotes.
Metafilter: It will reduce her to a cum freak.
Metafilter: like fire under the skin.
Metafilter: Living To Ejaculate
Metafilter: It'll give you a mouth full of sperm or a rectum full of sperm
Metafilter: Posting the best NSFW when UR@W.
Metafilter: what is it offering you? A side of penis?
Metafilter: Don't you even think about hitting bottom.
Metafilter: quotes
Metafilter: Hitting the Walls and Working the Middle
Metafilter: actually hooked on cum.
Metafilter: Hooked on the penis.
Metafilter: hitting the walls and working the middle
Metafilter: Programed all up in her rectum.
Metafilter: Because all penises are not created equal.
MetaFilter: will boil your bunny if you turn your back on her.
MetaFilter: Yeah daddy, that’s it!
Metafilter: The Bottom of Your Vagina
MetaFilter: it’s about his ego and about his penis and his testicals and about how many notches he can get up on his belt to brag about.
metafilter: THE EYE OF VAGINA POWER. "Thou does please me, wench," Grignr snarled as he ejaculated in her head. "Now I shall bend you like a pretzel from the stygian haunts of the pretzel oven and plumb your bottom! I shall work it in the middle with my mighting Qrnzaxian buttocks! You shall have a many-faucetted scarlet rectum of sperm!"
metafilter: THE EYE OF VAGINA POWER. "Thou does please me, wench," Grignr snarled as he ejaculated in her head.
Metafilter: robots having sex, without the cool visuals.
Metafilter: robots having sex, without the cool visuals.
Metafilter: robots having sex, without with the cool visuals.
metafilter: He humps it until he falls over, then blows himself.
Metafilter: a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke
Metafilter: You're only laughing because she's black!
Metafilter: Penis Power 20 MB.
Metafilter: I like how the robots stomp on things and make them blow up.
Metafilter: So you wanna stay in my big face?
Metafilter: Wouldn't the money be better spent on hittles?
MetaFilter: ordinary humans who own sphincters
Metafilter: willing collaborators selling their kin into certain doom.
Metafilter: Unhappy puppies in a cage. So emo.
Metafilter: A wretched hvie of scum and villainy
Metafilter: Serving at the pleasure of the President.
MetaFilter: How do we know this?
Metafilter: A huge nonvibrating cock puzzle
Metafilter: Not Something That Some Rich & Famous Mop-Haired Near-Adolescent Is All That Likely To Put Up With
Metafilter: looks dazzlingly clever to idiots
Metafilter: An orgy brawl.
Metafilter: It's all about proper precautions.
Metafilter: An orgy brawl.
Metafilter: We're the good Germans.
Metafilter: you are in this "brain" thing
Metafilter: marginally useful amid all the snarking
Metafilter: Like potato chips with more...body!
Metafilter: The difference between a golf club to the nads and Hiroshima.
Metafilter: a golf club to the nads
MetaFilter: By Design, Not By Chance.
Metafilter: the dreaded poke-through
Metafilter: The inertia of scatology.
MetaFilter: This is seriously not what MetaFilter is for.
Metafilter: they don't call it the Hershey Highway for nothing.
Metafilter: The blue machine with a crank about a third of the way down.
MetaFilter: It's about eating slop and liking it.
Metafilter: The blue machine with a crank about a third of the way down.
MetaFilter: Overthinking a Plate of Beans Poo.
MetaFilter: the increasingly incestuous, closed-loop nature of the subculture
Metafilter: honey and castor oil
MetaFilter: Still occasionally incensed.
Metafilter: Thus, the vicious cycle of gluttony, sloth, and obesity is promulgated.
Metafilter: Torture. Yawn.
Metafilter: FUCK I SUCK.
Metafilter: hot, sweaty, dirty and confusing.
Metafilter: a shit ton of energy
Metafilter: Put 39 of those fuckers in a glass and ask yourself if you would drink it.
Metafilter: Is it can be meme time pleez?
Metafilter: we can overthink a vase of bees.
MetaFilter: Overthinking a Plate of Beans Poo."
Metafilter: being taken from the veins of children in burn wards and from the vaginas of pregnent women
Metafilter: best of the martial boner fantasy world.
MetaFilter: And tonight, at the Pit, Everyone Gets Laid.
Metafilter: Golden Pancake award for distinguished achievement in rational dialogue, honest consideration, and re-evaluation of opinions. Well done, sir or madam! Your level head should support it well!
Metafilter: an unfortunate combination of partial facts, old data, incomplete data...
MetaFilter: fs8uhadfnk v dvdjdvan xs z XZJMC DC AOJKNSxckmdsjkd fdxmndenjxdn kndajkc vxckjkfsjfsjkn kdfs flmlfsojfs fd fgdpklgvckllsljkeankfv xvlmdekkd fmknfgfknjd d fs fs knfsfs edOJ04W9URW9U8RW GV VXN KNSDFGKNFSOLJF
MetaFilter: you can relieve any unpleasantness by inhaling alcohol.
Metafilter: Am I the only one who finds this irritating?
MetaFilter: Use it for anything you like; as a cardrack, a notepad, a paperweight, a hammer, or just to keep you warm for some time...
MetaFilter: Too sober to get the funny.
MetaFilter: They're very cute, but the parent sits on them a lot.
Metafilter: We've always had extraordinarily strong weed
metafilter: a classroom full of teenagers who think that they're smarter and more clever than the rest of the world
MetaFilter: A huge, painful bolus in your throat.
Metafilter: the TV equivalent of making funny faces at babies.
Metafilter: happy people on the lollercopter
MetaFilter: Adult Swim distribution point.
Metafilter: OK, lift your penis for me please.
MetaFilter: I dream of being in the blue.
Metafilter: a handful of bean-thinkin' comments.
Metafilter: celebrating the association of pure liberalism with whackjobs with no chance of ever being elected.
Metafilter: all fun and games until someone loses their sanity.
Metafilter: from a chip to a brain slice.
Metafilter: a single gaping maw hungry for whatever crap
Metafilter: the final filter erases the effect of the previous filters.
Metafilter: the final filter erases the effect of the previous filters.
Metafilter: I can't believe this isn't a double.
Metafilter: The preserve of middle-aged men with a liking for real ale and unkempt beards.
Metafilter: funny for a second, then creepy for many seconds
Metafilter: As mentioned on Slashdot and BoingBoing
Metafilter: Neckbearded GNU/Penis down my throat
Metafilter: The whole IceWeasel debacle speaks volumes.
Metafilter: No colors.
MetaFilter:2.5% racist.
Metafilter: Because the Grammarians Were Kicked Out of All The Other Bars
Metafilter: What, me Reddit?
Metafilter: hiding beneath the frozen pudding
Metafilter: Some confusing type of hell built from messy lines
MetaFilter:2.5% racist."
MetaFilter:2.5% racist [NOT RACIST]
metafilter: always good cake, bad cake.
Metafilter: Use Nipple Stimulation
Metafilter: Look, I have no turkey.
Metafilter: I put more effort into proofing my snarks.
Metafilter: Your favorite architect sucks.
MetaFilter: You didn't read the links.
Metafilter: This is the way things are done here. Love it or leave it.
MetaFilter: Also known as Dumbo Octupus.
Metafilter: "What happens when DNA proves you're not the father of the child you've been compelled to pay to support?"
metafilter: i am not a boaster, but a positive toaster.
Metafilter: Boing Boing with a calming blue patina.
MetaFilter: Your favorite socioeconomic stratum sucks.
metafilter: How you treat your orifices in your spare time is your own business.
Metafilter: I am a douchebag lawyer.
Metafilter: a weird mixture of smugness and defensiveness
Metafilter: Boschian Nightmare.
Metafilter: Blood in. . . Blood out
metafilter: another emotionally rending round of abusive necrophilia with the corpses of your youth
Metafilter: Is it sexist? Is it parental? Is it political? Is it, God forbid, all three??
Metafilter: Goodbye everyone, it's become clear that I can't post anything in this stupid forum without being the subject of ridicule and persecution without anyone even bothering to stop and wonder if they're being worse than the fluffies they pretend to despise. nonchalant but secretly devastated that was a disgusting waste of my inbox. Plus, one of my posts was deleted by Jessamyn. Well, several actually. i hope you fall off your soap box someday and bust your ass. Mathowie and Jessamyn are obviously incestual fraternal twins. I am soooo outta here. I left highschool a long time ago i don't need to be back there. Fuck off! Fuck OFF! FUCK OFF!!!! EVERYBODY CAN JUST FUCK OFF!!!!! Okay?
Metafilter: "When I scratch my nails down someone else's back do ya feel it?"
MetaFilter: Trust me, I'm an MFA.
metafilter: the stink is astounding.
MetaFilter: 600 one-page books.
Metafilter: LOOKS LIKE WORD.
MetaFilter: Everyone featured on this site requires a fucken glassing.
Metafilter: You sound like a miserable prick.
MetaFilter: Man, people really don't like this blog. Huh.
Metafilter: i can't believe no one has done it and it seems de riguer by now
Metafilter: In all kinds of trouble with all kinds of people because of his or her mouth.
MetaFilter: a bunch of asshole for the trill of it :)
Metafilter: from what I gather (from a very superficial reading, I am not that concerned about events) the story is...
Metafilter: a sort of Mos Eisley hive of scum and villainy where anonymity is key
Metafilter: Althouse hobo murder
MetaFilter: You could probably do something similar with magnets.
Metafilter: In its heyday, though, I found it much more useful than LSD.
Metafilter: Never Hide
MetaFilter: What are the saddest songs?
Metafilter: check your anus for demons.
Metafilter: God, what a silly argument.
Metafilter: more complicated, intellectually satisfying, human waste.
Metafilter: the protecting armor the strong man throws around the god-given creative power in his body.
Metafilter: Slow down there, Hardy Boys
Metafilter: Stampeding straight for the clitoris.
Metafilter: That's why I'm not wearing any clothes
MetaFilter: The taste takes to anything.
Metafilter: Not malicious, just bad at math.
Metafilter: I'd enjoy hitting you with a shovel.
MetaFilter: DO NOT WANT.
MetaFilter: The content of my stomach's gonna rise again!
Metafilter: You know who else has a Metafilter account?
Metafilter: Next time try searching for "lysol" before posting.
MetaFilter: Well, it smells more like the back end than the front.
Metafilter: probably more than a guy who chowders a couch.
Metafilter: douze points!
MetaFilter: Damn you durable mercerized cotton-silk blend!
MetaFilter: Art Bell is unbelievable!
Metafilter: saving 4 minutes and ten seconds for the next schlub.
metafilter: not that there's anything wrong with a big of God.
metafilter: not that there's anything wrong with a big of God.
Metafilter: not that there's anything wrong with quoting mistypes as if they're hilarious.
Metafilter: assholes qua assholes
Metafilter: Do you realize how idiotic your statements sound?
Metafilter: The sort of comments I would expect to hear uttered among a bunch of nineteen year old college students, sitting around on ratty sofas, smoking pot and listening to Pink Floyd.
Metafilter: Prepare in order to exchange good new model
MetaFilter: A bit of a tiff between some Boeing and Airbus fanboys.
Metafilter: How do I hope web?
Metafilter:?))) I mean, how is that funny again? I know I don't have the most sofisticated sense of humor but wouldn't it have been funnier if he had brought him to Jean-Georges or PerSe (way expensive restaurants in NYC) and then run out on the check...
Metafilter: unpredictable moments of major mental alertness and communication required all of a sudden with hundreds of lives on the line, but punctuated with long periods of grinding ennui.
MetaFilter: i'm going to end up sitting here all day in my bathrobe.
MetaFilter: Why fuck a stranger when you can fuck a friend.
MetaFilter: American car company faces extinction; here's what the Canadians think.
MetaFilter: American car company faces extinction; here's what the Canadians think.
Metafilter: Strange English by translation software.
metafilter: Where even the LOLcats are better.
Metafilter: There is no margin of the heart.
Metafilter: Beheaded human body can stay alive and kicking.
Metafilter: Not sure if that was just some pundit suggesting it or if it was something serious, I wasn't really paying close attention.
metafilter: eating fruit, shouting, and masturbating.
MetaFilter: Questions? Comments? Seepage?
Metafilter: mailmen with five penises.
Metafilter: lamentations of women, or enemy destroyer, you DECIDE.
Metafilter: It is hard to smell whether shit or poison.
Metafilter: Dude, check out this twat.
Metafilter: Christ, what an asshole?
Metafilter: if you want to read more into it, go for it.
METAFILTER:>ref|YP_001208313.1| diaminopimelate decarboxylase [Bradyrhizobium sp. ORS278]
Metafilter: Stop trying to argue. Stop. Just stop right now
Metafilter: Now we're just waving our dicks at each other.
MetaFilter: I'm in a weird fluctuating state of outrage and amused disbelief.
metafilter: rubbing out the fibroids
Metafilter: feel free and break down the house.
MetaFilter: I hope you always drink your beer warm and get your fries cold.
Metafilter: things can get nasty with various spectacular ways. You have been warned.
MetaFilter: then you are the psychopath.
MetaFilter: Welcome to the lovely world of verbal abuse, where no nose ever bleeds but some times you wish it would. His nose.
MetaFilter: we focus on the presentation!
MetaFilter: The buttocks of the penitent are presented and may be almost totally immobilized until the necessary application is completed.
Metafilter: The correct path to whinny excellence.
Metafilter: This is about as Christian as the bottom of Osama Bin Ladin's shoe
Metafilter: Chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken chicken.
Metafilter: The laugh is ON you.
Metafilter: You see flashes of people with small horses holding torches and burning down villages.
Metafilter: This time another guy goes “HA-HA-HA-HA Oh, how he got you at that one!”.
Metafilter: you see in your mind little people with horses giving haircuts to innocent peasants with their swords.
Metafilter: There are some people walking out there with really bad Egos.
Metafilter: It is a sad fact, that most of the population understands only one word: Domination.
Metafilter: You may not like it, by it has always been like that.
Metafilter: Whatever, you moron.
Metafilter: not reading the links so you won't know from human responses.
Metafilter: jeesus, you're worse than eliza
Metafilter: Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?
MetaFilter: Much tastier than human faeces.
Metafilter: much more of a threat to vegan infants
MetaFilter: the exact texture and consistency of manatee ejaculate.
MetaFilter: smells faintly like the hamster vitamins I spilled on it in 1978.
Metafilter: it's like being in the middle of a giant, throbbing, chitinous nest of cicadas.
MetaFilter: a fashion statement, or a commitment to a lifestyle?
Metafilter: That's the reason why you should wear an athletic supporter when you're playing football or baseball or . . . any other strenuous sport.
Metafilter: We would like to take this opportunity to profess our unconditional and undying love for Google.
Metafilter: Sorry about the genocide. Have some peyote
Metafilter: fucking Internet Explorer
Metafilter: You douchetard hoebag, stop posting la-- oh wait, that's a tad on-point, isn't it?
Metafilter: Now tell me something positive.
Metafilter: Your vehicle sucks.
Metafilter: I have huge balls and I have to air them out.
Metafilter: Your vehicle sucks.
MetaFilter: They are like human black holes which suddenly come out of nowhere and just suck the life out of you
MetaFilter: 53189 members, 53189 soapboxes.
Metafilter: a gated community within a gated community.
MetaFilter: Assume the audience is not littered with hyena dip shits
Metafilter: various media coalescing into one shimmering tapestry of nerddom.
Metafilter: giving each other pointers about mustache grooming...
MetaFilter: I sound crazy to myself too.
MetaFilter: Thank you! I'm printing!
MetaFilter: Relief.
Metafilter: They ate his nose.
Metafilter: Awash in a sea of bile. Is the Two Minutes Hate over yet? I'm beginning to think that there are a few members on this site that I would like to see imprisoned for crimes they didn't commit, just because they're assholes.
Metafilter: Weird events warranting documentation.
MetaFilter: Christ, what a bunch of assholes.
metafilter: You have now spent--as in used up, destroyed--pretty much all the goodwill and trust that Brad et al built up for Livejournal with this stunt.
MetaFilter: I really want to know why this hasn't been deleted yet.
Metafilter: feel like an admission of failure
metafilter: it could be an otter.
Metafilter: Your favorite band... is, uh, actually unfathomably awesome
Metafilter: My dick in your principles.
MetaFilter: STUFFED with cock, and the movie was quite homoerotic.
Metafilter: Fucking jesus, you minging dickbolts.
Metafilter: The Novel, will be titled "2003: Before the Dots."
Metafilter: The Mole People
Metafilter: the murky depths of heteroskedasticity
Metafilter: taking what Putin says at face value.
Metafilter: The sickening cackle of the dumb cow
Metafilter: At best it's fraud; at worst it's wide-scale poisoning.
Metafilter: once it's operational two trains packed with commuters will slam into each other.
Metafilter: Correctly referred to thusly only if my invocation of complexity is appropriate.
Metafilter: This was all a misunderstanding.
Metafilter: One last Nazi cumshot.
MetaFilter: wait for interupt
MetaFilter: A vest and some springs.
Metafilter: fugacious reality from where the emotion spouts out.
MetaFilter: sounds a bit more like Socrates than Plato
Metafilter: starting wars over a plate of beans.
Metafilter: You look just like you do on the back of the cover!
metafilter: people suck.
Metafilter: Some of the stuff you've been printing lately is just plain repulsive
Metafilter: let the steamgore commence!
MetaFilter: Neej Ntxuag Kua Muag
Metafilter: 75% snarky bitching about FPP.
MetaFilter: Weapon of Mass Distraction.
metafilter: it drop gooey boluses down its hole at regular intervals.
Metafilter: !??
Metafilter: Mutually-assured fabulousness!
Metafilter: (sic) Western (sic) white males galore!
MetaFilter: Why set your expectations so low?
Metafilter: prophylactic admonition may trigger novel mischief.
Metafilter: first impression: meh.
Metafilter: EVERY news item worthy of a FPP!
Metafilter: a race of churlish, cacophonous hybrids.
Metafilter: when the guy pushing the cart full of minature coal stoves in the market in Kashgar yells, "boish," you had better mother fucking boish.
Metafilter: The lego autopilot is engaged.
Metafilter: not because I am a pederast.
Metafilter: churlish, cacophonous hybrids, whose amorphous outcries will waver uncertainly betwixt prose and verse, absorbing the vices of both and the virtues of neither.
MetaFilter: Dick-heads.
Metafilter: You guys suck the life out of everything.
Metafilter: That’s how I roll
Metafilter: "I was masturbating on the golf course."
MetaFilter: it’s not just for writing about cutting yourself or hiring people to off your mom anymore!
Metafilter: Now we're all the Ralph
Metafilter: We may be stupid, but we have most of the guns.
Metafilter: Yeah, but this is, like, the Internet, dude.
Metafilter: Presumption of innocence? We don't need no stinkin' presumption of innocence!
Metafilter: Making people look stupid is easy.
MetaFilter: teaching little boys how to masturbate and then get high at eight in the morning
MetaFilter: Time Out For Fun
Metafilter: listless, apolitical, and in need of a sandwich.
MetaFilter: Now More Hamburger Than Man
MetaFilter: bewilderment and a sense of disgust.
Metafilter: Hmm. I was thinking FTM tranny.
MetaFilter: There is no fucking sailboat.
metafilter: for being nice to a noob
Metafilter: There is no Jack Bauer!
Metafilter: Positive self-deception is normal
Metafilter: ..." comment!
Metafilter: ..." comment!
Metafilter: Obscure an inspire spoof?
Metafilter: spelling it all out for you is not going to make it any more interesting to you.
MetaFilter: A prison for your mind.
Metafilter: [1] [2]
Metafilter: Nice editorializing, there.
MetaFilter: unicrons, gay stereotypes, and Tom Cruise.
Metafilter: The focus of this site is not pasteurization, Colossae, alphabets, or hibernation.
Metafilter: Skot Is An Idiot Douche, a documentary about how I'm an idiot douche, with my moronic past comments narrated by people like Morgan Freeman and Paul Rudd, and occasional asides with Marlee Matlin explaining my comments in the context of my deep connection with Ramtha.
MetaFilter: What the alien display is doing to the very core of his being is an unanswerable question--
MetaFilter: Responding to communication from the infinite!
MetaFilter: it's the mutt's nuts
Metafilter: I prefer to watch black teens hump ottomans.
Metafilter: Unmitigated Dumbassery)
Metafilter: Half a Percent of a Shit
Metafilter: selling the pots and pimping the hose or whatever it is that kids do these days.
Metafilter: Shit! The cops!
Metafilter: Hitting the walls and working the middle.
Metafilter: Our kids are alternateens!
METAFILTER: Fuck off, Ubu, & stop putting on that stupid toffy British accent.
metafilter: It also has a cat
Metafilter: ...
Metafilter: essentially 3 very funny jokes hidden under a beat-up dead horse.
MetaFilter: Person makes an innocent little remark and fellas jump out of their undershirts screaming like panthers.
MetaFilter: everyone has to have a first time
MetaFilter: We shit on your people's life work so you don't have to.
Metafilter: ... with my own title... must.... perdure...
MetaFilter: made of nothing but obsession, money and time.
Metafilter: You should do yourself a favor & get over it this time.
Metafilter: Yes, I am fucking your cat.
Metafilter: I want you to understand I understand. And I love you.
MetaFilter: will rhetorical questions save the world?
Metafilter: smells like vinyl, petroleum, and despair
MetaFilter: We Should Not Draw Any Lines, Ever.
Metafilter: Shut up or I'll spray you!
MetaFilter: Surprisingly sensitive alien sex.
Metafilter: more weird creatures...
MetaFilter: people having sex with goats on fire.
Metafilter: Sort of intellectual and cultural elite
Metafilter: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Metafilter: There is porn of it.
MetaFilter: People typing their outrage at crazy people doing crazy stuff.
MetaFilter: A collective hard-on for David Bowie.
Metafilter: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
MetaFilter: odds are the fetus takes one for the team
Metafilter: Masturbating to comedy.
Metafilter: It makes nose sense
MetaFilter: Mostly they are of the shuffling, lifeless horde variety.
Metafilter: Over-thinking That Plate Of Shit
MetaFilter: buries the needle on the creepy meter.
Metafilter: Here I am, I'm an E.T. complete with Martian antennas!
MetaFilter: An bhfuil aon mhaith ann!
Metafilter: depiction of a man's butt in my face.
Metafilter: venting... lol
MetaFilter: Are you trying to be obtuse?
MetaFilter: One Blogger's Opinion.
Metafilter: it's got the body of a spider, but it's actually a baby
Metafilter: Is your vulva clean?
MetaFilter: The penis doesn't listen.
Metafilter: what the fuck are you yammering about?
Metafilter: Using Monkey Testicles Instead
Metafilter: NOT amazon NOT sex NOT tits NOT win.
Metafilter: monotonous and heavily policed
Metafilter: click one of these links into another tab, then listen to some great guitar playing while continuing to read Metafilter.
Metafilter: never noticed until it was pointed out.
MetaFilter: It's one thing to be right; it's quite another to be such an asshole about being right that everyone would prefer you were wrong.
Metafilter: Moving at a retarded pygmy's pace.
Metafilter: concealing live rabbits in the vaginal passage.
Metafilter: Great fun for (adam) savages
metafilter: pretty cool, but pointlessly violent.
MetaFilter: nine prostitutes start dancing to the 'Locomotion' and any chance of a rational explanation runs out the fucking door.
Metafilter: an art collective of vegan actuaries
Metafilter: Already Meta, But Good Meta.
Metafilter: When I turned 16 my mom talked to me about it and I stopped.
Metafilter: I'm running out of vaginas.
MetaFilter: Treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality & bad poetry.
MetaFilter: Did you even read the linked articles?
Metafilter: Shit sandwich.
MetaFilter: Are you tired of pretending to be neutral?
MetaFilter: This ain't no place to be a man.
Metafilter: Arrrgh... Arrrgh... ARRRRRRRRRRGH!
Metafilter: doesn't work in the real world
Metafilter: hopefully not a DP!
Metafilter: Bitching about someone else's list without putting up one of your own.
Metafilter: Bitching about someone else's list without putting up one of your own.
Metafilter: I audibly cringed
Metafilter: We need an army of douches.
Metafilter: What about all the poor nerds?
MetaFilter: "Your favorite X sucks Y."
MetaFilter: Noooooo!
MetaFilter: Just click on the button marked 'your mom' and move on.
MetaFilter: This thread is useless without recursion.".
Metafilter: Continuing our study of the great boners of all time.
Metafilter: This will keep me going!
Metafilter: My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer. It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey.
Metafilter: "Here's the complete tiger website!""THAT'S NOT WHAT WE WANT!"
MetaFilter: at a minimum, it's bizarre and ill-advised, even if it isn't illegal.
metafilter: tagline, but got stuck on the meta.
Metafilter: Oh, it comes out in 6 months, I have no idea what it's about, and all my cool friends say it sucks.
Metafilter: A cleansing jet of water designed to wash the anus of the user
MetaFilter: We've got one outstanding elephant.
MetaFilter: still partially under water.
MetaFilter: in order to validate their own craven isolation.
metafilter: Late Term If
MetaFilter: faux-forcing the runner out.
Metafilter:it's your web, log it didn't last.
Metafilter: Whip out that tit.
Metafilter: Happy Birthday!
Metafilter: Center for Nursing Advocacy versus the Heart Attack Grill. Though given the prevalance of overtly sexual nurse stereotypes, maybe their stance is a bit more understandable.
MetaFilter: a Cabinet of Wonders, a place where things of interest are set out, in possibly bizarre, possibly fetishistic presentation, for perusal by the discerning, who understand that presentation, and scientific interest, are all a form of magic.
Metafilter: What is the origin of the phrase "the beatings will continue until morale improves". Google has failed me on this, only the hive mind will save me.
metafilter: youtube advertising cow
MetaFilter: I'm not an expert on Unicorns.
MetaFilter: Make sure you’re really getting breasts modeled from a real woman, otherwise they will probably not be life-sized.
Metafilter: we sold a variety of asses.
Metafilter: we sold a variety of asses
MetaFilter: Here's me with an unintentional look of shock on my face.
Metafilter:Something is humorous. And then it's played out. And then by sheer force of repetition, it's funny again, but now it's not funny for what it was originally funny, now it's funny because it's being driven into the ground and whipped like a dead horse rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, and only then, after all of that, does it cease being funny.
Metafilter: the odds of having your Johnson bitten off are much much lower with the Frankenslut.
Metafilter: Because even Fark requires greenlighting.
Metafilter: xxx"
Metafilter: Who knew the uncanny valley was so hot?
MetaFilter: Objectivist Sex Talk
MetaFilter: Preposterously be-cocked
Metafilter: We will not only stomp your colon, but the colons of distant relatives of the human species such as lagomorphs, and hypothetical colons of children you haven't even had yet.
Metafilter: only people who pay can contribute records. Good for quality control, bad for openness.
Metafilter: My wife read one page, screamed, and grew a cock.
MetaFilter: A bit like Britain, except more sarcastic.
Metafilter: Greetings, fuckwits
MetaFilter: sees pedantry and raises it with further pedantry
Metafilter: the language of farting.
MetaFilter: Dynamic Stereo Mood!
Metafilter: [Undesirable experience] made my [sensory organ] bleed!
Metafilter: Um, [condescension]?
metafilter: the mission of this website
MetaFilter: wading nostril deep through a river of shit
Metafilter: the rural American Christian ghetto.
Metafilter: Because everything should taste like blue.
MetaFilter: What did I tell you about sass?
Metafilter: Karaoke Rapture event.
Metafilter: Turning ANYTHING into a music-cred pissing match since 1999.
MetaFilter: youtube with better grammar.
MetaFilter: grammar with Youtube.
MetaFilter: ______________" joke.
Metafilter: it doesn't open doors for me?
MetaFilter: it's like fertilizer for self-importance.
Metafilter: Hard to forgive those early puppet shows and all that high living
Metafilter: Stark nudity on slick paper.
Metafilter: and here again, the appeal to the sodomist.
Metafilter: Outlusting the lustiest of animals
MetaFilter: An illustrated, detailed course in perversion.
Metafilter: An appeal to the sodomist.
Metafilter: love something? Then share it with everybody before it's too late. Remember, saying that you love someone/something after they're dead is the worst movie cliche ever.
MetaFilter: **I move away from the mic to breathe in.
MetaFilter: ra ra ra, we’re going to smash the oinks!
Metafilter: Like water for fish.
MetaFilter: a trouserful of wantonness.
Metafilter: Like water for fish. Blue.
MetaFilter: a social networking site for people with no friends
Metafilter: Mistaken jerky noobs
Metafilter: Honest Mistaken jerky noobs
Metafilter: Cocks out for Utopia.
Metafilter: No bowl movements can pass through but objects are insertable.
MetaFilter: Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
Metafilter: Options can include a penis pouch inside the female genitaliae with a built in urethra tube connected to the urethra orifice, making it possible to urinate from within the bodysuit.
Metafilter: Overthinking a plate of fava beans and a nice chianti.
Metafilter: With a super realistic female genitalia, breast and a anus.
MetaFilter: Often a lone voice, separated from society by the esoteric truths that they, and a few other initiates, possess. Truthfully, these people are often isolated to begin with, lonely people without close family ties, friends, or romantic prospects. Their detachment from society often causes them to become autodidactic, and although many theorists are very well-read, the absence of any external filter often results in child-like credulity and a willingness to accept any idea which reinforces pre-existing prejudices. Lacking a community, they often externalize their status as outsiders - instead of being on the outside looking in, they redefine their world so that they are the ones on the inside. It's a comfort to them, justifying their loneliness, making their lives, often filled with menial employment downward mobility, more palatable to them. It gives them a role, an excuse, and a benediction in an unfair world that doesn't make sense to them, and where they've never fit in.
MetaFilter: Small girl with machine gun in Oklahoma.
Metafilter: knuckledragging MookRock for rural meth-tards.
Metafilter: Sing it, Children!
metafilter: What a disgusting outrage that GB and the others were not punished adequately for their crimes!
metafilter: As human beings, we demand JUSTICE!
metafilter: The yearning for justice is an irreducible axiom of morality. It requires no proof, derivation, or explanation.
Metafilter: What jive stuff this turkey hands out!
Metafilter: you'll regret it.
MetaFilter: Tragic, but not graphic
Metafilter: An internet hate machine.
Metafilter: known to draw tears even via podcast.
MetaFilter: overprivileged white people
Metafilter: Once we're taken your liquids...
MetaFilter: what the fuck did I do?
MetaFilter: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit.
MetaFilter: Proof That Hip Snark Makes For Really Good Political Argument
MetaFilter: Omar listenin'
Metafilter: Best of the Web Indeed
metafilter: "oh, I can't wait for this administration to end". If all you do is wait, you'll get exactly what your effort merits.
Metafilter: thicken and add vein to cock
Metafilter: I wasn't ready for that! It was just ass right away!
Metafilter: a bit more oomph than a roller coaster ride
MetaFilter: I clicked on the first link and saw a dude munching ass.
Metafilter: Pro-Life-Free?
MetaFilter: Good articles with photos of the occasional cock.
Metafilter: Don Marco, the Master Crayon Artist; Pete Goldlust's crayon carvings; the 2001 crayon census.
Metafilter: a depth of nerditude that I can appreciate.
Metafilter: Fuck you, I'm doing it anyway. butts lol. Thank you for your time.
Metafilter: ideals to balance out the molesting
Metafilter: Bright is a self-identifying term.
Metafilter: Introducing a generation of boys to frenzied wire-twanging.
MetaFilter: cowritten by some unknown yokel.
Metafilter: Delete! Delete!
MetaFilter: Pimps N Hoes Night at Club Shithead
Metafilter: What's a spoiler?
Metafilter: Clearly and productively wrong, leading us towards the light.
Metafilter: Where people who know nothing about baseball debate the merits of probably the greatest player to ever suit up.
Metafilter: Finagling your Nevada-hole
MetaFilter: Like 4chan, but... well, like 4chan.
Metafilter: we want to be open and multicultural and liberal and all that shit, but we also want to kick some ass.
Metafilter: It's like farting in a broom closet.
Metafilter: escargoatse
Metafilter: Why does the spider have boobs?
Metafilter: what a bunch of 'droids we are.
Metafilter: BayTSP, without the paycheck.
Metafilter: Gays, Guns, and War, for the most part.
MetaFilter: A lace for humor.
Metafilter: What a howler of a blunder.
Metafilter: Extreme sarcasm confused with sincerity
Metafilter: Extreme sarcasm confused with sincerity
Metafilter: pants-enfishinating.
Metafilter: long enough to cover everything, short enough to keep it interesting.
MetaFilter: The trite phrasing and sheer lameness of the words in question is almost overpowering.
MetaFilter: totally out of place in the Grove of Academe
Metafilter: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Metafilter: Oversee the act of excretion.
Metafilter: excretion.
Metafilter: This is a work of fiction and any relation to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
Metafilter: the kids think it's fun and the welts heal in less than a week.
Metafilter: More like HISSCAT.
Metafilter: a little on the racist side
MetaFilter: frustration with controls can lead to misuse, breakdown, tampering and vandalism.
MetaFilter: Someone needs to put down the bong.
MetaFilter: the roots of this word mean "pledge unto death"
MetaFilter: Ignore the mehtards.
Metafilter: People born in 1974 who think your fucking song sucks.
Metafilter: raising a nation of wieners
metafilter: the best of public television!
metafilter: designed for waste to come out of if.
Metafilter: Flagging them down man, they out on the stroll flagging dicks down.
Metafilter: They will suck a dick for some food.
Metafilter: Sucking dick up till they hiccup... for a fee!
Metafilter: links to some guy's mediocre vacation pictures
Metafilter: Nothing changed. You must also be too drunk.
Metafilter: Anarchy si self-governmnetn
Metafilter: my epiglottis is full of bees.
MetaFilter: so powerful, so underused
Metafilter: Crystal snack?
Metafilter: So powerful, so underused
MetaFilter: Salacious and entertaining, but ultimately irrelevant.
Metafilter: discovering the "search" function on YouTube
Metafilter: discovering the "search" function on YouTube
Metafilter: part of a complete breakfast, provided you eat an entire farm.
Metafilter: miming their own tumescent cocks back at the sputtering Führer on the platform
Metafilter: Every single quot - what, what have I done?
MetaFilter: I'm not convinced these guys are all perverts
Metafilter: Tyranny and injustice will reign as delusion triumphs and the community dissolves into impotence.
Metafilter: The internet just gives people a greater chance to connect with others as messed up as they are.
Metafilter: As I was writing that I was thinking "This is going to get turned into a tagline."
MetaFilter: The truth will be vanquished by lies.
Metafilter: like the ravings on the bottle of Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Soap, only for robots.
Metafilter: Goddamn it, aren't your words worth a tailored suit?
Metafilter: no other purpose but to transmit information visually into your seeing-holes.
Metafilter: MMOAG
Metafilter: You and Your Magical Crotch
Metafilter: "nearly everyone who's opinion matters" -- which would translate to "everyone who agrees with me."
Metafilter: the elderly fall over and die all the time so biking is probably not much more dangerous than say, going to the bathroom.
Metafilter: sinfully pleasurable schadenfreude
Metafilter: I'd almost care, but I'll be dead.
Metafilter: I better do this before I wake up all the way.
Metafilter: "You make me cry."
Metafilter: Not only have they made their own bed, but also they've pissed in it. Fuck them.
MetaFilter: The answer of the day was to play ass mambo
MetaFilter: The Plastic BoingBoing it's okay to like
MetaFilter: entire world’s supply of pu
MetaFilter: unidentifiable sticky crap
MetaFilter: "...a black bitch in a hot kitchen."
Metafilter: You can make your own Rakhis, which is what I’d suggest, since the ones that they’re selling online are outrageously expensive, and send them to your brothers, or even your sisters, or husbands or wives can send them to each other, and brothers can send them to their sisters perhaps (as the latter part of this thread suggests).
Metafilter: a worthy cause and all ...but there's a rule.
Metafilter: Your penis is massless, with dimension zero.
MetaFilter: Talk about a derail.
MetaFilter: Thumbs up! Thanks, hama7.
Metafilter: wildly wrong, verging on the point of incoherence.
Metafilter: Steven C. Den Beste, . . . , I'd say you are full of shit.
Metafilter: a bunch of hippies jumping around tossing flour into the air.
Metafilter: Stetson Kennedy and “Superman vs. the KKK”. (This may have been what you were thinking of, DU.)
MetaFilter: smug little socially-stunted arm-chair critics.
Metafilter: Rum, sodomy and the lash.
Metafilter: a Rainbow Gathering, for hippie communal spiders
Metafilter: you occasionally stumble across some dude dressed up like a mechanical teddy bear having sex with a giant cat
MetaFilter: it’s tough to get your Shiite straight
Metafilter: People regularly stick their dick in stupid stuff.
MetaFilter: 90 seconds of a soon-to-be-drumming fake-monkey.
Metafilter: A rolling manifestation of compromise.
Metafilter: filled with ire.
MetaFilter: After a while it's kinda like masturbation. You fool around with it, you figure it out.
Metafilter: Mass Debate
MetaFilter: The work of a great & visionary ruler, compelling 40,000 machete-wielding virgins to dance around topless.
Metafilter: More Human Than Human is our motto
MetaFilter: The work of a great & visionary ruler, compelling 40,000 machete-wielding virgins to dance around topless.
Metafilter: Teh Intarwebs, stolby.
Metafilter: What I like are naked hairy Arab men, and I'm not seeing them here.
MetaFilter: too distracted to be useful for anything except the base amount of work necessary for survival
Metafilter: Who cums up with this shit?
MetaFilter: against pretty much everything
Metafilter: The Boing Boing you pay money to comment on
Metafilter: The thrill of inappropriate candor.
Metafilter: a juicy, delicious murder with cheese and a side of fries.
Metafilter: We won't rest until we post tenor more.
Metafilter: We're just getting to the cheap seats.
Metafilter: unbearable to most people around them.
MetaFilter: a bunch of hypocritical, apathetic muffinheads.
Metafilter: A shameless apologist or someone suffering massive brain damage.
Metafilter: for teh lulz indeed....for teh lulz indeed...for teh lulz indeed.
Metafilter: this time it isn't going to end with dancing muppets
MetaFilter: Fixed that for you. I can't wait till this cliche dies.
MetaFilter: problematizing our own paradigms
Metafilter: spraying the idiot with hot nitric acid.
Metafilter: Idiotfilter.
Metafilter: Hiding behind the couch because of pretty girls at the door wishing you to judge a blowjob contest.
metafilter: poor people = good, wealthy people = bad. Humanists = good, adventurers/entrepreneurs = bad.
Metafilter: isn't so much an explosive as it is an idiot filter.
MetaFilter: A society rich in leisure, and taken-for-granted comforts.
Metafilter: sometimes we're just really mean and bitter.
Metafilter: Escape from Real Bitch Island
MetaFilter: you get to make up stuff and no one can ever really verify it.
Metafilter: I didn't click on the links, but looking at the little baloons was great fun.
Metafilter: Gross, but hey: their life, their problem.
MetaFilter: You're a completely gross, freaky, ugly, boring, obnoxious, greasy, sneaky, nerd-bonehead.
Metafilter: It's like a slap-fight between Stryper and N'Sync.
Metafilter: You should not have posted this.
Metafilter: No PC should be without it.
Metafilter: what could be more frightening than a giant hamster?
Metafilter: what could be more frightening than a giant hamster?
MetaFilter: quiet quiet quiet DEATH!!!!!
Metafilter: I suck at liking this.
Metafilter: It's important for you to know at this point that me and porno go way back.
MetaFilter: When they're choking those girls with their fists and cocks, they mean it.
Metafilter: what's your nookie-nuker line?
Metafilter: I used to be a pretty big player in the PUA scene some years ago.
Metafilter: this homey, kind of lame, totally inoffensive limp family-friendly sitcom... that just happens to be about the travails of Muslims in Saskatchewan.
Metafilter: Collimating and guiding on the Airy disk even when seeing is bad.
MetaFilter: It's definitely not perfect, but I've enjoyed websites far worse than this one.
Metafilter: At its core, a love story.
Metafilter: golf cart science.
MetaFilter: throwing up in your brain
Metafilter: I'm on the scene
Metafilter: I loved me some Zork
Metafilter: The opposite of N is not always S
Metafilter: mutual ejaculationfield
MetaFilter: big on self-promotion, big on causing scenes, and big on smug superiority.
Metafilter: Islaming it all up around and in the hole
Metafilter: I can't be arsed to read frick all...
Metafilter: A voracious, pig-gnawing liquid.
Metafilter: I always seem to be speaking about unpleasant things. [Proverbs 1.27]
Metafilter: You cannot butt me with your horns! Who is it that you are butting? You cannot kill me -- I am running away!
Metafilter: "Hello! I'm completely fucking insane."
Metafilter: I came here for the intellectual discourse, but stayed for the insipid and pointless goodness.
MetaFilter: It's a "reference-fest" which gets very old very fast.
Metafilter: Let us not miss pointing to a story that relates to homosexuality!
Metafilter: Let us not miss pointing to a story that relates to homosexuality!
Metafilter: "The site's hollow -- it goes on forever -- and oh my God, it's full of assholes!"
MetaFilter: Symbolic of... junk.
Metafilter: This is an ad.
Metafilter: Trite and inaccurate. You sound like a douchebag.
Metafilter: angry liberals who suffered through poverty so no soup for you, loser.
Metafilter:"It's like I'm looking at the sum total of a life of bad decisions.".
Metafilter: Keep thuggin'
Metafilter: When you're here, you're family. A dysfunctional family of surly drunks with various weeping sores and caustic flatulence... and now you're part of it.
Metafilter: a cocktail napkin and a basic knowledge of physics.
Metafilter: Not like the frenzied Jig-a-boos you expected.
Metafilter: Do y'all got it?
MetaFilter: I searched for both "sniper" and "baiting".
Metafilter: teh* online community that gots pancakes.
Metafilter: It's like a self-serve toxic waste storage facility.
Metafilter: Monsters of Ingratitude/Hive-Mind Parasites
MetaFilter: masturbators, liars, or psychotics.
Metafilter: a large, stoic bowel movement
Metafilter: I judge you -- all of you
Metafilter: A kind of anguish terrible, against which I cannot large-thing